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i know that most of you are already aware of the fact that
i make the most high IQ , blackpilled and high effort Threads on this website for lonely male virgins , also known as Incels.co

So i've been thinking about sharing my secret to produce this level of Quality on a daily basis .

This is my daily routine .

My name is Jack Brokenheart .
I'm 23 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion made from the blood of wallhitter roasties .

In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey almond body scrub.
And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then i apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
Before i apply my daily dose of minoxidil , I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,
because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Then i proceed to take another cold shower , cause one shower isnt enough if you are a mysognistic prick like me .
I strive to take at least 3 cold showers before i continue with my daily routine .

Afterwards i spent 30 minutes to get a fresh haircut and to perfectly align my receiding hairline .
Always remember that the first impression is crucial if you want to produce high quality Threads !
Even if other Users cant see your face or your body ,
the confidence boost that you will get from this daily routine will enable you to reach a level
of Intelligence and high effort that you've never experienced before .
This is your only chance at becoming a true Blackpill scholar ,
listen to my advice and LISTEN CLOSELY .

Your self confidence will become your aura , it will permeate from your body through the screen
and manipulate other users to comment on your Threads with admiration and a feeling of deep gratitude .
It will subconsciously force them to read every single letter of your Threads ,
even if they are just a weird conglomeration of autistic rambling ,
they will still interpret it as high quality content cause of your strong personality halo .

After i completed my looksmaxxing routine ,
i then proceed to consume a healthy breakfast of foraged nuts and berries ,
fresh raw meat , 100g of ginger and 2 monster energy drinks .

I also take my vitamin pills
along with BCAAs , L-Arginin , Winstrol , Creatine , Beta-Alinine , Adenosine Triphosphate ,
Agmatine , Alpha-Lipoic Acid , Astaxanthin , Caffeine pills , Capsaicin , Chromium Picolinate , altered D-Aspartate ,
Evodiamine , 25 Fish Oil capsules , 1 Litre of Flaxseed Oil , fucoxanthin , Gamma-amynobuturic Acid , Glucuronolactone ,
250g Goji Berries , Beta-Hydroxy-Methylbutyrate , Inosine , 10 Iron capsules , N-Acetyl-Cysteine , N- Acetyl L-Tyrosine ,
Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide , Ornithine Alpha-Ketoglutarate , Phosphatidylserine , S-Adenosyl-Methionine ,
Tribulus Terrestris , 5 Zinc Capsules
and i inject 3 daily doses of Testosterone straight into my Eyeballs .

To top it off i drink a protein shake ( Chocolate flavour ) mixed with finely ground oatmeal and CPH4
before i sit down in front of the screen .

BEFORE YOU VISIT INCELS.CO ,
its is of vital importance , that you watch the complete Joker movie before you do anything else
( you can also watch Bladerunner 2049 if you feel sentimental on that particular day ) .
which will work towards setting you in the perfect mindset to produce high Quality content .

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Now comes the important part :
DONT INSTANTLY START POSTMAXXING
DONT CHECK YOUR ALERTS

It is of vital importance to prevent yourself from succumbing to your instinctual desire of instant gratification .
First you will need to meditate for 30 minutes in Lotus Pose .

Meditate on your Life ,
On your dreams and your goals ,
On your choices that you made in Life and the hand that you were dealt ,
On this fate that was placed upon you against your will .
On the fact that mother Nature gave you a single rotten Lemon
and told you go and make fucking Lemonade with a smug expression on her ugly , used up , post wall roastie face .

Meditate on all the rejection you faced ,
all the ridicule , the laughter , the talk behind your back by the same people that
smile and ask you whats wrong when you come to your wageslave deadend job every day
with a depressed expression in your Dead Eyes .
The people that never understood you when you walked home from school ,
after another day of getting bullied , looking like a shellshocked german soldier in the Trenches of the second World War .

