How to heightfraud properly?

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Need some tips on things that can help you heightfraud in a way noone knows you are doing it. I just need a couple of inches to be in the human category.
 
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lifts are your friend
 
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Just don't.
 
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Posture + elevator shoes + lifts + high-styled hairstyle
 
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Unwanted said:
Posture + elevator shoes + lifts + high-styled hairstyle
This. Also add an inch when you are asked about height
 
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Always tell you`re an inch ot two taller than your actual height, it`s not like femoids can tell a difference anyway.
 
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Don't, you'll be stooping down to femoids who use fake up
 
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I'm 5'10 so I always try to stand up straight with good posture so it makes me look like I'm atleast 6'0.
 
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Krezo said:
I'm 5'10 so I always try to stand up straight with good posture so it makes me look like I'm atleast 6'0.
I do the same. I get mistaken for being taller than I am because I stand up straight and always keep my head tilted up, looking at the sky/ceiling. Its a good lifehack for kingofthemanletcels like us.
 
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Evildoer said:
Always tell you`re an inch ot two taller than your actual height, it`s not like femoids can tell a difference anyway.
This x100..
The amount of fucking guys that get away with saying they're 6ft when they're 5ft10 is huge
 
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PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
I know it is , However just for my peace of mind I want to be 6'0
 
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Kirito said:
I know it is , However just for my peace of mind I want to be 6'0
its over for manlets
 
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Unwanted said:
Posture + elevator shoes + lifts + high-styled hairstyle
What are elevator shoes or lifts and how do yo suggest I get them?
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
its over for manlets
I know , The fucked up thing is my race has average height of 5'5 and I am 5'9 almost 10. So if I were white I would be 6'2-3 atleast. However I need just a couple of inches and I am 6'0
 
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With 3 inch lifts I'd still only be 5'9 and I'd look weird
 
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NEETAndTidy said:
With 3 inch lifts I'd still only be 5'9 and I'd look weird


I feel for you, What's your ethnicity ?
 
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NEETAndTidy said:
Fuck that's brutal. You were so close to being a chad.
 
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Kirito said:
Fuck that's brutal. You were so close to being a chad.
Nah sub 5 face with aspergers and other shit
 
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NEETAndTidy said:
Nah sub 5 face with aspergers and other shit
Atleast not a curry. I would take being that anyday over a being a filthy curry .
 
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your avatar mogs mine, it even moves. JFL
 
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ropecel_is_cope said:
your avatar mogs mine, it even moves. JFL
lol this comment reminded me of american psycho when they're comparing business cards and bateman is like his card even has a watermark
 
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acnescarcel said:
lol this comment reminded me of american psycho when they're comparing business cards and bateman is like his card even has a watermark
lol, me too. Look at that subtle off-white coloring, oh my god
 
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