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As we all know there's no gym for your face, but as incels we must try and ascend, which involves gym

A lot of Incels don't want to gym maxx because they are shy about going to gym, especially as they would be mogged by chads

So we need a list of things we can do at home
 
To start with:

Dip/Pullup tower. Or just do those in the park.

Buy those elastic ropes with handles for arm and shoulder work.

Then, eventually:

plates for added weight on the dips/pullups

Barbell, rack and more plates for squats and deadlifts.

Basically legs are expensive.
 
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@Colvin76 gymmaxxes at home
 
Pushups
Situps
Plenty of juice
 
Useless waste of time, it's better to cope with things that you enjoy doing. I seriously can't understand gymcopers, how do they feel when they realize some fat chalite who never exercised have a beautiful wife and kids and a nice home?
 
Yeah but how, like I don't know where to start
Barbell with weights is enough for start, there are plastic ones filled with sand, its dirt cheap. Benchpress and squats are the most important and good enough on their own in beginning.
 
I have dumbbells with adjustable weights, and try to be creative with just that. It works quite well but if you wanna musclemaxx you'll want big fat weights on your dumbbells.
 
I can't fit that in my room, I live with parents

Are you sure? I managed to fit one in mine, which is a low-ceiling room in the basement. Measure first before you decide you can’t fit one, I found one that fits.

Alternatively, you can just do dips and pullups in the park, if you say no because social anxiety then that’s your problem and you should stop making excuses.
 
Listen I got no money, how do you gym maxx without money
Are you sure? I managed to fit one in mine, which is a low-ceiling room in the basement. Measure first before you decide you can’t fit one, I found one that fits.

Alternatively, you can just do dips and pullups in the park, if you say no because social anxiety then that’s your problem and you should stop making excuses.
Im not bringing gym shit into my parents house, its awkward
I wish I had a gym buddy or something
 
Without any equipment/stuff you find in every household you can do:

Chest/Triceps:
- Dibs. They are the best thing you can do at home. Proven dozens of times by autistic gymcels. Google how to do them at home. Use a chair or something to lift up your legs and rest your feet on.
- Pushups. You can do them in various versions. Wide arms if for chest, narrow arms is for triceps. You also train your shoulder a bit with it. You can google for the various versions of pushups, what muscle they train and how to do them right. For behinnders its important to know how much you can repeat without failing. 3 x 15 would be a good start. If you can only do 5 do 3 x 5 or 5 x 5

Abs:
- Faggy imo, especially the classical situps suck. You can try leg raises, crunches and criss-cross (or however its called)

Legs:
- Just do squats. Google how to do them to not hurt your knees.
- Calve raises with a book under your feet. Additionally put something with weight in your hands too. Dont underestimate the power of juicy calves.

Biceps/back:
That is hard at home without anything. Get dumbbells or a pullup bar, that is enough to do several exercises you look up.
You can try some of these if you're not too autistic for it: (overall very good channel for no equip workouts)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnseqLiVXM&ab_channel=ATHLEAN-X%E2%84%A2


Feel free to ask me further stuff. Always remember to eat a meal with lots of protein after gymcelling so your muscles can use it to repair and grow. Also get 7-8 hours of sleep that night. Muscles only grow during rest phase.
You can do all of this at one day as a beginner. If you have muscle aches, wait until they are gone (can take 1-3 days). It is not worth to overwork your muscle if you want to gain strength or mass. To start is hard, but every single person I know that started with lifting starts to love it after a few weeks and they can't wait for the next gym session.

Also just look up basic body building guides. Much of this sounds complex, but most websites just want to tell you hocus pocus which isnt relevant for beginners and you will get into this naturally over time. 4 simple things:

1) Train hard, an overworked muscle feels exhausted, but is not in (sharp) pain. You will get a feeling for it.
2) Get enough calories (more than 2000 a day, for starters) and protein (1g/kg bodyweight. Some say 2 or 2,5 but thats hella lot and imo not needed, especially for beginners)
3) Best is to get a lot of proteins 30-60 minutes after training. Thats called anabolic window where your body demands proteins. This is important because if your body has nothing to work with it will use already existing mass and you will loose weight/muscle.
4) Really get your sleep. 6 hours at least

BONUS: Look into neckmaxxing. No joke, the neck muscle is small so it grows and regenerates way faster than the others.
You can make siginificant results in 4-8 weeks by training 3 times a week for 5-10 minutes. All you need is a full water bottle or a 2kg/5lbs dumbbell.

