i’ve got nothing to live for since i’ll never have a girlfriend, so i figures you guys might have some good suicide advice. i’m not interested in bringing anyone with me, i can’t blame women for being disinterested in someone as worthless as myself.
shotgun in mouth go er first
Carbon Monoxide Poisioning
i don’t really have a reason to, i've never been wronged by women. there’s just no reason to be alive without a girlfriend.
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Honestly if I was at that point, I'd probaly look for a way to take out a bunch of personal loans/rack up tons of CC debt and just go do whatever the fuck for as long as I could. Rent a fancy car...go to another country and lay on a secluded beach or whatever. Try doing that first lol.
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LDAR or rope. Both cheap and painless.
just get a fucking gun and one bullet and pull the trigger.
although i'm assuming you don't have access to a gun if you're asking this question, idk carbon monoxide poisoning or just hang yoursef
although i'm assuming you don't have access to a gun if you're asking this question, idk carbon monoxide poisoning or just hang yoursef
dont man, ride life out with good copes like vidya
no i can get one, i’m just looking for some recommendations. i could do anything, i’d like to make it special.
fuck off, there’s nothing to live for without a girlfriend.
send me the gun and the bullet now i need it more
i’m too 18 to know how to send guns in the mail
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Just get a shot gun and kill yourself if you are making a thread asking how to suicide it’s for attention
CO or helium bag.
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black pill overdose
i don’t care about normies lol. and for that matter, i’m fairly sure they don’t dare about me.
You're too beta. You need to gymcel, see some results and feel hope, gain some confidence and try the redpilled routine, fail, become bitter, become blackpilled and then you can commit a bettER suicide.
You should wrong somebody before you die. I mean, just to have some fun!
Anyway, it's a subject I am quite familiar with, so here's something to read a read.
I want to die painlessly, but assuredly; so my favorites are: shotgun aimed 45 degrees through front of mouth, jumping off a building with piano wire tied around my neck, and carbon-monoxide poisoning. Just make sure you do it where no one will find you for a while, because they'll try to resuscitate you and you'll end up a paraplegic or something.
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oh don’t be worry i’ve always been an asshole. there’s a reason i’ll never have a girlfriend lol
Do you really feel that miserable because you don't think you'll ever have a gf?
Having a gf won't help you in the long run. Being happy with who you are is a lot more important than getting a girl.
Having a gf won't help you in the long run. Being happy with who you are is a lot more important than getting a girl.
i legitimately don’t care about anything besides having a girlfriend, and anything that would accomplish this
this, if you can't get ahold of one, jump from a high building, roping, charcoal burning method, helium method
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Fucking hell you're 18? Try being late 20s first.
Go see a fucking therapist or wait it out and you'll probably drown in pussy like most kids here do.
Unless you're actually ugly, stop worrying.
Just try to earn a lot of money. Ten years from know, there will probably be sex robots with conversational capacities and shit. Maybe even real consciousness. Just wait.
trust me i look disgusting
OP, if your life isn't bad outside of knowing you'll be foreveralone.jpg, then i'd probably consider not offing yourself, if so, then yea, unironically do it because it all goes downhill from here
my life is fine, but absolutely nothing is important outside of having a girlfriend
Find crowded area, sit down, cover self in pitch and do what the Tibetan monks do. Scream into the afterlife.
Hell if all else fails for me I'll probably join you.
Hell if all else fails for me I'll probably join you.
howcome?
OD on Heroin. Everyone that's done so said it was nothing more than falling into a blissful sleep, but they were "saved" by friends and family. Do it in isolation and you're golden.
Fuck off with this normie bluepilled advice. Therapist? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, paying someone obscene amounts of money to pretend to care about your problems will definitely help. JFL.
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It is too BLACKPILL what you mean
truth is hating woman is 99% time COPE
this guy gets it, hating women is usually just incel cope of the bluepilled pathetic kind
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Old age. Guaranteed result.
Read all the threads of guys saying they're going to off themselves. That'll bore you to death.
If you kill yourself because of women you're a cuck
go ER
cope
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No 18 year old can randomly think they'll never get a gf. Large portion of normies at this age are still virgins.
The op case is a bit of a joke compared to truecels who are in their late 20s, 30s, 40s + where it's truly fucking over
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Why did op get banned?
https://incels.is/threads/top-10-ways-to-brake-out-of-inceldom-number-2-will-blow-your-mind.41703/
This list should help you
This list should help you
Live. This method is slow and painful but comes naturally, you don't need to put any effort.
LDAR is unlikely to cause anything to happen. Just wake up...to do it all over again. Like a movie set on replay.
banned, will def sui now
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