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[Whitepill] How I plan to become a high-tier-normie and overcome inceldom

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I will find myself a job next month. Nothing that will pay me so well as I desire, but enough to afford cosmetic procedures. Note the term I used: cosmetic procedures, not surgeries. It does not involve the breaking of my bones.

I have read quite a lot about surgeries, and they repel me. Rhinoplasty results in men are not convincing. Genioplasty is too unreliable. Leg lengthening could cripple me. These surgeries would cost me a lot and take very long to heal.

Instead, I will meet the dentist to fix my somewhat broken teeth and whiten them. Remove the dark line under my eye with peeling. Clean the remaining pimples and blackheads with a dermatologist. Lose face fat to have more angular features. Apply castor oil on my hair to hydrate it and grow it out. Hit the gym to build a more athletic body. Reduce dark spots on my face and boost collagen with an anti-aging treatment. Serum drops in the eyes to brighten them.

My diet consists of more proteins than carbohydrates. I eat one meal a day, a type of intermittent fasting. The gym aside, I exercise every day and play soccer once or twice a week. My hygiene is on point, so nothing to worry about. Because I am taller than most boys I know, height is not a problem. Yes, I am White.

I am expanding my social circle and, by the end of it all, will ask my friends to find some girls they think would never reject me, then try my best.

This can be achieved in one year. From then onwards, my attractiveness will be partly dependent on my social skills and, to a lesser degree, my status.
 
Here's what you really need to do. Get your lawn mower out of the shed, turn it on, then stick your head inside the blades.
 
Here's what you really need to do. Get your lawn mower out of the shed, turn it on, then stick your head inside the blades.
I second this, heed the advice OP
 
I am expanding my social circle
Neurotypical problems, I suppose.

show-me-morpheus.gif
 
Good luck with all that.
 
then good luck
 
I will find myself a job next month. Nothing that will pay me so well as I desire, but enough to afford cosmetic procedures. Note the term I used: cosmetic procedures, not surgeries. It does not involve the breaking of my bones.

I have read quite a lot about surgeries, and they repel me. Rhinoplasty results in men are not convincing. Genioplasty is too unreliable. Leg lengthening could cripple me. These surgeries would cost me a lot and take very long to heal.

Instead, I will meet the dentist to fix my somewhat broken teeth and whiten them. Remove the dark line under my eye with peeling. Clean the remaining pimples and blackheads with a dermatologist. Lose face fat to have more angular features. Apply castor oil on my hair to hydrate it and grow it out. Hit the gym to build a more athletic body. Reduce dark spots on my face and boost collagen with an anti-aging treatment. Serum drops in the eyes to brighten them.

My diet consists of more proteins than carbohydrates. I eat one meal a day, a type of intermittent fasting. The gym aside, I exercise every day and play soccer once or twice a week. My hygiene is on point, so nothing to worry about. Because I am taller than most boys I know, height is not a problem. Yes, I am White.

I am expanding my social circle and, by the end of it all, will ask my friends to find some girls they think would never reject me, then try my best.

This can be achieved in one year. From then onwards, my attractiveness will be partly dependent on my social skills and, to a lesser degree, my status.
volcel

now seriously, don't eat 1 meal a day, it's stupid and the only thing you're going to get from it is a fucked up thyroid
 
Fuck you and your foid avi, NIGGER NIGGER NIGHER
 
Fat Link, which one of your friends is Draconian Times
 
One of the better larpers, you're trying at least
the joker applause GIF
 
how is this nigga not banned yet
 
GL then I guess
Spongebob Squarepants Good Luck GIF
 

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