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Discussion How to Get a Girlfriend for Dummies (& inkwells)

Is IT's advice to incels useful & can it enable incels to get girlfriends?

  • This is bluepilled GARBAGE!!

    Votes: 42 87.5%
  • This is Great Advice! It WORKS!!

    Votes: 6 12.5%

  • Total voters
    48
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The Giga-Chads and 10/10 ultra-Stacy's from Incel Tears took time off their extremely busy sex fuckfest schedule to give you legit, practical and scientifically proven advice on how any guy - regardless of your genetics or facial aesthetics can get a girlfriend and be irresistible to all foids , (eh i mean Queens)

  1. Get New Haircut
  2. Get new clothes
  3. Wear glasses
  4. Volunteer at local animal shelter (and dont judge the Kweenz there who are enjoying the dogpill at said animal shelter)
  5. Listen to self help CDs
  6. Join the RedCross
Thats it! That all you have to do (according to ITcels) inorder to ascend with any foid.

My based & blackpilled bros in the Incel Cinematic Universe - how legit is this advice? Are these steps the panacea to inceldom?
 
You won't slay. But thinking about it, I don't think IncelTears knows how to slay, or ever claimed to offer advice on how to slay.
 
The delusion these people live in is uncanny.
 
He needs to get out of that soy cult
 
You won't slay. But thinking about it, I don't think IncelTears knows how to slay, or ever claimed to offer advice on how to slay.
The post i took the screenshot from was a thread about a ((((former incel)))) who was seeking advice on how to get a girlfriend. The highest upvoted advice was what i screenshot
He needs to get out of that soy cult
Based
Soy rots your brains (judging from the advice ITcels give)
The delusion these people live in is uncanny.
The delusion is phenomenal!
 
The post i took the screenshot from was a thread about a ((((former incel)))) who was seeking advice on how to get a girlfriend. The highest upvoted advice was what i screenshot

But that's not the same as slaying. Best advice IncelTears can offer, as far as they know, is meeting a woman, not several women, but ONE single solitary woman, who might like you as a person and grow closer to you over several years. She might ever talk about how hot you are. But she might be intimate with you.

I'm not saying their advice works for that, I'm saying that's what they believe they can get you.
 
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The Giga-Chads and 10/10 ultra-Stacy's from Incel Tears took time off their extremely busy sex fuckfest schedule to give you legit, practical and scientifically proven advice on how any guy - regardless of your genetics or facial aesthetics can get a girlfriend and be irresistible to all foids , (eh i mean Queens)

  1. Get New Haircut
  2. Get new clothes
  3. Wear glasses
  4. Volunteer at local animal shelter (and dont judge the Kweenz there who are enjoying the dogpill at said animal shelter)
  5. Listen to self help CDs
  6. Join the RedCross
Thats it! That all you have to do (according to ITcels) inorder to ascend with any foid.

My based & blackpilled bros in the Incel Cinematic Universe - how legit is this advice? Are these steps the panacea to inceldom?
For the most part is terrible and anyone looking to ascend would find better advice at looksmax.org.

That's the irony they lack the knowledge to even give out good advice.
 
For the most part is terrible and anyone looking to ascend would find better advice at looksmax.org.

That's the irony they lack the knowledge to even give out good advice.
True - looksmax.org has better advice tbh ngl
IT is just a hate group and nothing else tbh ngl
 
legit advice if u wanna fuck in third world status obssesed shitholed
 
By volunteer they mean put on a wig and go to the local brothel
 
wtf is this nigger-tier soy shit
 
But that's not the same as slaying. Best advice IncelTears can offer, as far as they know, is meeting a woman, not several women, but ONE single solitary woman, who might like you as a person and grow closer to you over several years. She might ever talk about how hot you are. But she might be intimate with you.

