How many people here will actually ascend?

[fiveeightcel]

Title tbh

I think most of us will rope before ascending

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Zero. Point. Zero.

Assuming they're truecel

 

[Sgtpinkie]

No chance, once you settle in your done for.

 

[Shaded]

The lurkcels will have a higher chance honestly.

 

[Zaetheus]

Zero. Point. Zero.

Assuming they're truecel

I assume everyone is a fakecel, it’s easy. Trucels never reveal themselves. I know most people here aren’t as unattractive as they claim to be .

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I assume everyone is a fakecel, it’s easy. Trucels never reveal themselves. I know most people here aren’t as unattractive as they claim to be .

Same tbh. Only a few users here I believe are really truecel

 

[Mik_TFL]

Male celibacy at death was at like 1.3% (in the US) last time I checked, I doubt it'll get much worse than 5%, numbers in Europe ain't that different
now, the problem is that those numbers include escortcels...
I'm guessing about 20% will eventually ascend , while another 30% could but won't. 50% are trucels

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Male celibacy at death was at like 1.3% (in the US) last time I checked, I doubt it'll get much worse than 5%, numbers in Europe ain't that different
now, the problem is that those numbers include escortcels...
I'm guessing about 20% will eventually ascend , while another 30% could but won't. 50% are trucels

I like our chances.

 

[BasedTruecel]

Zero. Point. Zero.

Assuming they're truecel

That's the problem, hardly 1% of the people here are truecel, most are chadlites begging for attention because they can't get 8/10 stacies.

 

[Masterkief9]

Zero. Point. Zero.

Assuming they're truecel

Obviously if they’re truecel it’s 0.0, but not everyone on this sub is truecel, which I think is what he’s asking

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Obviously if they’re truecel it’s 0.0, but not everyone on this sub is truecel, which I think is what he’s asking

Yeah but this forum is meant for truecels tbh.

Fakecels should BURN

 

[Masterkief9]

Yeah but this forum is meant for truecels tbh.

Fakecels should BURN

Agreed, I can’t fucking stand the idea of fakecels and volcels being here

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Won't be me included. 5-10 % will ascend.

 

[Gepard]

I think that once you take enough blackpills there's a point of no return, actually.

 

[Deleted member 677]

I wonder what it'll be like when we're all old men.

 

[Narazz]

I think I can if i can get to Asia. I have it pictured out. sleep around then find one that can put up with my stuff. then i'll post a success story and get banned.

 

[Anger]

Likw 50% tbh since we are sorrounded by larpers

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

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