Serious How tf do I get into escortceling?

[slavcel11]

Like seriously, I feel so autistic when I think about it. I live with mom and brother. So you're saying that I need to somehow get the money that isn't mine (I'm unemployed), about 40-50$ in Russian rupees (which is significant), buy condoms, rent a room somewhere (if the whore won't see custom at her place), then find a suitable whore (99% of whores I've seen online look fake af), then find an excuse to take leave for 2-3 hours, then manage a boner before this stranger foid and finally have that mechanical sex thing with her for the first time, hopefully coom on her spine and get back home like nothing happened? How's that supposed to work? Where do I start if lets say I got the money? I need a woman in my life NOW.

 

[rope2cope]

>have money
>use local escort site in your area/country
>go to whore house
>coom

why do you need an excuse, you're an incel. not like you need to explain to your wife/gf why you're sneaking around for 1-2 hours.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

go to japanese maid cafe

 

[Robtical]

Online is the easiest.

 

[stoicincel]

online

 

[slavcel11]

>have money
>use local escort site in your area/country
>go to whore house
>coom

why do you need an excuse, you're an incel. not like you need to explain to your wife/gf why you're sneaking around for 1-2 hours.

I MUST have a believable excuse

If my mom knew I paid someone for sex our relations would never be the same again. I would be a completely different person to her.

 

[Saint Cho]

Just jack off if you don't feel like whores are your thing.

 

[slavcel11]

Just jack off if you don't feel like whores are your thing.

I'm fed up with just jerking off. I need a real thing at least for once.

 

[slavcel11]

go to japanese maid cafe

There's no such thing in my shithole. Asian massage parlor, at best. I dont know if asian hookers even exists in my location.

You need an excuse to leave the house? Are you imprisoned?

My mom controls my every move. If I leave the house, I should at least tell why.

 

[rope2cope]

I MUST have a believable excuse

If my mom knew I paid someone for sex our relations would never be the same again. I would be a completely different person to her.

just start going to the gym then and use that as an excuse.

 

[It all fell down]

Like seriously, I feel so autistic when I think about it. I live with mom and brother. So you're saying that I need to somehow get the money that isn't mine (I'm unemployed), about 40-50$ in Russian rupees (which is significant), buy condoms, rent a room somewhere (if the whore won't see custom at her place), then find a suitable whore (99% of whores I've seen online look fake af), then find an excuse to take leave for 2-3 hours, then manage a boner before this stranger foid and finally have that mechanical sex thing with her for the first time, hopefully coom on her spine and get back home like nothing happened? How's that supposed to work? Where do I start if lets say I got the money? I need a woman in my life NOW.

Yeah just do it. You are lucky that you live in East Europe and not America(where you have to pay over 300$ for a foid depending of the State).

 

[ilieknothing]

Like seriously, I feel so autistic when I think about it. I live with mom and brother. So you're saying that I need to somehow get the money that isn't mine (I'm unemployed), about 40-50$ in Russian rupees (which is significant), buy condoms, rent a room somewhere (if the whore won't see custom at her place), then find a suitable whore (99% of whores I've seen online look fake af), then find an excuse to take leave for 2-3 hours, then manage a boner before this stranger foid and finally have that mechanical sex thing with her for the first time, hopefully coom on her spine and get back home like nothing happened? How's that supposed to work? Where do I start if lets say I got the money? I need a woman in my life NOW.

Drive to Germany like your ancestors in WW2 and fuck a German whore

 

[Julaybib]

dont do it

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

if you have to ask such questions, you are not ready to escortcel or you are far too young

 

[IamLost]

I need a real thing at least for once.

I had the real thing last weekend for the first time. And now I'm addicted to prostitutes tbh. It's far superior to jerking off.

 

[Mecoja]

I MUST have a believable excuse

If my mom knew I paid someone for sex our relations would never be the same again. I would be a completely different person to her.

Just say youre going to movies or something. No need for her to know.

just start going to the gym then and use that as an excuse.

High iq

 

[Deleted member 36341]

faggot just look for one online, call her up and meet at her place. No whore is going to let you use your own condom.
How the fuck old are you that you have to tell mommy where you're going?
You're in Russia. You have the cheapest and best whores. Just fucking go.