I'm not saying their advice works for that, I'm saying that's what they believe they can get you.
10th Generation intel core i9 IQ

IT's advice is rubbish
He slightly mogs me :feelsclown:
Hair mogs me to oblivion
Frame mogs me to Stuttgart and back
By volunteer they mean put on a wig and go to the local brothel
Escortcelling gets you more pussy than all the "advice" on IT jfl
 
Get New Haircut
JFL

Get new clothes
Alrdy tried

Wear glasses
:feelsseriously: :feelsseriously: :feelsseriously:

Volunteer at local animal shelter
I like animals but i doubt this would get me laid

Listen to self help CDs
lol

Join the RedCross
Fuck this.
 
Get New Haircut
JFL

Get new clothes
Alrdy tried

Wear glasses
:feelsseriously: :feelsseriously: :feelsseriously:

Volunteer at local animal shelter
I like animals but i doubt this would get me laid

Listen to self help CDs
lol

Join the RedCross
Fuck this.
Its official - IT is useless at giving cels advice.
 
What would volunteering achieve tbh ?
I don't get this mindset, does Meek volunteer to a shelter ?
 
What would volunteering achieve tbh ?
I don't get this mindset, does Meek volunteer to a shelter ?
Meeks commits heinous crimes and gets tonnes of pussy + millions of $$$ via modelling contracts jfl
 
So your personality matters and you should be yourself, except you have to act different and hide your lack of social skills and autism in order to attract a woman. Also women dont care about looks as long as you are a nice guy so you should completely change your look, new clothes, new haircut, and then women will be attracted to you. Makes perfect sense

These people cant even write one paragraph without contradicting themselves. They are 24/7 bullshit spewers.

“Plenty of people are virgins till there 30s both male and female”
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
The post i took the screenshot from was a thread about a ((((former incel)))) who was seeking advice on how to get a girlfriend. The highest upvoted advice was what i screenshot

Based
Soy rots your brains (judging from the advice ITcels give)

The delusion is phenomenal!

> Former incel
> Seeking advice on how to get a girlfriend

Pick one
 
Didn’t even read tbh

I voted
 
I did all those things at some point in life except 3 (in my case it was working with mentally disabled children) and i did just because it was suggested to me rather then getting a woman for it.
 
So your personality matters and you should be yourself, except you have to act different and hide your lack of social skills and autism in order to attract a woman. Also women dont care about looks as long as you are a nice guy so you should completely change your look, new clothes, new haircut, and then women will be attracted to you. Makes perfect sense

These people cant even write one paragraph without contradicting themselves. They are 24/7 bullshit spewers.

“Plenty of people are virgins till there 30s both male and female”
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Ludwig van Beethoven IQ ngl

IT is contradictory and offers advice thats more fictional than the bluepill.
Reddit should ban that hate spewing shithole now so that BrazilianTranny can finally rope because his lifefuel IT will be gone forever jfl


Also - Your Avi is Based And MetalGearSolidPilled ngl
I did all those things at some point in life except 3 (in my case it was working with mentally disabled children) and i did just because it was suggested to me rather then getting a woman for it.
Did any of those actions help you ascend?
Didn’t even read tbh

I voted
Based & LDARpilled
 
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I've tried that advice 100s of times in my past - not even exaggerating. Why do they think I ended up here?
 
Get New Haircut
JFL

Get new clothes
Alrdy tried

Wear glasses
:feelsseriously: :feelsseriously: :feelsseriously:

Volunteer at local animal shelter
I like animals but i doubt this would get me laid

Listen to self help CDs
lol

Join the RedCross
Fuck this.
 
1. be GL
2. Dont be GL
3. profit
 
As soon as I signed my name on the Red Cross form, I went into extreme pain and started convulsing on the floor, but as it subsides and I looked in the mirror I noticed I had grown 6 inches, and my jaw had formed into a perfect square shape. It really works guys, trust the plan!
 
Bluepilled garbage 100%.
 
