Lazyandtalentless
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- Joined
- Oct 21, 2024
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Shy Chad: “Hi, um, I... I was wondering if you'd maybe like to go grab coffee sometime? I mean, only if you’re not busy, of course. I—I totally understand if you don’t want to, but I just think you’re really nice, and it’d be cool to talk more. I promise I’m not weird or anything.“
Girl : “Ew, get away from me!”
Confident sub 5 who is a proud male feminist: “You know, it’s honestly embarrassing that I even have to be a guy. I’m just here, trying to make up for the countless mistakes my gender has made, because men are fundamentally trash. But you—you're incredible, and I want to take you out because you deserve a man who understands how awful the rest of them are. I hate being one of them, but I guess I’m doing what I can to be different.”
Girl: OMG YOURE SO CUTE!!!!! LETS MAKE OUT!!!!