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

You need an excuse to leave the house? Are you imprisoned?

OP is like me; even though my mom said she doesn't care. She's just like "Have fun with your STD, then".

 

[Deleted member 5712]

im not a NEET like you are so I always had an excuse: I'm going to work

i work at an office. i walk to work. i would just call in sick to work in then go meet an escort then just walk around town until work let off then walk back home. but i have a controlling mother as well so i know exactly your fears of her finding out.

you just need to do something routinely and then deviate for 1 hour that week and nobody will know.
For example: Your Mom knows you are a NEET. She knows you are a loser. Find a spot in your local area that has a YuGiOh tournament or Magic tournamnet or something. Either go walk there or tell her to drive you there. Do this once a month. She will think you are being a stupid fucking virgin NEET and enjoying your nerd hobbies and will feel better about herself. Then one day walk to the tounament, or have her drop you off, then just walk to the girl's apartment and fuck her then walk back. When Mommy comes to pick you up then act like nothing ever happened. The perfect crime.

I feel you are making more out of this in your head then the actual act itself.
>So you're saying that I need to somehow get the money that isn't mine (I'm unemployed), about 40-50$ in Russian rupees (which is significant), DONT ASK ABOUT ESCORTCELLING IF YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY NIGGER
>buy condoms, CONDOMS ARE LESS THAN $10. IF YOU CAN AFFORD AN ESCORT YOU CAN AFFORD CONDOMS
>rent a room somewhere (if the whore won't see custom at her place), 99.99999% OF ESCORTS PURCHASE THEIR OWN APARTMENT
>then find a suitable whore (99% of whores I've seen online look fake af), IT IS LITERALLY FREE TO PICK AND YOU CAN EVEN READ REVIEWS ON SEE THEIR PICTURES. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AUTISTIC TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS
>then find an excuse to take leave for 2-3 hours, I GAVE YOU WHAT I DID ABOVE. I WAS IN YOUR SAME SITUATION EXCEPT FOR THE JOB THING. IN ANY CASE, YOU ARE AN ADULT. YOU DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE
>then manage a boner before this stranger foid IF YOU CAN'T GET HARD FOR A STRANGER THEN OBVIOUSLY ESCORTCELLING ISN'T FOR YOU
>and finally have that mechanical sex thing with her for the first time, hopefully coom on her spine and get back home like nothing happened? MECHANICAL SEX IS THE ONLY SEX AN INCEL WILL EVER HAVE. I FEEL YOU ARE JUST COMING TO THE REALIZATION THAT MEN LIKE US WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR HAVE A GF/WIFE AND GETTING ANGRY AT SIMPLE CHORES LIKE FINDING AN ESCORT AND MAKING CRINGE THREADS. EITHER ROPE OR ACCEPT THAT YOUR LIFE IS OVER

 

[Saigon Depression]

Like seriously, I feel so autistic when I think about it. I live with mom and brother. So you're saying that I need to somehow get the money that isn't mine (I'm unemployed), about 40-50$ in Russian rupees (which is significant), buy condoms, rent a room somewhere (if the whore won't see custom at her place), then find a suitable whore (99% of whores I've seen online look fake af), then find an excuse to take leave for 2-3 hours, then manage a boner before this stranger foid and finally have that mechanical sex thing with her for the first time, hopefully coom on her spine and get back home like nothing happened? How's that supposed to work? Where do I start if lets say I got the money? I need a woman in my life NOW.

- You don't need to buy condoms, they're always provided by her
- Try to find ones that allow customers at their own places, most of them do
- Is everyone in your family always at home? Isn't there a period of 2-3 hours when you can go out unnoticed? But you can also come up with excuses that sound legit, like others said.
- Don't be too nervous about sex, let her handle everything.

 

[slavcel11]

OP is like me; even though my mom said she doesn't care. She's just like "Have fun with your STD, then".