Meditate on the time that you've already spent on this forum ,
The Threads , the posts you've made , the dogpills that were cramped down your throat with brutal force .
The infiltrators that were exposed , the legends that got banned and went out with a bang ,
The endless discussions on heightpill and sub 8 theory , dividing the community .
The OG 2017cels who still roam this forum to this day ( God bless their souls ) .
The Warnings you have received .
The sheer amount of blackpills you've swallowed in the weeks , months , years that you've spent here
postmaxxing , high effortmaxxing , charity do maxxing
with St. Smegma on one side and pinkfags on the other side
breathing down your neck .
Always haunted by their presence ,
always haunted by this deep desire , this neverending dream of one day reaching 50000 Posts
and getting sent your loyal weirdofreak virgin waifu by Seargent Incel as a token of his appreciation .

Imagine your ancestors smiling down on you
with a single tear running down their cheeks .
All the battles they have fought , the tears they have shed ,
the sacrificies that were made .
Just so you can have the freedom , the luxury ,
to spread the blackpill and enlighten the massed with true wisdom .
This holy mission that was placed upon you ,
a giant weight on your shoulders but also the most honorable fate known to Mankind .
An opportunity , an opportunity to shine ,
to outperform every single human that came before you .
To not follow the same beaten path of their sad existence ,
to not succumb to your instincts , those demonic voices in your head ,
those relics still left behind by days past .
But to instead use all your Willpower , all your strength
to transcend any known laws , any previously known boundaries of the human condition .
To break through this Matrix
and produce Threads never seen before ,
Threads of such radiant beauty which will blind any man unfit to swallow the blackpill .
Which will convert any lurking ITcels and every failed normie hiding in the shadows .
Your Ancestors placed this duty upon you
and now the time has come to wake up from your slumber
and rage against the dying of the light in one final effort .
With the strength of Despair , fight against this cruel system for another day .

Now that you have meditated on your Life , your fate and your holy duty ,
it is time to move on and check your PMs .
REMEMBER , it is of vital importance to check your pms before you check your alerts and start poosting :feelsohh: .

The users that made the effort to send you a private message
should always be put before any other activity on this forum .
Its is imperative to honor their loyalty and friendship .
Check your pms and answer them in great detail ,
which will also strengthen your self confidence and give you a sense of belonging
to a place where your Opinion is valued by other people who share the same fate as you .

After you have done that ,
you can then proceed to check your alerts and finally feel that red nectar of instant gratifictaion rush through your veins .
This dopamine fix will act as a reward for completing your daily morning routine .
Always make sure to read and respond to every single alert you have gotten and perform a little autistic dance of Joy if someone folowed you .



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Now you are finally ready ,
finally in the right mindset to produce Threads and Posts of extremely high Quality .

Once you start posting you will be transfixed into a dream-like state of mind ,
where everything else fades away and suddenly becomes unimportant .
You will start to blend everything else out while being in this Flow state .
You will no longer hear the birds chirping , the pigeons cooing and grunting right outside your window ,
The slow , calming plattering of rain on the cobblestone in front of your appartment ,
the quiet voices of the normies outside ,
ranting on and on about their insignificant little lifes , their neverending daily troubles and worries .
The monotone clicking sound of your keyboard to the rhythm of an unfathomable melody .
Everthing will fade away ,
nothing will bother you anymore ,
All your worries swept away .
Solely focused on the task at hand .
Everything truly unimportant will fade into nothingness .

All you will hear is the motivational playlist running through your headphones ,
Pushing you beyond every limit ,
making you transcend every previously known boundary .


Now
you have become Postmaxxer , the Destroyer of greycels .
The embodiement of ritalincel , his spirit , his legacy still living on through you .
Pure adrenaline running through your veins , a neverending supply of dopamine invigorating your thoughts .

You will not only postmaxx , NO , you will accomplish way more than that .
You will shine brighter than the stars , a giant quasar of blackpill knowledge swallowing everything in your path
and leaving behind a trail of destruction , a trail of pure carnage .
The blood of innocent bluepillers on your hands ,
you will finally realize , theres no going back now .
You have already gone too far .
This is who you are now .
This is what you have become .

