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How would I even have sex with a girl if I'm living with my parents?

Crustaciouse

Crustaciouse

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If i somehow got the opportunity to bang a girl it wouldn't work out because once we get to my house, my parents will kick her out and go crazy at me for not saving sex for marriage.
How do normies parents let them have sex in their house?
 
pretend you're just friends and fuck in your room
 
blackpilledhero said:
pretend you're just friends and fuck in your room

I don't have a room, I sleep in the living room because it's a one bedroom apartment.
 
Tell your parents to take a hike
 
Crustaciouse said:
I don't have a room, I sleep in the living room because it's a one bedroom apartment.

your parents are basically telling you to end it
 
Are you an adult ? Quit living with your parents. Problem solved
 
WarmIncelation said:
Are you an adult ? Quit living with your parents. Problem solved

I'm in uni, the rent prices are insane in NYC so even if I got a job I probably couldn't afford it.
 
Crustaciouse said:
I'm in uni, the rent prices are insane in NYC so even if I got a job I probably couldn't afford it.

When you said you lived in a one bedroom apartment with your parents I had a feeling you lived in NYC. That shit is crazy expensive. 

When you're done with uni you gonna ditch to a cheaper city  or you gonna try to live there on your own ?
 
WarmIncelation said:
When you said you lived in a one bedroom apartment with your parents I had a feeling you lived in NYC. That shit is crazy expensive. 

When you're done with uni you gonna ditch to a cheaper city  or you gonna try to live there on your own ?
Probably try to get a job in the city, but I'll see what happens.
 
Crustaciouse said:
Probably try to get a job in the city, but I'll see what happens.

I envy your balls to even try. I'd love to spend some time living in NYC but my frugalness wouldn't allow the move. I just can't justify that sort of money for basic living expenses.
 
WarmIncelation said:
I envy your balls to even try. I'd love to spend some time living in NYC but my frugalness wouldn't allow the move. I just can't justify that sort of money for basic living expenses.

Definitely don't try to move to NYC, the prices for apartments and basic necessities is off the roof.
The only reason I'm trying is because I'm already living here.
 
Crustaciouse said:
Definitely don't try to move to NYC, the prices for apartments and basic necessities is off the roof.
The only reason I'm trying is because I'm already living here.

I'm moving to Chicago soon for the public transportation. I'm sick of driving all the damn time. At least NYC has good public transport.
 
Crustaciouse said:
I'm in uni, the rent prices are insane in NYC so even if I got a job I probably couldn't afford it.

That's no excuse for an adult to live with their parents. Get a roommate instead.

Besides, if you're incel then it doesn't matter what kind of place you live in when no girl is going to see it.
 
you fucking retard

you will never bang a fatty that way

just go to her house, stupid!!
 
Involuntarily said:
you fucking retard

you will never bang a fatty that way

just go to her house, stupid!!

Do woman even invite guys to their house? I've always heard the oposite.
 
If it's a daughter, Chad will be invited into the house by the mother, with free reign to take the young girls virginity. It's disturbing how cucked modern fathers are; she can be a whore, but the lack of spine to allow another man fuck your own daughter in your house is disgusting.
 
Crustaciouse said:
Do woman even invite guys to their house? I've always heard the oposite.

A fatty will. She will be so desperate to have sex she may even give you some of her diet coke and her friend's day old birthday cake.
 
Crustaciouse said:
I'm in uni, the rent prices are insane in NYC so even if I got a job I probably couldn't afford it.

If you can't get laid in NYC then you're fucked.
 
My mom would cry tears of joy knowing that I finally stopped being a pathetic loser.
 
Normies move out after college or highschool
 
edgein said:
If you can't get laid in NYC then you're fucked.

There's a lot of chads and Tyrones in nyc, I'd say it's harder to get laid here if your ugly then other places.
 
it's crazy that this type of stuff is even an issue for us when most normal guys can just fuck a girl on a park bench if they want; there's not this never-ending neuroses surrounding basic shit
 
its difficult, but theres ways around it.
 
I asked my aging Chadlite friend who just moved in with his parents the same question a few weeks ago. He said you have to be sneaky and conniving and pretty much get them to invite you to their place instead of going to yours. Basically lie and make shit up about your living situation is his suggestion. Also, motels.
 
This shouldn't  bother you
 

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