Lol, that would be very much in my mom's style if I ever told her. She always goes passively aggressive to show disapproval of my actions. I don't want to deal with it, not only because I'm a pussy, but I just don't want to piss her off with something like that. It's really unnecessary.

im not a NEET like you are so I always had an excuse: I'm going to work

i work at an office. i walk to work. i would just call in sick to work in then go meet an escort then just walk around town until work let off then walk back home. but i have a controlling mother as well so i know exactly your fears of her finding out.

you just need to do something routinely and then deviate for 1 hour that week and nobody will know.
For example: Your Mom knows you are a NEET. She knows you are a loser. Find a spot in your local area that has a YuGiOh tournament or Magic tournamnet or something. Either go walk there or tell her to drive you there. Do this once a month. She will think you are being a stupid fucking virgin NEET and enjoying your nerd hobbies and will feel better about herself. Then one day walk to the tounament, or have her drop you off, then just walk to the girl's apartment and fuck her then walk back. When Mommy comes to pick you up then act like nothing ever happened. The perfect crime.

I feel you are making more out of this in your head then the actual act itself.
>So you're saying that I need to somehow get the money that isn't mine (I'm unemployed), about 40-50$ in Russian rupees (which is significant), DONT ASK ABOUT ESCORTCELLING IF YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY NIGGER
>buy condoms, CONDOMS ARE LESS THAN $10. IF YOU CAN AFFORD AN ESCORT YOU CAN AFFORD CONDOMS
>rent a room somewhere (if the whore won't see custom at her place), 99.99999% OF ESCORTS PURCHASE THEIR OWN APARTMENT
>then find a suitable whore (99% of whores I've seen online look fake af), IT IS LITERALLY FREE TO PICK AND YOU CAN EVEN READ REVIEWS ON SEE THEIR PICTURES. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AUTISTIC TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS
>then find an excuse to take leave for 2-3 hours, I GAVE YOU WHAT I DID ABOVE. I WAS IN YOUR SAME SITUATION EXCEPT FOR THE JOB THING. IN ANY CASE, YOU ARE AN ADULT. YOU DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE
>then manage a boner before this stranger foid IF YOU CAN'T GET HARD FOR A STRANGER THEN OBVIOUSLY ESCORTCELLING ISN'T FOR YOU
>and finally have that mechanical sex thing with her for the first time, hopefully coom on her spine and get back home like nothing happened? MECHANICAL SEX IS THE ONLY SEX AN INCEL WILL EVER HAVE. I FEEL YOU ARE JUST COMING TO THE REALIZATION THAT MEN LIKE US WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR HAVE A GF/WIFE AND GETTING ANGRY AT SIMPLE CHORES LIKE FINDING AN ESCORT AND MAKING CRINGE THREADS. EITHER ROPE OR ACCEPT THAT YOUR LIFE IS OVER

I know I'm too stupid to ask about such trivial things. I'm very anxious to even talk to other people, let alone to touch/fuck a stranger woman. I'm so worked up about having sex at this point, maybe one day I snap and just borrow the money from my brother.

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

Lol, that would be very much in my mom's style if I ever told her. She always goes passively aggressive to show disapproval of my actions. I don't want to deal with it, not only because I'm a pussy, but I just don't want to piss her off with something like that. It's really unnecessary.

Is it being a pussy or being smart when I decide to not go against what my parents say in order to not risk becoming homeless?

 

[slavcel11]

Is it being a pussy or being smart when I decide to not go against what my parents say in order to not risk becoming homeless?

It may be smart in your case, but my mom couldn't evict me even if she wanted to.

 

[NorthernWind]

My mom controls my every move. If I leave the house, I should at least tell why.

Slavic females are dominant.

Yeah just do it. You are lucky that you live in East Europe and not America(where you have to pay over 300$ for a foid depending of the State).

Wages are lower in EE.

 

[slavcel11]

Slavic females are dominant.

Pretty much. My mom is indeed dominant and can be very toxic by western standards without even realizing it.

 

[NorthernWind]

Pretty much. My mom is indeed dominant and can be very toxic by western standards without even realizing it.

I even think that in Russia there is a matriarchy.

 

[slavcel11]

I even think that in Russia there is a matriarchy.

