Experiment How many of you here actually have neckbeards?

[Redpill Robert]

Of course, one does not have to actually have a neckbeard to be a neckbeard. But I'm just wondering how many here actually have one. As for me, I rarely shave these days out of laziness, but it's not exactly a neckbeard. I also don't go through the trouble of "grooming" at all. If I were gonna do that I'd just stay clean shaven as I prefer that (but again I'm lazy). So as for me I guess it depends on who you ask.

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

Can't grow a beard too low t. I get ugly pubic hairs on my neck

 

[3uxp]

Full neckbeard. I'm trying to grow full beard i have a recessed chin i look terrible and i doubt i will be able to get a surgery.

 

[Mainländer]

Soybeard. It's very thin in the sideburns and neck.

 

[theultimate341]

I can’t grow one

 

[Dunkelheit]

what's a soybeard? I can grow full connecting goatee, with side burns that not connect. But I'm starting to notice thick FA hair growing in between, so there's hope

 

[Redpill Robert]

what's a soybeard? I can grow full connecting goatee, with side burns that not connect. But I'm starting to notice thick FA hair growing in between, so there's hope

You know, cuckface. Google "cuckface" and you'll see what I mean.

 

[StormlitAqua]

I grow a shitty soy beard to hide my nonexistant jawline.

 

[acnescarcel]

im in the same boat as op

 

[Crustaciouse]

Can only grow a little lip hair and some long strands of hair on my chin but that's it.

 

[Kointo1]

I have a neckbeard, yes. I am in a state of rotting so of course I will not groom myself.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[EVILcel]

JFL at the one mustachecel

 

[anon]

I can count the number of hairs on both of my cheeks. I can grow a Cera stache, a small soul patch, and some chin hair. I have maybe 15 hairs around my adams apple and some sideburn hair.
Basically extremely low test because dad can grow a decent beard.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

If I grow a beard, I look like a bear, and stuff gets tangled in it. It’s just easier to shave and keep my face clean. Plus, it doesn’t itch.

 

[Kointo1]

If I grow a beard, I look like a bear, and stuff gets tangled in it. It’s just easier to shave and keep my face clean. Plus, it doesn’t itch.

Tony wants a taste of that Irish curly pube beard.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

*cough cough*

 

[Kointo1]

*cough cough*

Rip @Tony

 

[Redpill Robert]

Full neckbeard. I'm trying to grow full beard i have a recessed chin i look terrible and i doubt i will be able to get a surgery.

Can maybe trim the beard a certain way to hide that DBS.

 

[IronMike]

clean shaven, but the hair barely grows anyway