I did all those things at some point in life except 3 (in my case it was working with mentally disabled children) and i did just because it was suggested to me rather then getting a woman for it.
Same dude. I've done it all and then some. Would have had the same result if I just LDAR
 
Where tf is my stacy then
 
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The Giga-Chads and 10/10 ultra-Stacy's from Incel Tears took time off their extremely busy sex fuckfest schedule to give you legit, practical and scientifically proven advice on how any guy - regardless of your genetics or facial aesthetics can get a girlfriend and be irresistible to all foids , (eh i mean Queens)

  1. Get New Haircut
  2. Get new clothes
  3. Wear glasses
  4. Volunteer at local animal shelter (and dont judge the Kweenz there who are enjoying the dogpill at said animal shelter)
  5. Listen to self help CDs
  6. Join the RedCross
Thats it! That all you have to do (according to ITcels) inorder to ascend with any foid.

My based & blackpilled bros in the Incel Cinematic Universe - how legit is this advice? Are these steps the panacea to inceldom?
Do you actually like Alienware doe?
 
1. be gl
2. dont be bl
3. fuck foids
 
I vote bluepiled
 
As soon as I signed my name on the Red Cross form, I went into extreme pain and started convulsing on the floor, but as it subsides and I looked in the mirror I noticed I had grown 6 inches, and my jaw had formed into a perfect square shape. It really works guys, trust the plan!
Lets all RedCrossMaxxx!
Do you actually like Alienware doe?
Alienware is Based
Its good for GamingMaxxing
 
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Sunglasses theory is legit for me. I have shit tier eye area. But that alone wont get me a gf tbh
 
Damn! of course that advice works, INCREDIBLE! How no one ever tried that before? I mean, the guy is a genius, getting a haircut and listening to self help cds :feelshaha::feelshaha: is THE WAY to get someone to like you! Just be a volunteer bro, and don't forget to wear glasses, kweens love nerdy boys.

Sunglasses theory is legit for me. I have shit tier eye area. But that alone wont get me a gf tbh

My guy, even if sunglasses are valid, you aren't a blind man or X-men's Cyclops to hang around all day long wearing sunglasses. Sunglasses are just like beardfrauding, once the foid see you without it, she loses interest in you.
 
Just get glasses bro, it's that easy
 
My guy, even if sunglasses are valid, you aren't a blind man or X-men's Cyclops to hang around all day long wearing sunglasses. Sunglasses are just like beardfrauding, once the foid see you without it, she loses interest in you.
Yeah, i know. Its temp. cope tbh.
 
Damn! of course that advice works, INCREDIBLE! How no one ever tried that before? I mean, the guy is a genius, getting a haircut and listening to self help cds :feelshaha::feelshaha: is THE WAY to get someone to like you! Just be a volunteer bro, and don't forget to wear glasses, kweens love nerdy boys.



My guy, even if sunglasses are valid, you aren't a blind man or X-men's Cyclops to hang around all day long wearing sunglasses. Sunglasses are just like beardfrauding, once the foid see you without it, she loses interest in you.
Brutal - sunglassfrauding isnt legit ngl
 
Anyone who unironically uses exclamation marks in written comments is automatically a retard and not to be listened to anyway
 
Anyone who unironically uses exclamation marks in written comments is automatically a retard and not to be listened to anyway
Based & ExclamationPilled
 
Tbf I think if we were ever going to land a low tier becky of some sort we would probably find her by joining a charity of some type. Those foids might be able to overlook our situation and give us a shot...social media obsessed Stacies don't do charity after all.

Besides if you're willing to work full time in charity organisations and be poor clearly you already don't conform to the standards of society, and might not be as materialistic or concerned with looks. I know it sounds as if I'm thinking the planets could potentially align for us, but shit it seem plausible at least...just a thought.
 
Tbf I think if we were ever going to land a low tier becky of some sort we would probably find her by joining a charity of some type. Those foids might be able to overlook our situation and give us a shot...social media obsessed Stacies don't do charity after all.

Besides if you're willing to work full time in charity organisations and be poor clearly you already don't conform to the standards of society, and might not be as materialistic or concerned with looks. I know it sounds as if I'm thinking the planets could potentially align for us, but shit it seem plausible at least...just a thought.
Sounds legit but the ROI seems to be quite small. Nonetheless its worth a shot!
 

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