Serious how the fuck do you even get a girl to be your gf

[yeahyeah]

I’m not 100% sure. But this is how it goes. You basically get to know her, talk to her and go on dates.

Once you’ve been on a few dates and all that, you ask her if she wants to make it official.

Then if she says yes, she becomes your girlfriend.

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Life is a fucking joke and a scam.

It is when the planet is run by an international cabal of madmen.

 

[Jungle]

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[IncelFromFinland]

Do you think that I would be here if I knew?

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Do you think that I would be here if I knew?

I know how, I just don't have the money, resources, or means to acquire one, my eternal curse. I'm forced to watch the happiness of others always from a distance and I despise every living minute of it. Every single fucking day, pure ragefuel.

It used to be a lot more civilized in the past but in 2021 you need to have SEX with her at least a few times first. Then you ask her in bed, post-coitus. That's when it doesn't sound retarded.

Idiotcels say they don't want sex they just want a loving girlfriend. Well that ain't gonna happen b/c of "muh sexual compatability". You have to have sex first and she has to like it.

Her eyes don't even focus on yours without large sums of money, looks, and social status, without all three you'll never reach her social sphere or attraction level and you'll definitely get nowhere near her bedroom.

I hate this shit so much man

lately it’s been even worse than it was

everywhere I go is suicidefuel

I work in customer service, I'm surrounded by people every fucking day, I live in a constant state of hell, misery, and torment.

There are many days I just want to call in sick and barricade myself in my house never to leave again, but of course I have expenses where I can never do that.

 

[Loner94]

Crazy world

 

[crestfallencel]

her male social circle is like a baseball lineup. when one bf gets the boot, it's the next man up. get into her friend circle and sooner or later it will be your turn "at bat" to probe her stinky roast beef flaps

 

[BITG]

Be attractive

This.

Whether they come to you or you go to them your attractiveness will make them receptive to your “game”.

Also helps to have lots of friends and social groups as you get introduced to new girls this way.

 

[kanyepilled]

go on dates and like 5 or so dates in and then you ask her to be your girlfriend, worked for me bro.

but if you can already handle going to school (mogs me tbh) then phenitbutmaxx and read philosophy 24/7 so you become low inhib. and get a fresh cut NIGGA bitches font want you look musty as hell

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Dude, if any of us had the solution to this problem, we wouldn't be here. You have to be at least moderately attractive, have some social status and be socially "plugged in," have at least decent height (so not too far below your nation's national average), and of course, be neurotypical. Sorry if you were born with a mental disability, but if you have, it's been over for you since the very beginning.

 

[BermaPermannaculo]

seriously be attractive. i have catifished many foids and when i cut them off they always go can we be more bla bla bla i miss you bla bla. So my personality is good right.

Since i am realcel and i love gore i have introduced it to 2 or 3 girls who were disgusted by it. But do they really care? noo at the end if i ask them to watch with me there gonna as long as u convinced them u look like chad.

Imagine them knowing an incel watches gore. DUUUUUUDDDDEDDDEDEE you would be fucking jailed for live.

 

[Jungle]

I’m not 100% sure. But this is how it goes. You basically get to know her, talk to her and go on dates.

Once you’ve been on a few dates and all that, you ask her if she wants to make it official.

Then if she says yes, she becomes your girlfriend.

 

[riceronicel]

if I was a chad I wouldn’t be asking this but since I’m not, here I am

I legit have no idea how it works, do I just go to her and ask something, what would I even ask “will you be my gf” kek that sounds retarded asf

also I’m way too high inhib to talk about anything romantic related with a girl

just end this life

You need to be attractive. I'm sorry but that's just how the world works.

You know when 2 people fall in love and say their reasoning was "it just happened" or "we just connected"?

Yeah that's basically how physical attraction works. If she's not into you from the get go it's never going to happen. Movies play out a scenario where the nice guy wins sometimes, but it's Hollywood so it's never real life.

 

[Jungle]

@Broly

 

[incelerated]

I legit have no idea how it works, do I just go to her and ask something, what would I even ask “will you be my gf” kek that sounds retarded asf

I'm 30 and have the same question.

 

[Jungle]

@Broly

 

[Broly]

I'm 30 and have the same question.

You’re 30? I thought you were like 22/23, I’m sorry man, we don’t deserve this

 

[Jungle]

 

[incelerated]

You’re 30? I thought you were like 22/23, I’m sorry man, we don’t deserve this

@Liszt (god bless his soul) thought the same.
It's because I'm a retard and my mental maturity is like 14yo so people can never tell.

 

[Animecel2D]

Why does this thread have 4 pages did I miss something here

 

[Broly]

Why does this thread have 4 pages did I miss something here

1.5 pages is actual people talking, the other is spam by jungle and familyguy199

 

[Animecel2D]

the other is spam by jungle and familyguy199

why am I not surprised

 

[TheEnd]

Foids will make all sorts of hints if you're attractive, down right to asking you out themselves. Don't think that those Chads struggled for one to get their gfs

 

[Broly]

@Liszt (god bless his soul) thought the same.
It's because I'm a retard and my mental maturity is like 14yo so people can never tell.

What happened to @Liszt, I heard he said he’d stop posting for some reason

 

[incelerated]

What happened to @Liszt, I heard he said he’d stop posting for some reason

He came out as gay.

 

[Wizard32]

do I just go to her and ask something, what would I even ask “will you be my gf” kek that sounds retarded asf

make sure to ask her this within 5 minutes of meeting her OP

 

[Words2_live_bye]

also I’m way too high inhib to talk about anything romantic related with a girl

same it sucks

 

[TINMAN]

They will approach you if you are attractive enough, otherwise you can just ask them and they will say yes.

All Chads have a social circle with foids they can ask out. This is how most of them do it.

 

[Detro]

From what I hear from normalfags the formality is cringe and a thing of the past
Normies NEVER say "will you be my girlfriend"
Normies meet each other, have sex, then you "kind of just know" you're in an exclusive relationship ( as opposed to friends with benefits )
It helps a lot that females are naturally monogamous, and since most men don't have women all over them they kind of naturally pair off and fall into a state of a monogamous relationship.

 

[Izayacel]

I have almost nothing, I might try to lose some body fat but if that doesn’t improve my face then I’ll be forced to do something bad