How to talk to a foid?

[GreenBull]

I don't know tbh. Because of my limited contacts and mental issues I've never even had friends. Unlike many people here I've never approached a foid irl because I don't even know how to start a conversation with them. I feel extremely nervous and shy whenever a foid is around me. I start to sweat, cannot make eye contacts and run away as soon as I can. Doesn't mean that even they show any interest. On internet you don't have to talk to people face to face or are completely unknown to a person(profile always contains some info) , so it's way easier to talk to anyone on the internet and say things like I do here on this website. But, tbh I need to talk to a foid irl and have sex with her or I'm gonna end up being KHHTTV forever. Any advice from experiencedcels or socialcels are welcomed.

 

[heroinfather]

you have to clutch her pussy and profusely death stare her

 

[GreenBull]

you have to clutch her pussy and profusely death stare her

You're experienced in that, bro?

 

[VisVoi]

If you have a critical thought about anything she says, dismiss it. Same goes for any normie, they hate being criticised even if you are objectively correct.

 

[heroinfather]

You're experienced in that, bro?

yes i am a pussy slayer gigachad (jfl)

 

[GreenBull]

yes i am a pussy slayer gigachad (jfl)

I always knew this, you slayer fakecel.

If you have a critical thought about anything she says, dismiss it. Same goes for any normie, they hate being criticised even if you are objectively correct.

Could not understand tbh... foids don't say anything to me at all.

 

[Anger]

Just be urself brah it warks for me

 

[heroinfather]

I always knew this, you slayer fakecel.

Could not understand tbh... foids don't say anything to me at all.

 

[GreenBull]

Just be urself brah it warks for me
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Mogs me to another galaxy.

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Shut up allbluee part 3. JFL

 

[heroinfather]

Mogs me to another galaxy.

Shut up allbluee part 3. JFL

 

[Anger]

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Is he seriously weed?

 

[heroinfather]

Is he seriously weed?

yes goy weed is hamlossus alt account

 

[GreenBull]

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My curry brother, a Stacy rated you 6/10. What are you doing here? Btw you're the first guy in the video if you can't remember your face LOL.

 

[heroinfather]

My curry brother, a Stacy rated you 6/10. What are you doing here? Btw you're the first guy in the video if you can't remember your face LOL.

did u make that vid lMAO absolute fucking legend
p.s i am not allblue ive posted my face here before :3

 

[GreenBull]

did u make that vid lMAO absolute fucking legend
p.s i am not allblue ive posted my face here before :3

No I didn't. I was just searching for incels video of past week and I found this video. It's hilarious tbh. So many Chads and Chadlites on this site lately.
On a serious note, Ik you're not allbluee I'm just continuing our funny convo that we had that day when you imitated him using your @GeneticallySuperior alt.

 

[heroinfather]

No I didn't. I was just searching for incels video of past week and I found this video. It's hilarious tbh. So many Chads and Chadlites on this site lately.
On a serious note, Ik you're not allbluee I'm just continuing our funny convo that we had that day when you imitated him using your @superiorgenetics alt.

superiorgenetics alt was so fun too bad it got banned RIP lel (p.s get ur stacey friend to rate me tbh im curious)

 

[GreenBull]

superiorgenetics alt was so fun too bad it got banned RIP lel (p.s get ur stacey friend to rate me tbh im curious)

Ohh Stacey?! Lemme check if voice modifier is working well, then Stacy will rate you. KEK

 

[heroinfather]

Ohh Stacey?! Lemme check if voice modifier is working well, then Stacy will rate you. KEK

damn tbh just interview random stacies on the street then

 

[GreenBull]

damn tbh just interview random stacies on the street then

I'm not a Chad. Sorry bro.

 

[heroinfather]

I'm not a Chad. Sorry bro.

you can be if u wanna be

 

[GreenBull]

you can be if u wanna be

How?

 

[Dunkelheit]

"you're the worst person for [stupid shit]"
"I have those same jeans"

 

[Curious0]

You could say literally the same but the girl would react differently depending on your attractiveness. If she's talking to a chad, she will try to keep the conversation going. If a below average guy tries to keep a conversation going, he has to try hard since the girl will try to keep up emotional distance.
I would say try being calm and funny. Depending on her sense of humor she may react positively.
Some women aren't capable of understanding simple jokes though.

 

[GreenBull]

"you're the worst person for [stupid shit]"
"I have those same jeans"

Does it work on foids you've never talked to before?

You could say literally the same but the girl would react differently depending on your attractiveness. If she's talking to a chad, she will try to keep the conversation going. If a below average guy tries to keep a conversation going, he has to try hard since the girl will try to keep up emotional distance.
I would say try being calm and funny. Depending on her sense of humor she may react positively.
Some women aren't capable of understanding simple jokes though.

Yeah once sat next to a foid in exam hall, she talked to every guy there except me.

 

[GreenBull]

Lmao, i had posted the pic of a random guy i found on google inage search that got mentioned in tje video

I reckon some of those are the pics posted by the users here claiming it's the pic of their Chad friend or cuck railing their oneitises. I could only recognize allbluee,@Nigeriancel and @Fullofhate fullin the video.

 

[GreenBull]

Second last guy in that. U will find it if u goofgle "indian guy selfie"

Yeah he looked Indian to me but didn't know it was posted by you. Did you claim that pic to be yours?

 

[GreenBull]

I started by asking rating for a random guy because i felt he represented the average guy where i live but then i played alomg when they said its me lol.

Better for you. If you showed your real face then people would start to call you a fakecel and you'll get banned soon for mogging 90% of the people on this forum. Well time for me to ask for the rating for my brO ... LOL

 

[Deleted member 2798]

If you don't know how to act like a normie, you'll come across as "too serious" or "boring". Your best bet would be to take some E and get a lobotomy; everything'll come naturally then.

If it's possible, it's worth wrangling a few dates. Even if they don't go anywhere, you'll be exposed to the sort of "conversations" that people have. It's not as hard on the nerves as you might expect, but one certainly hits a wall where you don't have the experiences or interests necessary to keep things going. There's only so long that "how was your week...hm...good...oh...hm...me? I don't know, I didn't really do much. So do you have anything exciting coming up?" will work. If you have a talent for lying, do it without reservation, because it will probably help you immensely.

 

[GreenBull]

If you don't know how to act like a normie, you'll come across as "too serious" or "boring". Your best bet would be to take some E and get a lobotomy; everything'll come naturally then.

If it's possible, it's worth wrangling a few dates. Even if they don't go anywhere, you'll be exposed to the sort of "conversations" that people have. It's not as hard on the nerves as you might expect, but one certainly hits a wall where you don't have the experiences or interests necessary to keep things going. There's only so long that "how was your week...hm...good...oh...hm...me? I don't know, I didn't really do much. So do you have anything exciting coming up?" will work. If you have a talent for lying, do it without reservation, because it will probably help you immensely.

Yes I often hear people calling me "very serious" or "boring" . Seems like I'll have to grow through lobotomy though I highly doubt that it can cure the illness I suffer from. What is E?
I don't think that second option will work as it'll be very hard for me in the current situation to even talk to a female,let alone going on a date. Very very hard for me tbh.
I'm glad that you came up with legitimate helpful advices, I extremely appreciate it. Thank you.