Cuz I wanna not have reason to not go college for long time
Just don’t go, I haven’t been to college in months with no reason.
Stay out in the cold for long periods of time?
Lol I skipped like 2 months of college and nothing happened u dont have to be sick just go to some faggot in your college for mental heatlh and say u were doing drugs or say u were depressed and he will write you note of exemption and is problem solved.
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Hold your breath so you pass out. Might give you brain damage but it's an excuse
keep your feet in cold water for a long time
Tap yourself in the head with a hammer, when asked why you did it claim gangsta rap made you do it & you thought it was hammer time.
Go have unprotected sex, oh wait..
Somehow made me laugh a bit irl
Eat spoiled food or gas station sushi
FUCK YOU FHCK YOU FUCK YOU CUNT CUNT CUNT CUTN
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Magnesium citrate+pine needle tea will make you feel like shitting your guts out.
Lucky cunts. My parents get fucking notified when I'm absent like I'm a fucking baby so can't do this. Thought about saying I can't go due to mental health tho (which would actually be a genuine reason)
Eat your own shit
To walk this earth thinking that it'll get better if you don't go to college while paying thousands for it. That's the real illness right there.
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Shoot yourself in the head
I stood on the edge of my roof today so soon that is likely to be an option
Go to doctors and start saying gibberish, shit like you're seeing/hearing stuff and then pull your pants down infront of them, they'll refer you to a specialist and give you jew pills (don't need to take) also you'd get NEETbuxx because you're unfit to work.
Always wanted to do this but I'm so ugly im so used to people not caring or laughing at me when I'm having bad or suffering so I feel doctor is just gonna try every reason to make out that I'm lying or be too harsh on me and send me to an asylum with retards
Honeslty bro you can skip the pulling pants down bit and just say you're seeing stuff that should be enough to get on neetbuxx
Thanks for the advice bro. Have you done this? Ima probably do this between now and the start of next year. I'm genuinely depressed and have anxiety tho so I should've done this ages ago.(I fuckin sound like a 14 yr old food when I say that) I also have actually hallucinated before but that was when I was awake for 40 hours so I wouldn't rlly be lying
I've known people that done it, and they ended up on NEETbuxx, and it depends what country you're in. Europe and UK should be easy tbh. It's a long process depending on the situation, but my advice is too keep it cool. Just say that you're seeing /hearing shit and it's affecting your daily life.
Look at my new thread I asked a question in relation to neetbuxx
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