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Anyone practicing jelqing or any other form of penis exercise? I've read some stuff about them and size-wise they seem to be working.

I have literally nothing to lose lmao, even if I "fatally" injure my dick, so I'm open to trying out these exercises. It might be a fun, new thing to experiment with.

For anyone wondering, I'm average in length (6 inches, give or take) but below average girth at 4.7 inches
 
You're going to fuck up your nerve endings.

Don't do it boyo.
 
I don't understand the point of dick maxing until you can actually get a woman in bed, your dick is literally the last thing she will see.
 
Whats the point of wasting time? Also there is a forum about this and people said it worked. I tried it for a few months and didnt notice anything.
 
No I I'm not going to try any penis exercises anytime soon as I don't have much of a reason to do it. Also I don't want to accidentally break my dick trying to do it in the process.
 
I dick maxed for awhile and got good results. I think I went from ~6in in high school to close to 7.5 inches. I would get home from school while everyone was away and warm up my rice sock in the microwave to warm up my dick. I'd heat up my penis with the sock for awhile, Then I would do 'helicopter shakes', then simple stretches, and finally I would do simple ok grip jelqing with petroleum jelly as lube while watching porn.
It's actually kinda fun to do and if you don't over do it actually seems to make your erections harder. Moderation is the key of course, and you can tell if you over trained by how your member feels after. I do not remember with what frequency I did this routine. Look up JP90 day on pegym.com if you're interested in specifics.

Like others have said already, penis size is 100% cope unless women are rejecting you after having sex or seeing you naked. It does make for possibly more enjoyable masturbation however. I personally would recommend it if you like staring at yourself in the mirror and telling yourself what a big man you are.
 
I tried, I just end up ejaculating
 
I know a plastic surgeon that can add 2.5 inches in erect length but I'll not share it publicly
 
I do 10 minutes bathmate daily. Not long enough yet to say if it works.
 
i have an 8" penis and i'm incel my whole life, size doesn't matter if you can't get a girl to go to bed with you...
 
i have an 8" penis and i'm incel my whole life, size doesn't matter if you can't get a girl to go to bed with you...

It still matters for hookers. I don't expect I'll be able to get a hot girl naturally. But I do plan to start fucking hookers and SBs in the next year and I want to have a decent dick to do it with for multiple reasons. Less insecurity, less self loathing, tighter fit, more likely to get a positive response, etc.

Also, OP, average dick is like 5.5x4.6"

https://calcsd.netlify.com/
 
jfl at all you retards in denial about your dicks. outside of weightloss, there is absolutely nothing you can do about your dick after puberty. just accept its over already so frustrating to read these threads. signed a dude with a 3" dick
 
NoFap makes my dick bigger by almost half an inch (srs)
 
Anyone practicing jelqing or any other form of penis exercise? I've read some stuff about them and size-wise they seem to be working.

I have literally nothing to lose lmao, even if I "fatally" injure my dick, so I'm open to trying out these exercises. It might be a fun, new thing to experiment with.

For anyone wondering, I'm average in length (6 inches, give or take) but below average girth at 4.7 inches
CUCK
 

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