Have fun and post results
 
Buy a barbell at least and a bench , a curling bar, some dumbells
 
Just buy dumbbels and a pull-up bar. Bench if you have the money
 
I use a pullup bar that fits on a doorframe and parallel bars for dips. You can also buy gymnastics rings to get harder exercise progressions. Since the gym closed I dont really work my legs I just bike or run outside.
 
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These are the elastic ropes I am talking about, they are cheap and don’t weigh much, the resistance comes from it’s elasticity. You step on it and do lateral raises, bicep curls or whatever.
 
Without any equipment/stuff you find in every household you can do:

Chest/Triceps:
- Dibs. They are the best thing you can do at home. Proven dozens of times by autistic gymcels. Google how to do them at home. Use a chair or something to lift up your legs and rest your feet on.
- Pushups. You can do them in various versions. Wide arms if for chest, narrow arms is for triceps. You also train your shoulder a bit with it. You can google for the various versions of pushups, what muscle they train and how to do them right. For behinnders its important to know how much you can repeat without failing. 3 x 15 would be a good start. If you can only do 5 do 3 x 5 or 5 x 5

Abs:
- Faggy imo, especially the classical situps suck. You can try leg raises, crunches and criss-cross (or however its called)

Legs:
- Just do squats. Google how to do them to not hurt your knees.
- Calve raises with a book under your feet. Additionally put something with weight in your hands too. Dont underestimate the power of juicy calves.

Biceps/back:
That is hard at home without anything. Get dumbbells or a pullup bar, that is enough to do several exercises you look up.
You can try some of these if you're not too autistic for it: (overall very good channel for no equip workouts)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnseqLiVXM&ab_channel=ATHLEAN-X%E2%84%A2


Feel free to ask me further stuff. Always remember to eat a meal with lots of protein after gymcelling so your muscles can use it to repair and grow. Also get 7-8 hours of sleep that night. Muscles only grow during rest phase.
You can do all of this at one day as a beginner. If you have muscle aches, wait until they are gone (can take 1-3 days). It is not worth to overwork your muscle if you want to gain strength or mass. To start is hard, but every single person I know that started with lifting starts to love it after a few weeks and they can't wait for the next gym session.

Also just look up basic body building guides. Much of this sounds complex, but most websites just want to tell you hocus pocus which isnt relevant for beginners and you will get into this naturally over time. 4 simple things:

1) Train hard, an overworked muscle feels exhausted, but is not in (sharp) pain. You will get a feeling for it.
2) Get enough calories (more than 2000 a day, for starters) and protein (1g/kg bodyweight. Some say 2 or 2,5 but thats hella lot and imo not needed, especially for beginners)
3) Best is to get a lot of proteins 30-60 minutes after training. Thats called anabolic window where your body demands proteins. This is important because if your body has nothing to work with it will use already existing mass and you will loose weight/muscle.
4) Really get your sleep. 6 hours at least

BONUS: Look into neckmaxxing. No joke, the neck muscle is small so it grows and regenerates way faster than the others.
You can make siginificant results in 4-8 weeks by training 3 times a week for 5-10 minutes. All you need is a full water bottle or a 2kg/5lbs dumbbell.

Have fun and post results

Thank you soo much, can I Copy Paste this onto my computer so I can follow it?
Also what food is good for protein ?
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These are the elastic ropes I am talking about, they are cheap and don’t weigh much, the resistance comes from it’s elasticity. You step on it and do lateral raises, bicep curls or whatever.
I might, they look small enough
 
Listen I got no money, how do you gym maxx without money

Im not bringing gym shit into my parents house, its awkward
I wish I had a gym buddy or something

If money is the issue GO TO THE PARK, do dips and pullups on those bars at the park. You can use chairs and a broomstick to do dips and rows.

If “Awkward” is the issue, then you’re a bitch and I am leaving this thread, do not reply to me I won’t respond, I gave you all the advice. You seem like you’re just here to prove excuses to yourself for not working out.

