RageFuel how the fuck can i fake a gf? im tired to hear my family talking about me being gay.

[nxdismycope]

ffs
the first time i heard my family talking about the possibility of me being gay was legit like 6 years ago! my parents aunts grandapa grandma all of them.
heard them so many times and alot of times when i fight with my brother he say shit like "at least all the family dont think im gay"
like wtf
since when being FA equal to being gay?
i got asked by them if im gay couple of times in half sarcasm half serious tone, and i always said no.
now i found out they still talk about it
fuck this shit

i legit dont give a fuck about what they think but its making me rage to know that those noisy fuckers got nothing better to do than to talk about me all day.
they are bad af as talking shit about people quietly (which is weird cuz all they do is talk shit about people) so alot of times i hear them talk about it. the fact that i know it drives me crazy.

fuck them. tempted to paying a foid to act like my gf for 1 week so they leave me alone tbh tbh

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Paying for gf experience is the most cucked thing to do tbh. I'd better be seen as gay tbh.

 

[Mainländer]

Stopping your family from thinking you're gay is the easiest thing ever. Just stare at women and say things like "she's pretty" when you're together with your family members in public.

 

[TheReaper]

 

[Swiswis]

it's over if you have to ask that question

 

[Kanakops]

just fap to porn with the door of your room open theory

nah honestly it's over for you, don't know what to said, maybe try to explain your situation as an incel to your family, how many time you get rejected or [x] other things

 

[Parrtlord]

Stopping your family from thinking you're gay is the easiest thing ever. Just stare at women and say things like "she's pretty" when you're together with your family members in public.

Or just get purposely caught looking at playboy magazines while tugging it

 

[Mainländer]

Or just get purposely caught looking at playboy magazines while tugging it

Or purposefully letting your family member seeing you watched some straight porn. I saw my father's history, he has a great taste, barely legal white teens, just nudity, no intercourse.

But I wouldn't recommend it with female relatives or if you watch fucked up shit.

 

[Deleted member 5653]

Tell them to fuck off whenever they bring the gay topic, thats what I do.

 

[nxdismycope]

jfl
letting one of the most desirable chad in the world to play a FA . J F L

 

[TheReaper]

jfl
letting one of the most desirable chad in the world to play a FA . J F L

what did you expect from hollywood?
if the main actor isn't chad femoids won't go to see the movie.

 

[nxdismycope]

what did you expect from hollywood?
if the main actor isn't chad femoids won't go to see the movie.

5 years from now chris hemsworth will play eliot... mark my words

 

[Sniffles]

Or just get purposely caught looking at playboy magazines while tugging it

That sounds really awkward and IK you were just mending but some people are actually giving that advice. I don't know if I would be able to look them in the eye.

 

[owly]

use an actress or escort

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Tell them to fuck off.

 

[rabitter]

Time to rent a girlfriend, boyo

 

[Hate_my_life]

Exactly the same thing happened to me and my parents are religious as well FML.

Literally had hour long conversations on Why I don't interact with girls/have an interest in girls . It's like they're asking me to rope

 

[SlayerSlayer]

You should just tell them you are gay to spite them. Maybe then they would then look within themselves, and see that they fucked up as parents.

 

[Deleted member 265]

. I saw my father's history, he has a great taste, barely legal white teens, just nudity, no intercourse.

.

 

[nxdismycope]

Exactly the same thing happened to me and my parents are religious as well FML.

Literally had hour long conversations on Why I don't interact with girls/have an interest in girls . It's like they're asking me to rope

lmao.
my mom also hate gays. heard her saying to a friend "if i had a gay kid he would be dead to me".

 

[Kobecel]

Exactly the same thing happened to me and my parents are religious as well FML.

Literally had hour long conversations on Why I don't interact with girls/have an interest in girls . It's like they're asking me to rope

What did they say?

 

[Hate_my_life]

What did they say?

Typical questions asked:
>Do you feel anything towards women?

