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How Joseph Smith Died

  • Thread starter Massimo The Lonecel
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""""By their fruits, ye shall know them." The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is one of the most powerful and wealthy religious organizations in the world today, giving millions of dollars to charity every year, has factories and farms where it processes and grows food, donating it to banks and the needy. The pioneer Saints who were driven out of places like Missouri, destitute and persecuted, settled in what is today known as the state of Utah. They have made this desert land bloom like a rose. The Book of Mormon which the prophet Joseph translated into English from an ancient record, has changed millions of lives for the better. It has changed mine. Everything good in my life I owe to the gospel of Jesus Christ, a cause for which the prophet Joseph Smith gave his life. He died for his beliefs, but today millions know who he is. Christ has blessed the Saints and His church, which is on the earth today."""

"""Forgot to portray when joseph fired a pistol in the crowd hitting 3 men two of whom died.""" (Lol!)

"""I love how they conveniently fail to mention that Joseph had a pistol on him (in jail) and emptied it into the door at the attacking mob. I don't deny him his right to defend himself, but it makes him a little less of a "martyr," I think."""
 
now if only he could have stopped whores
 
Joseph was more based than some people give him credit, however as @Emba correctly pointed out that video is bullshit.
Kek, the LDS people actually thought that a watch stopped a bullet and saved some guy from Prophet Joseph's party. Turns out that said watch got damaged by getting smacked on a window ledge.

Flds is where it's at really. Those are the real niggas.
 
Joseph was more based than some people give him credit, however as @Emba correctly pointed out that video is bullshit.
Kek, the LDS people actually thought that a watch stopped a bullet and saved some guy from Prophet Joseph's party. Turns out that said watch got damaged by getting smacked on a window ledge.

Flds is where it's at really. Those are the real niggas.
Indeed, my sister mom told me so.
 
Joseph was more based than some people give him credit, however as @Emba correctly pointed out that video is bullshit.
Kek, the LDS people actually thought that a watch stopped a bullet and saved some guy from Prophet Joseph's party. Turns out that said watch got damaged by getting smacked on a window ledge.

Flds is where it's at really. Those are the real niggas.
Polygamy fails. The old men cuck the young men. Joe smith allowed degeneracy and forgave plus he was an abolitionist nigger lover. Mormonism was a good attempt but needs science and an eternal control over holes.
 

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