Serious How many pepople would attend your funeral?

[Total Imbecile]

4 - just my immediate family, my whore sisters would probably try to bail, so realistically just 2 - mom and dad

 

[toyotacel]

4 - just my immediate family, my whore sisters would probably try to bail, so realistically just 2 - mom and dad

same thing for me just 2 people, my mom and my dad

 

[ionlycopenow]

My mom maybe

That's it

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Mom, dad, brother

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Mom, dad.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

prolly just my direct family tbh

 

[TheSecondComing]

people that are related to me and people that like people that are related to me realistically speaking

 

[youthislife]

I wouldn't have one since there wouldn't be enough people to care so cost of holding it wouldn't be worth it.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Immediate family, some cousins might show up, maybe a priest.

 

[builderseed]

i won't have one, realistically. but if i were to only my family would, immediate family. my extended family wants nothing to do with me
so about 4-6

 

[Quarantined]

4 - just my immediate family, my whore sisters would probably try to bail, so realistically just 2 - mom and dad

Maybe my mom, thats it

 

[Animecel2D]

I wouldn't have one since there wouldn't be enough people to care so cost of holding it wouldn't be worth it.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

I think some people will go, but nobody will really care

 

[Deleted member 26140]

maybe a priest

Wide stretch

 

[RandomGuy]

Zero

 

[HowHerring]

My mom maybe, if she will be still alive at that point. And I guess technically those guys who are lowering your coffin into the grave. And that's it.

 

[Deleted member 25223]

Probably my entire family out of decency. I believe the only ones who would actually care are my parents and grandparents.

 

[Deleted member 1430]

my family, no one else

 

[Descartes]

I don't want a funeral, but if my parents don't care and decide to organise it anyway, maybe them and my teachers.

 

[Smitty]

same thing for me just 2 people, my mom and my dad

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Minus one people

 

[Hate_my_life]

7-10

Immediate family, some cousins might show up, maybe a priest.

This. Although my "extended" family might come.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

My mom maybe

That's it

 

[Deleted member 21768]

No one would. I'm pretty sure there would be no funeral.

 

[a person]

prob my mom and sister

 

[radishman]

Immediate family, maybe a few neighboring state extended and likely my work mom and certain members of her immediate (though likely just her) and can't think of much more. 20 TOPS.

 

[The Abyss]

3-5 I'd say.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

My parents and maybe the people who just go to random funerals. I don't intend on allowing my body to be found so hopefully I don't have a funeral. If I catch the bus and my retard parents have a funeral for me even without my body, I hope some incel calls in a bomb threat to my funeral so I don't have to have one.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Probably 10

 

[Antisocialloner]

Literally no one.

 

[Stalin]

Zero; once my parents will expire I'd be the complete loner till the end.

 

[nolifenofuture]

A lot of virtue signallers in this current social climate. As for people who truly care? 1, my sister.

 

[Billowel]

7 maybe?virtual signalling is important for normies

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Assuming I die naturally of old age, there will probably no-one left by that point who cares about me enough to attend.