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Consider the following and add all the points. The more you get, the more subhuman you are:

- Never kissed a girl (+1)


- Never had a girlfriend (+1)

- Does not have any real life friends (+1)

- Has no hobbies or talents (+1)

- Parents dislike you / Don't talk to you (+1)

- Has been called "ugly" by another person (+2)

- Spend at least 1 hour on this forum a day (+1)

- Masturbates more than once a week (+1)

- Has attempted suicide (+2)

- Not educated / Not in Training / No Job (+1)


Add all the points up, indicate your subhumanity below with totals.

>10 Points = Extremely Subhuman. Rope Now.
Between 6-9 Points = Genetic Trash. No one likes you.
Between 3-5 Points = Below Average, could improve possibly.
Between 1-2 Points = You have hope if you just work a bit.
0 Points = Fakecel out.
 
6, Genetic Trash. Seems legit.
 
It's over for all of you so far
 
5 points, 7 when I try to sui soon
 
9 points, so close
 
2-3 points... I'm still incel... Fuck.
 
5, no education because I am still in high school AKA getting tortured daily with no hope other than tryharding with everything I can in academics and then going ER on the last day
 
Yoyo said:
Consider the following and add all the points. The more you get, the more subhuman you are:

- Never kissed a girl (+1)


- Never had a girlfriend (+1)

- Does not have any real life friends (+1)

- Has no hobbies or talents (+1)

- Parents dislike you / Don't talk to you (+1)

- Has been called "ugly" by another person (+2)

- Spend at least 1 hour on this forum a day (+1)

- Masturbates more than once a week (+1)

- Has attempted suicide (+2)

- Not educated / Not in Training / No Job (+1)


Add all the points up, indicate your subhumanity below with totals.

>10 Points = Extremely Subhuman. Rope Now.
Between 6-9 Points = Genetic Trash. No one likes you.
Between 3-5 Points = Below Average, could improve possibly.
Between 1-2 Points = You have hope if you just work a bit.
0 Points = Fakecel out.

1. i was close until she pulled away and i found out it was a dare +1
2. barely even spoke to women in my life period +1
3. i stay and play xbox and rot all day what is real life lol +1
4. ive always been a very high tier player at multiplayer games, t100 player in some cod games for a while +0
5. parents said i was a failure as soon as i got one f in high school my freshman year, and always talk bad about me but they think i dont hear them +1
6. many people have told me, im sure a plethora more keep it to themselves or their friends +2
7. if its not xbox im here basically +1
8. 2 times a day, afternoon, before i sleep, so almost 20 times a week +1
9. i tried to run in my room with a knife but my parents caught me before i could even do anything +2
10. i refuse to wagecuck, im living until i decide a quick, easy way to go out +1

i got 11
 
6, pass the rope please.
 
Honestly masturbating more than once a day should be +2. I guarantee there other batecels here like me who go 2-4 times a day.
 
- Does not have any real life friends (+1)
- Has no hobbies or talents (+1)
- Has been called "ugly" by another person (+2)
- Spend at least 1 hour on this forum a day (+1)
- Masturbates more than once a week (+1)
- Has attempted suicide (+2)
- Not educated / Not in Training / No Job (+1)
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9 points


ropecel said:
Honestly masturbating more than once a day should be +2. I guarantee there other batecels here like me who go 2-4 times a day.

Never kissed or sex should be worth +3 imo as they are the textbook definition of truecel and I literally only missed only those 2 items together with parents not liking me, putting me just 3 point short of the maximum even though I'm not a truecel.
 
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blackletcel said:
1. i was close until she pulled away and i found out it was a dare +1
2. barely even spoke to women in my life period +1
3. i stay and play xbox and rot all day what is real life lol +1
4. ive always been a very high tier player at multiplayer games, t100 player in some cod games for a while +0
5. parents said i was a failure as soon as i got one f in high school my freshman year, and always talk bad about me but they think i dont hear them +1
6. many people have told me, im sure a plethora more keep it to themselves or their friends +2
7. if its not xbox im here basically +1
8. 2 times a day, afternoon, before i sleep, so almost 20 times a week +1
9. i tried to run in my room with a knife but my parents caught me before i could even do anything +2
10. i refuse to wagecuck, im living until i decide a quick, easy way to go out +1

i got 11

You've got highest so far I think. It's beyond over
 
I hate when people say """""attempted""""" suicide, if you didn't jump off a building while lighting yourself on fire then shooting yourself in the head you half assed it.
 
Recon9 said:
I hate when people say """""attempted""""" suicide, if you didn't jump off a building while lighting yourself on fire then shooting yourself in the head you half assed it.

yea it varies
 
7.

But even Chad masturbate more than once a week.

Should be "masturbate more than 3 times a day", then would be INCEL tier.
 


KilluminoidBR said:
7.
But even Chad masturbate more than once a week.
Should be "masturbate more than 3 times a day", then would be INCEL tier.
 
Yoyo said:
Consider the following and add all the points. The more you get, the more subhuman you are:

- Never kissed a girl (+1)


- Never had a girlfriend (+1)

- Does not have any real life friends (+1)

- Has no hobbies or talents (+1)

- Parents dislike you / Don't talk to you (+1)

- Has been called "ugly" by another person (+2)

- Spend at least 1 hour on this forum a day (+1)

- Masturbates more than once a week (+1)

- Has attempted suicide (+2)

- Not educated / Not in Training / No Job (+1)


Add all the points up, indicate your subhumanity below with totals.

>10 Points = Extremely Subhuman. Rope Now.
Between 6-9 Points = Genetic Trash. No one likes you.
Between 3-5 Points = Below Average, could improve possibly.
Between 1-2 Points = You have hope if you just work a bit.
0 Points = Fakecel out.

7. Just fuck my shit up.
 
I should've added "has been an orbiter before" or something like tgat
 
8 and everything because of my looks and women scum
 
never kissed a girl, never had a girlfriend, spend at least 1 hour on this forum a day, masturbate more than once a week, have attempted suicide. 6 points in total.

im genetic trash and i should hire a hitman on myself.
 
11 dude and I’m not even fucking kidding
 

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