For a short time , a small moment of perfection , you will feel what its like to be God .
You will feel this giant inherent power in your soul ,
which was always there , hidden deep in your thoughts ,
the pure soul of your inner child , laughing in Joy as you finally do what you were born to do .
you only had to coax it out into the open by following this tutorial .

Your actions , your legacy will become a hallmark for those who come after you .
Forever ingrained into the Hall of Truecels .
You will be remembered fondly as someone who has transcended the human condition .
Transcended every Boundary known to mankind .

And like you didnt even notice it , hours will have passed , days of being transfixed in front of the screen ,
The blue light shining on your face , exposing your acne scars , your deformities , your balding hairline and your receided Jaw .
You wont even notice the pissbottles slowly filling up ,
the ashtrays overflowing ,
the mountains of beer cans and pre-packaged microwaveable food .
The white , crusty stains on your Thrift shop Outfit .
You wont even notice the swarms of fruit flies ,
the roaches ,
the sounds of smother entering your room and yelling at you to finally get your shit together .

You will be set free and let go .
Feeling enlightened , weightless ,
Gravity won't even affect you anymore .

You are floating through this forum as if you were floating through space ,
entirely alone and surrounded by darkness ,
Your Spirit will leave your body and enter the screen ,
you will leave your physical shell behind and become a Ghost of the Blackpill ,
a Knight on his holy crusade .

But you will come down after some time ,
you will be transported back to Reality , even if your spirit still resides here , between the shitposts and the IQ copers .
You will feel your energy ressources draining .

And whenever you feel like this ,
its time to take another cold shower , get a haircut and sleep for 3 hours before
you start all over again and repeat the morning routine .

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So here you have it ,
the only true tutorial on how to produce high Quality Threads .
The only true guide on how to cringemaxx .

But always remember :

with great power comes great responsibility .




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There is an idea of a Jacks Brokenheart,
some kind of abstraction,
but there is no real me.
Only an entity, something illusory.
And though I can hide my cold gaze,
and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours
and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
I simply am not there.

I dont exist , i am merely a figment of your imagination .
Im the ghost that haunts your worst nightmares .
The coldblooded killer that you see out of the corner of your eye in a dark alleyway .
The conglomeration of all your past mistakes ,
your repressed memories brought back from the depth of your subconsiousness ,
materializing into human form in your weakest moments .








Yikes , lets unpack this .
 
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Too lazy to read sorry but I agree
 
Didn’t read
 
read every word
 
Tolodirelossus
 
Great American Psycho satire bro
 
you have become Postmaxxer , the Destroyer of greycels .
The embodiement of ritalincel , his spirit , his legacy still living on through you .
Pure adrenaline running through your veins , a neverending supply of dopamine invigorating your thoughts .
1586440137611
 
i'll bookmark this and read it one day, but in reality, I'll probably forget. But high effort thread ngl. I will inject T into my eyes
 
how do you have the motivation to write all that stuff?
 
I read a few lines at least :forcedsmile:
 
After i completed my looksmaxxing routine ,
i then proceed to consume a healthy breakfast of foraged nuts and berries ,
fresh raw meat
Have you been experiencing fatigue, bowel irritation and rapid weight loss lately?
 
I am motivated to post now
 
Why do you put so much effort to shitposting LMAO
 
sounds like it makes you strong
i have found the strength of Lords within the flame
I will inject T into my eyes
good
how do you have the motivation to write all that stuff?
Why do you put so much effort to shitposting LMAO
too much time , no Life and ADHD .
I am motivated to post now
This was the only goal of this thread tbqh with you ..
 
@BummerDrummer narrate this thread tbh
blindcels need to be able to produce high quality threads :feelstastyman:
 
Nice thread man, gave me a good laugh :feelsokman:

Shame you're gone though
 
how do you have the motivation to write all that stuff?
My child, he is a knower of ways. WE are. Commit with us, and you too, my child, can learn your destiny. Join us. Godspeed, brother.
BETA POWER
 
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