Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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- Joined
- Jan 14, 2024
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- You’ve been alive for 3 whole decades
- Held to brutal much higher standard than you were in your 20s and below and judged much more harshly
- Can no longer pursue prime aged women without weird looks and being called a creepy predator, even if you look good this can still happen, just less
- Your body starts to show it’s first signs of death and decay both physically and mentally
- You refer to 20 year olds as kids
- Expected to be stoic, serious, and “mature” all the time, no fun only business
- Past your biological prime
- Expected to have long since established your career and moved out of your parent’s home
- Teens and early adults often see you as an out of touch turtle, you’re forced into your own age group or older
30 is old asf, it may not be Joe Biden old. But it’s still pretty damn old.
- Held to brutal much higher standard than you were in your 20s and below and judged much more harshly
- Can no longer pursue prime aged women without weird looks and being called a creepy predator, even if you look good this can still happen, just less
- Your body starts to show it’s first signs of death and decay both physically and mentally
- You refer to 20 year olds as kids
- Expected to be stoic, serious, and “mature” all the time, no fun only business
- Past your biological prime
- Expected to have long since established your career and moved out of your parent’s home
- Teens and early adults often see you as an out of touch turtle, you’re forced into your own age group or older
30 is old asf, it may not be Joe Biden old. But it’s still pretty damn old.