If you don't try this, you're a VOLCEL.
1) Befriend a low IQ, liberal woman with a BOYFRIEND (preferably one into astrology—to ensure her stupidity if the liberalism wasn't enough).
(These types of women have little morals and are sexually promiscuous)
2) Talk to her about feminism and zodiac signs and shit. Tell her how cool and fascinating it is.
3) NEVER bring up ANYTHING remotely sexual. Just become her good "friend".
4) Hang out with her a lot and LISTEN to all of her problems.
5) Frame her boyfriend for cheating on her.
6) Text her saying "what's up?" Then when she tells you, tell her "omg I'm coming over to comfort you"
IMPORTANT: Make sure to shower TWICE before going over. Get a haircut. And do 3 sets of 10 bicep curls.
7) Then she'll feel the need to sleep with someone to get over him and you're RIGHT there. This is it. She thinks you're a great guy even know you're ugly and thinks, "it couldn't be that bad".
Has like a 2% chance of working.
1) Befriend a low IQ, liberal woman with a BOYFRIEND (preferably one into astrology—to ensure her stupidity if the liberalism wasn't enough).
(These types of women have little morals and are sexually promiscuous)
2) Talk to her about feminism and zodiac signs and shit. Tell her how cool and fascinating it is.
3) NEVER bring up ANYTHING remotely sexual. Just become her good "friend".
4) Hang out with her a lot and LISTEN to all of her problems.
5) Frame her boyfriend for cheating on her.
6) Text her saying "what's up?" Then when she tells you, tell her "omg I'm coming over to comfort you"
IMPORTANT: Make sure to shower TWICE before going over. Get a haircut. And do 3 sets of 10 bicep curls.
7) Then she'll feel the need to sleep with someone to get over him and you're RIGHT there. This is it. She thinks you're a great guy even know you're ugly and thinks, "it couldn't be that bad".
Has like a 2% chance of working.
