How many people would you think will be at your funeral

[Murdoch89]

I know not many would be at my funeral,I haven't been in many situations to make friends as I haven't worked in years and that I never had a girlfriend and never will,for as long as I live,that's why it's best for me to soon commit suicide so I would have at least my extended family members to come to it

 

[Weed]

2

 

[Kointo1]

My family and friends of my family. That's a fair amount of people.

 

[microDongCityUSA]

don't really care, hope i get cremated

 

[Captvic]

Only relatives and maybe my siblings SOs

 

[Profligate]

They'll probably dump me in the river so zilch.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

2

My parents. unless I survive them, then nobody.

 

[DustyJarCoffee]

4
My mom, my dad, my younger sister, and my cousin i'm still sorta friends with
I don't think my mom and dad have any friends, I guess that's genetic, lol.

 

[Indari]

who cares

 

[Deleted member 3291]

If I were to suciide right now

My family and relatives that’s all I have no IRL friends that would care or know, my sister would have more friends to comfort her that would come

 

[Deleted member 1499]

My dad, my mom, my three half siblings, maybe an aunt and uncle, maybe some cousins. Possibly but not likely a coworker or two.

 

[th62eathhts2]

my immediate family.

 

[Kointo1]

My dad, my mom, my three half siblings, maybe an aunt and uncle, maybe some cousins. Possibly but not likely a coworker or two.

Yeah besides the co-workers the same people would show up for me. So you were a mod on the subreddit? Why aren't you mod here?

 

[Deleted member 1499]

So you were a mod on the subreddit? Why aren't you mod here?

I haven't ever even been an active enough member here for that kind of thing.

 

[Kointo1]

I haven't ever even been an active enough member here for that kind of thing.

You could've been active. Were you active on the subreddit?

 

[Deleted member 1499]

You could've been active. Were you active on the subreddit?

I was active on the sub for a long time but I started feeling better about my inceldom and lessened my involvement shortly before the admins closed it. Afterwards I joined here but wasn't active.and was tired of the hassle of being a mod anyway.

 

[Newbite]

Apart from family probably 1 or 2

 

[Kointo1]

I was active on the sub for a long time but I started feeling better about my inceldom and lessened my involvement shortly before the admins closed it. Afterwards I joined here but wasn't active.and was tired of the hassle of being a mod anyway.

Makes sense now. You must've found something you enjoy then if you're happier with inceldom.

 

[Deleted member 1499]

Makes sense now. You must've found something you enjoy then if you're happier with inceldom.

I was indeed pretty engrossed in a personal project. (A long series of Wikipedia articles).

 

[Kointo1]

I was indeed pretty engrossed in a personal project. (A long series of Wikipedia articles).

I've always wondered who the people were behind Wikipedia articles. They must have a ton of free time.

 

[Weirdcel]

Probably no one.

I have a sneaking suspicion even my immediate family doesn't like me.

 

[hermitcel]

tbh I'd rather no one even knew I died

 

[InebriatedIrish]

I wouldn’t have a funeral. I’d die on my own terms, such as skydiving off a tower without a parachute.

 

[tehgymcel420]

My Parent, my brother, and a priest. The rest of my family probably wouldn't show up, so 4.

 

[Robtical]

Anything more than 5 and I'll be very surprised.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

0

 

[nausea]

funeral=?

 

[Kointo1]

funeral=?

Are you being serious?

 

[Falling]

funeral=?

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

I'd be cremated by the state

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

do family count

 

[nausea]

Are you being serious?

but what