Eat atleast 120g of protein, rest as you feel like.
 
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Thank you soo much, can I Copy Paste this onto my computer so I can follow it?
Also what food is good for protein ?
Sure, I wrote this for some other incel that sadly never showed results and copy pasted it a few times here already.
Cheap protein sources are noodles and eggs. You can also eat oatmeal for breakfast and of course meat and tuna, especially chicken is good.
You can google all of this, there are lots and lots of pages with cheap and fast recipies.

If you work out for a few weeks and intend to keep it you can invest into 1kg of whey protein. You don't need the expensive ones and the price is completely worth it for getting easy after-workout-protein.
 
Whey Protein?

Like this?
Whey Protein

Sure, I wrote this for some other incel that sadly never showed results and copy pasted it a few times here already.
Cheap protein sources are noodles and eggs. You can also eat oatmeal for breakfast and of course meat and tuna, especially chicken is good.
You can google all of this, there are lots and lots of pages with cheap and fast recipies.

If you work out for a few weeks and intend to keep it you can invest into 1kg of whey protein. You don't need the expensive ones and the price is completely worth it for getting easy after-workout-protein.
 
Useless waste of time, it's better to cope with things that you enjoy doing. I seriously can't understand gymcopers, how do they feel when they realize some fat chalite who never exercised have a beautiful wife and kids and a nice home?
Have you tried it dopamine you get from it is insane. For me ı can say it gives more dopamine compared to Cooming and Food. But unlike those things it is healthy and does benefit you
 
if u try to gymmax without roiding ure hardcore delusional imho (i never gymmaxed to tell u the truth)
 
I can't fit that in my room, I live with parents
Yeah I know that shit, I wanted to get a cheap weight bench but my father is like no we don't have the room, lucky fuckers with their garages.
 
Yeah I know that shit, I wanted to get a cheap weight bench but my father is like no we don't have the room, lucky fuckers with their garages.
I dont even have a garage
 
Exactly what I mean, if you did you could get yourself sorted.
Yeah, I cant go to gym because embarrassing, cant work out fully at home, no car ect im lost
 
Pushups.

Pullups.

Lots of them. And heres the trick... the thing you cannot do even at a fancy expensive gym... you do the pushups and pullups multiple times per day. You wake up, and immediately do 10 pushups and 10 pullups. Then a few hours later do 10 more, a few hours later 10 more. Maybe you cant do 10, so do 5 or 3, or maybe even just 1. But whatever number you pick you aim to work up to doing that many every hour. Set a timer on your phone for 60 minutes, and when the timer goes off you do your pushups and then set the timer again. By the end of the day you are gonna be tired. But that tiredness you feel is going to become normal after a few weeks.
This is how you build real strength, and I rarely have heard anyone talk about it cause its hard to keep up and doesnt sound like it would work. But i had better results and faster than when I used to gymmax.
 
Without any equipment/stuff you find in every household you can do:

Chest/Triceps:
- Dibs. They are the best thing you can do at home. Proven dozens of times by autistic gymcels. Google how to do them at home. Use a chair or something to lift up your legs and rest your feet on.
- Pushups. You can do them in various versions. Wide arms if for chest, narrow arms is for triceps. You also train your shoulder a bit with it. You can google for the various versions of pushups, what muscle they train and how to do them right. For behinnders its important to know how much you can repeat without failing. 3 x 15 would be a good start. If you can only do 5 do 3 x 5 or 5 x 5

Abs:
- Faggy imo, especially the classical situps suck. You can try leg raises, crunches and criss-cross (or however its called)

Legs:
- Just do squats. Google how to do them to not hurt your knees.
- Calve raises with a book under your feet. Additionally put something with weight in your hands too. Dont underestimate the power of juicy calves.

Biceps/back:
That is hard at home without anything. Get dumbbells or a pullup bar, that is enough to do several exercises you look up.
You can try some of these if you're not too autistic for it: (overall very good channel for no equip workouts)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnseqLiVXM&ab_channel=ATHLEAN-X%E2%84%A2


Feel free to ask me further stuff. Always remember to eat a meal with lots of protein after gymcelling so your muscles can use it to repair and grow. Also get 7-8 hours of sleep that night. Muscles only grow during rest phase.
You can do all of this at one day as a beginner. If you have muscle aches, wait until they are gone (can take 1-3 days). It is not worth to overwork your muscle if you want to gain strength or mass. To start is hard, but every single person I know that started with lifting starts to love it after a few weeks and they can't wait for the next gym session.

