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LifeFuel How To Improve Your Personality and Unleash Your Inner Alpha

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Step 1: Lengthen yourself to 6'2". Widen your clavicles to 40" inches.
Step 2: Fix all deformities - if you have crooked teeth, replace them asap. If your nose is jew approved, rhino max.
Step 3: Become 220lbs of muscle at 8% body fat. Make sure you find a way to maintain it while eating at McDonalds and parting with Stacies all night.
Step 4: Install permanent hair on your head.
Step 5: Deconstruct your face until it's Lakowski tier.
Step 7: Buy an expensive car and a mansion.
Step 8: Have an interesting profession - poker player, movie star
Step 9. Lengthen your dick to 8-9 inches.
Step 10. Fire up tinder and write an original message (this is key - without it you won't succeed. if your message does not transfer your inner alpha, the foid u're writing to will go for that 5'5" and bold red pilled guy who is nagging her while holding his perfect frame)

This is it.

Now ur personality is perfect.
 
Sounds foolproof, OP, I’ll get on it right away.
 
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Where's the part where you shower 40 times a day while watching movies with a strong female lead?
 
Wow! Thanks for that, OP. Sounds like a great plan.

Tomorrow is the first day of improving my personality and unleashing my inner alpha. Will update how it goes.
 
Never knew it was this easy:lul:
 

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