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Serious how to take good selfies?

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blackpill me on this. I want to know everything.
Also what's the most accurate representation of your appearance if you're looking for ratings?
 
Just get the perfect angle. A good photo can seriously make you look a lot better than you do in real life.
 
Easy: be good looking.
 
Even lighting, narrow angle lens is better for portraits. If you are using your phone, move it as far away from your face as possible since they have a pretty wide FOV. Also practice your smile in mirror. Literally every teen girl who is on social media does it, no beautiful smile on the internet is natural.
 
faceapp hot filter or hollywood filter or both
 
Hold the phone far away when taking the selfie. Front-facing cameras have little focal length, which distorts your face and make your nose look uglier.
 
Helps to have a nice background. Don't want to take selfies in your toilet like @Popbob did.
 
First use the self-timer, and get an angle so your head is tilted a bit down in relation to the camera to avoid double chin. Next, convert the image to black and white, and digitally edit it to have a bit of diffusion and high contrast. That technique can make someone who looks autistic into someone who looks artistic!
 
Helps to have a nice background. Don't want to take selfies in your toilet like @Popbob did.
legit, once I took a selfie in front of a very beautiful flower painting and all my attention was redirected to the painting, not to my ugly face.
 
selfies are all about anglemaxxing. just try several angles until you find the best one for your jaw.

also this

Hold the phone far away when taking the selfie. Front-facing cameras have little focal length, which distorts your face and make your nose look uglier.
 
no idea, i have a shitty phone so i dont take pictures of myself.
 
Have the light source facing the backside of your head. It doesn't bring to light anything like acne or bumps and gives your head a nice "halo" effect.

Oh yeah, and be attractive.
 
You can't as a SUBHUMAN
blackpill me on this. I want to know everything.
Also what's the most accurate representation of your appearance if you're looking for ratings?
 
just take a video and screenshot when you look best
 
Have the light source facing the backside of your head. It doesn't bring to light anything like acne or bumps and gives your head a nice "halo" effect.

Oh yeah, and be attractive.

I'd say the opposite, oddly. Get a picture facing into natural light some time in the afternoon; it really livens up the eyes.
 
I'd say the opposite, oddly. Get a picture facing into natural light some time in the afternoon; it really livens up the eyes.
Are you white, because direct sunlight for ethnics trying to take a photo is a death sentence.
 
Are you white, because direct sunlight for ethnics trying to take a photo is a death sentence.

Hmm, yeah. Interesting. Full sunlight actually amplifies my palor pretty strongly; I've had better luck with sunlight through the window.
 
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Just dont for the reason I stated above, if you do get a good picture of your self, yes you will get matches, you will even get to meet femoids but they will reject you after all that.
 
Step one: turn off phone.
 
lighting + angle is the key
 
blackpill me on this. I want to know everything.
Also what's the most accurate representation of your appearance if you're looking for ratings?
By being attractive and doing interesting things/hanging out with interesting people. You're not a photographer its more about the content than the execution.
 
Get a strong jawline. That's all you need!
 
Hold the phone far away when taking the selfie. Front-facing cameras have little focal length, which distorts your face and make your nose look uglier.
 
I read about an experiment. In it, they had people post photos of themselves to okcupid taken with their shit cell phone cameras; and then on a separate account post shots of them taken by professional photographers.

The result: it didn't make any difference in the amount of messages they received. You can't shine shit.
 
As incels? By putting a bag over ur head :feelsrope:
 
Take pics of yourself in the mirror as they double the distance from the lens to you mitigating the effect of lens curvature, take pictures of yourself in rooms with better lighting and make sure your hair isn't utter shit.
 
What's a point of this, TBH?
 
use a snapchat or messenger camera to look better (no filter)
 
Nothing worse than those fat landwhales who manage to get a nice looking selfie that masks their landwhaleness.

Anyways same thing being a dude, if you're actually going to try and meet some bitches then why have a picture far exceeding what you actually look like? I guess half the battle is getting the bitch to meet you in the first place
 
I am the most proffesional frauder on incels

It's all about the lightning.. First indicate your subhuman features and what would you need to hide.. If you have a fucked chin, try to avoid lightning from above, get lightning from below like your computer screen, squint a lil bit( just make sure u don't have as much lower eyelid exposure), extend your arm as far as possible so there would be less fish lens effect from the camera, lift your head a little bit up so your jaw looks less narrow, make sure to tidy up your hair and only take pics when it looks good
Oh and also make sure to take pics with your back camera
 
I am the most proffesional frauder on incels

It's all about the lightning.. First indicate your subhuman features and what would you need to hide.. If you have a fucked chin, try to avoid lightning from above, get lightning from below like your computer screen, squint a lil bit( just make sure u don't have as much lower eyelid exposure), extend your arm as far as possible so there would be less fish lens effect from the camera, lift your head a little bit up so your jaw looks less narrow, make sure to tidy up your hair and only take pics when it looks good
Oh and also make sure to take pics with your back camera
Don't forget to look at what you got, look at random model selfie, cry and rope tbh
 
It's all about the back lighting. That's how they light in movies to make things look pretty. Natural lighting usually ends badly. And don't forget to be attractive.
 
tape over the camera
 
Take pics of yourself in the mirror as they double the distance from the lens to you mitigating the effect of lens curvature, take pictures of yourself in rooms with better lighting and make sure your hair isn't utter shit.
So, it's mirror, how you actually look for others, or phone camera?
 
Chad looks perfect in every angle and lighting
 
Plant your phone somewhere and then take a picture using the timer so it looks like you have friends to take pictures of you
 
So, it's mirror, how you actually look for others, or phone camera?
Mirror because it shows you as a 3d image of yourself.
Camera has lens curvature which distorts the photos you take, you can reduce the effect of the curvature by taking pictures from a distance.
 
photoshop and take it in a dark setting if your face is fat
 

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