Also just look up basic body building guides. Much of this sounds complex, but most websites just want to tell you hocus pocus which isnt relevant for beginners and you will get into this naturally over time. 4 simple things:

1) Train hard, an overworked muscle feels exhausted, but is not in (sharp) pain. You will get a feeling for it.
2) Get enough calories (more than 2000 a day, for starters) and protein (1g/kg bodyweight. Some say 2 or 2,5 but thats hella lot and imo not needed, especially for beginners)
3) Best is to get a lot of proteins 30-60 minutes after training. Thats called anabolic window where your body demands proteins. This is important because if your body has nothing to work with it will use already existing mass and you will loose weight/muscle.
4) Really get your sleep. 6 hours at least

BONUS: Look into neckmaxxing. No joke, the neck muscle is small so it grows and regenerates way faster than the others.
You can make siginificant results in 4-8 weeks by training 3 times a week for 5-10 minutes. All you need is a full water bottle or a 2kg/5lbs dumbbell.

Have fun and post results


Bodyweight exercises are for pussies. And there's a sharp limit on how much you can build using them. You need a power rack to be able to do bench presses and squats. Those 2 exercises, plus deadlift are the big 3 compound lifts. If you can't get a power rack, just get dumbells and do bench press with them. Then do rows for the back and tri's. Just do those 4 exercises for 5 sets 3 times per week, low reps (2-6), increasing the weight and max'ing out effort and you'll gain muscle. With a high protein diet with a caloric surplus. Easy. Abs are all about low BF.

If you're going to do bodyweight exercises, do something like P90x. Find them on Youtube. 30 mins every day.
 
Pushups.

Pullups.

Lots of them. And heres the trick... the thing you cannot do even at a fancy expensive gym... you do the pushups and pullups multiple times per day. You wake up, and immediately do 10 pushups and 10 pullups. Then a few hours later do 10 more, a few hours later 10 more. Maybe you cant do 10, so do 5 or 3, or maybe even just 1. But whatever number you pick you aim to work up to doing that many every hour. Set a timer on your phone for 60 minutes, and when the timer goes off you do your pushups and then set the timer again. By the end of the day you are gonna be tired. But that tiredness you feel is going to become normal after a few weeks.
This is how you build real strength, and I rarely have heard anyone talk about it cause its hard to keep up and doesnt sound like it would work. But i had better results and faster than when I used to gymmax.
Good advice, I should try this.
 
Good advice, I should try this.
I can gauarantee that style of workout will work if you keep it up. It's basically a prison cell workout routine. You know how ex-convicts come out of prison absolutely jacked even though they they spend 3 hours a day in a cell and eat rice, beans, and tuna. Its because they just do pushups and pullups all day long.
 
Home gym.

Don't just fucking say that, a lot of home gyms are complete garbage.

If they have a lat pulldown it will only have 1 ft RoM instead of the 4ft RoM which is ideal
 
Bodyweight exercises are for pussies. And there's a sharp limit on how much you can build using them. You need a power rack to be able to do bench presses and squats. Those 2 exercises, plus deadlift are the big 3 compound lifts. If you can't get a power rack, just get dumbells and do bench press with them. Then do rows for the back and tri's. Just do those 4 exercises for 5 sets 3 times per week, low reps (2-6), increasing the weight and max'ing out effort and you'll gain muscle. With a high protein diet with a caloric surplus. Easy. Abs are all about low BF.

If you're going to do bodyweight exercises, do something like P90x. Find them on Youtube. 30 mins every day.
I'm a gym member for nearly 3 years now, dont worry. Its just a stupid idea to recommend someone a squat rack if they are just starting out. dumbbells are more thsn enough to check out lifting
 
As we all know there's no gym for your face, but as incels we must try and ascend, which involves gym

A lot of Incels don't want to gym maxx because they are shy about going to gym, especially as they would be mogged by chads

So we need a list of things we can do at home
calisthenicsmaxxx
 

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