How tf do i cope if i suck at gaming

[MrZez]

I need new copes

 

[starystulejarz]

pick better games

 

[THE TRUE CHONKLER]

Play on simple mode

 

[Animecel2D]

Play on easy mode

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

Ditch games

 

[weaselbomber]

you can just not play zogslop MP games

 

[MrZez]

Play on easy mode

I usually play PvP games

 

[AutistSupremacist]

How the hell do you suck at gaming? That seems impossible. Play PVZ that's my favourite game

 

[starystulejarz]

I usually play PvP games

play Enlisted

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Play visual novels

 

[HeinzKell]

Realize that getting good at games is an autistic and long process with no payoff, just don't care about it lol

 

[Grodd]

Realize that getting good at games is an autistic and long process with no payoff, just don't care about it lol

 

[Moroccancel]

Pause the videogame.

 

[Neucher The Kanga]

play on story mode

 

[Cryotron]

don't play multiplayer trash where normie apes compete who has better aim

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Most "success" at gaming is putting a ton of time into a game.

 

[Tacomonkey]

I need new copes

Git gud

 

[anotherwastedlife]

just play singleplayer games and if you want to you can use mods

 

[Biowaste Removal]

Just get better

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

I usually play PvP games

There's your problem. There's way too many sweaty tryhards in literally every PvP game due to the popularity of "e-sports" and the fact that video games are a lot more popular with gen z, and gen z is full of hyper-introverted terminally online homebodies. That means you have tons of guys who will do research on the most effective tactics and invest a large amount of time mastering a game. There's also the fact that you're more likely to encounter sweaty tryhards than casual gamers even if the latter are still more common, because a casual player will play a view matches here and there, whereas the tryhards will be on there for hours and hours every single day like it's their god damn job. This leads to a smaller number of players getting the majority of the wins...kinda like dating scene dynamics.

I'll admit that at one point in my life many years ago, I was the very "sweaty tryhard" I'm complaining about. I was a NEET for over 3 years during the great recession and during that time period I played a lot of TF2. It got to the point where a lot of people would recognize my name on there. I'd always have a laugh when someone would say something like "not this soldier player again". That's another thing, despite the enormous amount of hours I put into the game, I was never really good at the game, I just used the lower skill classes like soldier, heavy, and sometimes engineer (playing on defense on CTF). I tried learning the higher skill classes (eg. spy and sniper) but whenever I did my K/D was probably something like 0.25.

 

[shameless]

You can use drugs. They will likely fuck you up and make you addicted though, so only do this if you have nothing better to do. The steps are to use some sort of darkweb link repository (dark.fail used to be good but it looks like it's down) that includes some links to some markets. From there, go to a couple markets, and from what I remember you use either Recon (site for checking seller reputation, last I checked it was dead but if it's somehow come back up you can use it) or Dread, which is the leddit of the dark web and includes some seller discussion. If a seller is on different markets, has a lot of sales, and good reputation (i.e. on Dread), they're probably not a scammer (biggest problem when buying drugs online), and you can proceed to purchase some Monero and use it to buy drugs. I'd also recommend checking out some resources into identifying honeypots, e.g. by Mental Outlaw the swarthy nigger, so that you don't end up on a scam site if you can't use a good curated site that only lists reputable markets (and e.g. have to use some sort of general repository). This is all second-hand info though, so again, I'd be wary about using drugs to cope.
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You could also order a pack of razors on Amazon (knives aren't sharp enough) and start cutting yourself up like a faggot. Nobody will judge at the end of the day. This is again a serious cope to use when other options aren't working. Stuff I'd recommend would be to cut on the thighs so you can hide your scars better, and to fold up sheets of paper and place them on your cuts so that your blood won't get all over them the damn place and e.g. make your pajamas or whatever other clothes you use wet. This is honestly not a bad option if you have lots to time with nothing to do e.g. at home, but again it's best to use it only when you genuinely cannot handle anything and need an emergency release valve, if at all.
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Onto less serious copes, food works to some extent, more so drink. Having a bunch of sodas around you can drink at any time is quite nice and can help to some extent, but is likely not sustainable in the long run. Porn is also a cope you can use, and a free one, but you can easily fall down a rabbit hole into more and more degenerate content, but then again, dying alone with nobody to care for you means nobody will care you're being a degen nigger either, unless you go Goonclown levels of crazy. A good upside of porn is that you'll likely get some human interaction every now and then if you do shit like ERP or talk about your "fantasies" or whatever other porn-addled bullshit there is to do with others. You can also make your gooning turn somewhat productive by using it as an excuse to learn image editing and/or video editing so you can make PMVs/HMVs/edits/etc. There's plenty of places to share your stuff too, and a willing audience, since gooners make up a good silent majority of the modern niggernet. That leads onto another cope: making shit, whether it be OC memes or other BS. This one doesn't really have to be explained, but there's plenty of meme edits you could make e.g. with Capcut about certain mass shooters, for example.
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Last cope is to just continue using sites like this one, though I fear this too will be unsustainable as the internet gets more and more pozzed.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

How the hell do you suck at gaming? That seems impossible.

Hand-eye coordination, motor skills, reaction times and IQ all play a big factor...and they're all genetic to some extent (especially IQ). Of course you can still get better at a game but you'll have a much, much lower ceiling compared to an average player if you're below average in all 4.

But that explains why you have some players with a lot of hours in a game losing to relative noobs. I've been in that boat with some games. There's some genres of games I'm abysmal at and just make zero progress in due to hard genetic limitations. MOBA games are one of them, way too many variables for my tiny brain to process.