Discussion How many five year olds could you fight? Ogrecels GTFIH

[Swimcell]

Inb4 “reddit-tier thread.” It is, ngl.

It’s you and (X) number of five year olds on an empty sports field. None of you get any weapons, though you do have as much water as you want set up around the field. The five year olds are bloodlusted, and will not flee from battle, but are otherwise no more co-ordinated than your average five year old.

how many can you bring down before they slay you if:

1) the five year olds are released one at a time, one every time you defeat the last like a Bruce lee movie

2) (X) number of five year olds swarm you in horde formation

I’m confident I could take twenty or so down even if they swarmed me, as I imagine their only effective weapon would be biting or gouging my eyes.

what are your thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 9301]

amount
And i’m not bragging

 

[Swimcell]

amount
And i’m not bragging

Realistically though, at some point one is going to mount you and dig his/her teeth into your Carotid artery while you’re busy curb stomping his/her compatriots.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Probably 700 or something

 

[Idotms]

I wouldn't know for sure, without trying in real life.
I would say a lot, but I would get tired after 100.

 

[Deleted member 23483]

I could fight off more foids.

 

[SithSalvation]

I'd honestly go with about 650 - 800 before getting tired.

 

[NEETard]

All you have to do is train them like zombies in call of duty then when the group is big enough jump onto them crushing them

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Reddit tier post tbh

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

10

 

[Personalityinkwell]

over 9000

 

[Animecel2D]

I would be running away from them tbh.

 

[Swimcell]

Reddit tier post tbh

it is ngl. But I’d die screaming before I posted to cuckitt and was curious of the responses

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

If I run and kick them in the head at the same time, probably hundreds. I would get tired and make a mistake sometime.

 

[BITG]

Easily 1000. Over for lowstaminacels

 

[PluralSpaceRace]

2

 

[Yerberito]

100 probably

 

[TheSecondComing]

I can imagine you can just kick every single one in the head and they would turn into potatoes, so a lot

 

[universallyabhorred]

Do you have to eliminate them or just knock them out?

 

[Swimcell]

Do you have to eliminate them or just knock them out?

for one to count it must be a kill, though knocking some out to buy time is a valid stratagem

 

[Words2_live_bye]

[Discussion] How many five year olds could you fuck? Men of Culture GTFIH

 

[Swimcell]

[Discussion] How many five year olds could you fuck? Men of Culture GTFIH

Life fuel for Epsteincels

 

[FrothySolutions]

Zero, I only pick on those my own size. I couldn't carry the weight of hurting a child.

 

[Swimcell]

Zero, I only pick on those my own size. I couldn't carry the weight of hurting a child.

Even if they were vat grown for this express purpose? Would you let them surround and devour you?

I respect the mindset, but it ain’t me.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Ehh, I don't know like 100?
I could just kick them in the face or something due to their short height.

 

[Fat Link]

 

[ihaveno1]

dont know and dont care

 

[Swimcell]

Pycelle was an absolute chad though. He escortmaxxed in Kingslanding fucking Westerosi whores for like 60 years. I’d trade my life for his in a pico second.