How I encourage fatphobia at the workplace

[bcroger]

-There are a few college interns who work office. A few are good looking, young men. I noticed that some obese hispanic women in my office stop by their desk and get flirty with them. I befriended these interns and I lie to the interns that these two fat pigs tried to hit on me and that one asked me out. I also told them that these fat pigs are sexually frustrated and to ignore them. I pointed out that they are low quality (obese, gov. employees) females who are looking for sex

Anyways, now when these two fat pigs try to flirt with them and stop by at their desk, these two interns just answer the pigs questions and don't engage in conversation. One of them brought up their girlfriend when talking to them thanks to me.

-I make fatphobic jokes to these interns and other men at the workplace and encourage them to discriminate against fat women. Of course done secretly.

-I say things such as "wow these women have to be the fattest group of ppl on planet earth" and complain about the weights of the women at my workplace to encourage men to discriminate against landwhales. (secretly of course)

 

[Wrath]

yikes incel please don't make fatphobic jokes especially against women. I would advise you to compliment our bodies to make us feel better.

 

[Enigmaz]

Whenever I see a landwhale approaching the door I've opened. I will hold it open, but not wide enough for her to fit through.
This will make her feel big and humiliated. I then chuckle and say, 'These doors don't get wider do they?'

 

[bcroger]

yikes incel please don't make fatphobic jokes especially against women. I would advise you to compliment our bodies to make us feel better.

LOL

 

[Grodd]

Tales from a government office in a small town Deep South

 

[bcroger]

Whenever I see a landwhale approaching the door I've opened. I will hold it open, but not wide enough for her to fit through.
This will make her feel big and humiliated. I then chuckle and say, 'These doors don't get wider do they?'

awesome bro

 

[shishiowasright]

based. too many landwhales are being openly narcissistic nowadays

 

[bcroger]

Tales from a government office in a small town Deep South

Yep