>Have you ever wanted to get a girlfriend/married one day?

>Do you feel attracted to men?

>Do you know what the bible says about homosexuality?

>You'll need to get married one day. Look at "X" (some relative) they got married at 22.

>Why have I never seen you hang out with girls?

It basically all began because I struggle to make friends. As a result my parents looked at my past list of friends and realised they've all been male.
They assume I'm gay since they expect me to be hanging out with females/males alike but I only made male friends.

They constantly question whether I feel anything towards women. If I say yes, they start spouting cringey shit. If i say no, they assume I'm gay/weird.
I just say "I don't know how I feel", when in reality just talking to a foid face to face would be enough.
They bring up random guys I'd used to hang out with and they'd make up shit like: "You used to hang out with him alot - is he gay? Did you like him"

I'd get mad because they all literally have fucking girlfriends. I'd enter an argument about how the fuck is it gay to chill with a guy.
They'd respond by saying: 'Why don't you chill with women
I'd get annoyed.

Then when I left for Uni, my parents asked me to hug my brothers goodbye.
I said to their faces: "Nah, because based on your logic that would be gay and wrong".

They were silent.
It hasn't been brought up since but I know they still think I'm gay because I don't interact with women.

 

[nxdismycope]

Then when I left for Uni, my parents asked me to hug my brothers goodbye.
I said to their faces: "Nah, because based on your logic that would be gay and wrong".

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Or purposefully letting your family member seeing you watched some straight porn. I saw my father's history, he has a great taste, barely legal white teens, just nudity, no intercourse.

But I wouldn't recommend it with female relatives or if you watch fucked up shit.

your father knows its over and that he missed out on sweet teen love

 

[Cuyen]

juste tell them to fuck off bro

 

[Alone75]

Exactly the same thing happened to me and my parents are religious as well FML.

Literally had hour long conversations on Why I don't interact with girls/have an interest in girls . It's like they're asking me to rope

I've had my share of rumours too, if only they knew how badly I want sex with a willing woman...

Why others think, not seen with a foid = gay is pretty illogical really as the few real gays I've come across are always around girls, go out with groups of them and have a one as a best friend even.

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

Just throw them the "and what if I am,are you some kind of disgusting homophobe?" line and win the moral superiority.

 

[NocturnalDecay]

If you lived in China you could rent a gf.
If you lived in China you could rent a gf.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

being ugly = gay ???

idk how normie fucks reach this logic.

 

[Mainländer]

your father knows its over and that he missed out on sweet teen love

I don't know the extent to which he missed it. He had some women before my mom, I don't know how old he and the women were though.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I don't know the extent to which he missed it. He had some women before my mom, I don't know how old he and the women were though.

Tbh if he got enough action he wouldnt need to look at teen porn

 

[Mainländer]

Tbh if he got enough action he wouldnt need to look at teen porn

Teens are kinda attractive, man. I think that even if I had drown in teen pussy as a teen myself I'd still prefer them.

 

[Kakarot]

Can't they see you're ugly?

 

[Guest2]

just fap to porn with the door of your room

Tbh.

It's pretty easy to show you're straight other ways too, especially if you're quite close with family.

 

[Deleted member 14382]

"Would you date me if I wasn't paying?"

.................. silence

 

[Blacktarpill]

Paying for gf experience is the most cucked thing to do tbh. I'd better be seen as gay tbh.

this

 

[Deleted member 250]

just get caught watching porn theory

 

[LastGerman]

Paying for gf experience is the most cucked thing to do tbh.

It basically all began because I struggle to make friends. As a result my parents looked at my past list of friends and realised they've all been male.
They assume I'm gay

Having male friends is now considered gay? This world is ridiculous.

 

[Michael15651]

Paying for gf experience is the most cucked thing to do tbh. I'd better be seen as gay tbh.

 

[Akira]

As long as you don't live at home, just lie about going on dates in order to get them off your back.