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How much seconds was your longest fart?

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I farted for a good 3 seconds after waking up.
 
i dont want to know :feelstrash: :feelswhat:
 
Probably about 3 or 4 seconds, I didn’t count.
 
Really long I once farted for 10 seconds or longer. I was extremely bloated at that time, I don't know what happened to my stomach. Not a fatcel.
 
Really long I once farted for 10 seconds or longer. I was extremely bloated at that time, I don't know what happened to my stomach. Not a fatcel.
10 seconds is fuckin insane, was like brrraaaap, or like the silent one?
 
10 seconds is fuckin insane, was like brrraaaap, or like the silent one?
It was very loud. I was alone and I actually tried to get it out as quickly as possible. It resulted more in a:
PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRTTTTFFFFFFFFRFTFTFFRTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRTRFTRTRFTRFTFRFTRFFRTFRTFRRFFFFFFEEEEEEEP
 
You have a weird obsession with farts
 
I've never farted ded srs
 
I fart from my penis:dab:
 
Sometimes when I'm on the toilet trying to shit I'll fart for a good 5-8 seconds
 
I avoid farting tbh
 

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