Serious How do you luckmaxx?

[sneed (not chuck)]

How do people get rich off gambling, winning lottery, and other feats of luck? I want to luckmaxx.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

just be a god

 

[Rapist]

Truecels have an unlucky magnet inside of them.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

How do people get rich off gambling, winning lottery, and other feats of luck? I want to luckmaxx.

I can help you become lucky. Are you open minded enough to take my advice?

 

[Michael W. Ford]

How do people get rich off gambling, winning lottery, and other feats of luck? I want to luckmaxx.

Buy a lode stone, and put some of your blood on it. Sleep with it under your pillow for a week. Ask it to bring you luck, and carry it in your left pocket.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

I also suggest getting some aventurine.

 

[AsiaCel]

You don't. Its just...well, luck.

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

Inceldom in itself is the ultimate stamp of unluckiness, so don't expect anything from life.

 

[BornToLose]

Chad only.

 

[Izayacel]

Take Out a pice of your Hair and Put It into your Left Pocket with a coin / Money in It.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

Buy a lode stone, and put some of your blood on it. Sleep with it under your pillow for a week. Ask it to bring you luck, and carry it in your left pocket.

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unironically where is the best place to buy it?

I also suggest getting some aventurine.

what is this?

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

Take Out a pice of your Hair and Put It into your Left Pocket with a coin / Money in It.

Are you shitposting or is this real?

 

[AsiaCel]

Or let's put it that way.

If you were lucky you won't be incel like us

 

[Khanivore]

Are you shitposting or is this real?

Of course he is shitposting, dimwit

 

[Izayacel]

Are you shitposting or is this real?

My ewhore Algorithmn Changed in my favor .

So yea lol

 

[Michael W. Ford]

unironically where is the best place to buy it?

You can buy them online.

Genuine Magnetic Lodestones and Genuine Lucky Mojo Magnetic Sand. - Etsy

This Mineral item by RedwoodWitcheryCo has 41 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Forestville, CA. Listed on Mar 5, 2024

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what is this?

A mineral that brings good luck.

 

[happiless]

just spend all your money on lottery tickets bro while believing that you have already won, da secret

 

[Michael W. Ford]

You should cleanse yourself before buying these lucky stones. Your bad luck is spiritual contamination that must be washed off. Go to your local botanica, and get some spiritual baths. They're $3.50 a bottle. Soak in a bathtub full of that for a couple of days, and you'll be spiritually clean. The lucky stones will be much more effective once your cleansed.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

You can buy them online.

Genuine Magnetic Lodestones and Genuine Lucky Mojo Magnetic Sand. - Etsy

This Mineral item by RedwoodWitcheryCo has 41 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Forestville, CA. Listed on Mar 5, 2024

www.etsy.com

A mineral that brings good luck.

Based thanks, I'm going in I have nothing to lose

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

You should cleanse yourself before buying these lucky stones. Your bad luck is spiritual contamination that must be washed off. Go to your local botanica, and get some spiritual baths. They're $3.50 a bottle. Soak in a bathtub full of that for a couple of days, and you'll be spiritually clean. The lucky stones will be much more effective once your cleansed.

I don't like waiting but okay

 

[LeFrenchCel]

There's two ways of being rich in this world: have a rich family or be a woman.

 

[depressedblackcel]

There's two ways of being rich in this world: have a rich family or be a woman.