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How many showers would it take to get discovered like this guy?

DamnSonYo

DamnSonYo

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Please tell me.



How many showers?
 
15 times a day for 5 years straight

don't forget the daily haircut and nofap
 
10 a day for 10 years exactly
 
What a cunt. Most models are braindead and yet live off the backs of a robust economy that can pump enough money into the fashion industry to sustain a trendy bourgeois lifestyle for the genetic elite. He offers nothing to the world but is instinctively treated better by men and women than any Nobel Prize winner ever will be.
 
enough to make you die of starvation and possibly reincarnate as a chad.
 
At least thirty a day for five years.
 
One shower an a short circuit. Then the police will discover your corpse one week later after the landlord called them for not paying rent
 
What a cunt. Most models are braindead and yet live off the backs of a robust economy that can pump enough money into the fashion industry to sustain a trendy bourgeois lifestyle for the genetic elite. He offers nothing to the world but is instinctively treated better by men and women than any Nobel Prize winner ever will be.
 
Simple ...just always be showering.

shower-curtain-costume2.jpg
 
hydraulic pressure water pump shower x5 everyday for 1 year
 
His whole bedroom is one big shower, he pretty much never stops showering unless he has to leave for a photoshoot.
 
There's not enough water in the world tbh
 
"i think specifically with Instagram it allows you to have instant and direct access to see somebody's personality"

:lul::feelsree:
 
Instagram is for egotistical jackoffs who want to project a certain kind of false image to the world of how wonderful their lives are. Just browsing it makes me cringe, but then again I'm kind of a masochist.
 
They didn't discover thee models for their looks but for their personality and confidence dude
 
Correction, just schedule all modeling shoots to be shot underwater...

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