I regret eating unhealthy foods and having a soda addiction through my entire youth.
I regret masturbating HEAVILY through my entire youth.
I regret not attempting to socialise more and talk to girls more in my teens.
I regret not excercising and going to the gym
I regret not loosening up on my porn watching through my youth
I regret not taking school more seriously.
I regret not experiencing teen love and teen sex.
I regret being born into this shitty world with shit genetics, that i then went and ruined even MORE by doing what i listed above