DepressionTookMyIQ
The harbinger of Truth
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- Joined
- Mar 28, 2020
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>Match with a female on tinder
>Set up a date at her place
>Tell her to buy beers and have some food ready
>Arrive at her place
>Eat the food and drink all the beers as fast as you can
>Make her watch Drive (2011) and promise that you will have sex after it
>Watch the movie in complete silence and no physical contact
>Get mad if she tries to initiate something and push her away
>When the movie is over yell out loud "NOW IT'S BIG BOY TIME"
>Go to her toilet and have the loudest shit of your life
>Clog her toilet
>Come out
>Shake her hand
>Tell her you will come back next week
>Leave her house
>Block her number and all her social medias
>Set up a date at her place
>Tell her to buy beers and have some food ready
>Arrive at her place
>Eat the food and drink all the beers as fast as you can
>Make her watch Drive (2011) and promise that you will have sex after it
>Watch the movie in complete silence and no physical contact
>Get mad if she tries to initiate something and push her away
>When the movie is over yell out loud "NOW IT'S BIG BOY TIME"
>Go to her toilet and have the loudest shit of your life
>Clog her toilet
>Come out
>Shake her hand
>Tell her you will come back next week
>Leave her house
>Block her number and all her social medias