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How to you contribute to society as an incel?

IronMike

IronMike

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When driving

I tailgate cars
I honk my horn if they don't go after the light turns green for 1 second
I don't use my turn signal when making right turns
I can't wait to buy a V8 engine so I can fuck up the atmosphere

In life

I don't recycle
I purposely buy water bottles, pour them into my mason jar(gotta avoid that estrogen) and drink, then chuck the water bottles into the trash can. FUCK RECYCLING.
I piss all over toilet seats
 
All incels must get exhaust whistles installed in their cars.
 
I also make sure my plate is very messy when eating out so when the waitress comes to take my plate of the table her thumb touches the leftover sauce of my food
 
Dude don’t piss on the seat, there are other incels who need to use that
 
jerk off on the paper towel roller as well.
 
The funny thing is normies who claim to care about the environment do far more damage to it than any incel could even whilst he actively tries! Just think about it, how many resources do these people use up on their foreign trips, all the restaurants they go to, clothes they buy and throw away, nice cars they like to drive...
 
I steal whenever I can.
 
I try to maximise my CO2 output too.
 
Being incel has nothing to do with helping others. I try to :

- donate to really poor people
- donate towards animal care
- help randomers who I think need it

Wish I was rich enough to make an actual difference though
 
Its kinda risky to Tailgate a car, if they stop even at 60mph you'll get blamed for the wreck.
 
good job bro.

Just LOL at normans with their "save the planet" crap.

What has this world ever done for us? Maybe it's not the world but the cunts in it.
 
I shit in my school bathroom every day. We don't have segregated bathrooms, so the sluts that chat in the bathroom gotta smell my shit while gossiping about Chad. I also never recycle.
 
i wish i could do any of those deeds but im trying to NTmaxx
 
I try to act as much as a scum as I can and be as rude as possible

also try to hurt foids "feelings" at work
 
I don't know why inceldom has to be associated with being an asshole.

My only personality trait that comes from my years of being an incel is not treating women any differently than men. I'm never nice to a woman simply because she is a woman. That doesn't mean I atuomatically treat them like shit, they just don't get special treatment.
 

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