If you think that patriarchy/matriarchy is about who controls the offspring, then know that In Russia many/most of kids are brought up in same-sex female families (mother/grandmother). If you think that patriarchy/matriarchy is about in whose interest the law is regulated then know that there are special clauses/laws in Russian Code of Law that cater specifically to women (there are no such for men).

Yes this doesn't make for 100% matriarchy, but it's way closer to the actual matriarchy than to any semblance of patriarchy.

 

[NorthernWind]

Russian female.

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

It may be smart in your case, but my mom couldn't evict me even if she wanted to.

How though? What would stop her, and where do you live?

 

[slavcel11]

How though? What would stop her, and where do you live?

I'm from Russia, the place where I currently live is owned by me partially, along with my brother and mom. At best she can move out herself and sell her share to some ragged devils from kavkaz who would make my life a hell on earth.

 

[Deleted member 2059]

I remember first time I went there was some old guy waiting at the door and noped out. The ones I went to were on busy city street, was so insanely cringe. Had to just casually enter escourt apartment while people doing their shopping and walking down busy street. Lucky for masks.

 

[IncelWithHate]

im not a NEET like you are so I always had an excuse: I'm going to work

i work at an office. i walk to work. i would just call in sick to work in then go meet an escort then just walk around town until work let off then walk back home. but i have a controlling mother as well so i know exactly your fears of her finding out.

No idea why cels like yourself have to explain anything to your mothers. Even when I stayed with family years ago while saving for college (I was 20+ then) I left and came back whenever the hell I pleased.

You guys sound like the henpecked husbands that have to call their wives every hour to 'check in'.

 

[Saigon Depression]

No idea why cels like yourself have to explain anything to your mothers. Even when I stayed with family years ago while saving for college (I was 20+ then) I left and came back whenever the hell I pleased.

You guys sound like the henpecked husbands that have to call their wives every hour to 'check in'.

Most of us have emotionally abusive helicopter mothers. Even though I'm 30 I couldn't ever leave home without my mother asking me where and why I go. If I tell her that it's a personal stuff or none of her business, she starts to play psychological torture games until I tell her.

I was never allowed to have a private life.

 

[IncelWithHate]

Most of us have emotionally abusive helicopter mothers. Even though I'm 30 I couldn't ever leave home without my mother asking me where and why I go. If I tell her that it's a personal stuff or none of her business, she starts to play psychological torture games until I tell her.

I was never allowed to have a private life.

You're cognizant of her manipulation now. So you should be getting to the point where you start telling her to fuck off.

Like me, you're an oldcel. Do you intend to just continue living like this, allowing your mother to emotionally smother you? I grew tired of it years ago. Moved out, never looked back and cut all contact with her. I'm not saying you need to be as extreme, but you should be taking some steps to establish a level of autonomy.

 

[Saigon Depression]

You're cognizant of her manipulation now. So you should be getting to the point where you start telling her to fuck off.

Like me, you're an oldcel. Do you intend to just continue living like this, allowing your mother to emotionally smother you? I grew tired of it years ago. Moved out, never looked back and cut all contact with her. I'm not saying you need to be as extreme, but you should be taking some steps to establish a level of autonomy.

Unfortunately, I cannot afford to buy my own place, and renting costs are extremely high too.

 

[IncelWithHate]

Unfortunately, I cannot afford to buy my own place, and renting costs are extremely high too.

As I said, you don't necessarily have to echo my actions.

You can still stand up to her.

Going out? She asks, "Where are you going"?

You say, "Out".

She asks, "Where".

You say, "Outside. See ya later".

She asks, "When"?

You say, "Whenever I get back".

 

[Deleted member 36666]

I have a similar problem since I'm stupid as shit and I can't figure escortmaxxing out.
Most escort websites look sus and they all use generic porn pictures (which can be reverse searched online).
I'm too much of a sperg to buy condoms IRL and I don't think they come as small as my cock.
I'm afraid of being jumped at a meeting point and being robbed or blackmailed.
I also think that I won't get hard or will bust too quickly.
Honestly, if OP figures it out it would be really helpful.