SuicideFuel how do you larp as a normal person?

[Chingaquedito]

when you talk to people outside of internet, such as coworkers or schoolmates, or when you meet a new person in real life

what do you do when they ask you for your ex girlfriends or your friends or your life?

i feel embarrassed to say that i have never had a girlfriend, and i have no friends. so i make up a story about the girls who have rejected me in real life, as if they were my ex-girlfriends, and i claim that i don't like to talk about it because it's too painful hahaha

it is more difficult when they ask you about sex

 

[supersoldier]

i can't fake it

 

[Skelly]

i try to lie but then they start to ask more and more until you're eventually caught

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

I don't interact with people irl there's no point

 

[Penguin]

I start smiling menacingly

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Just say you have a girlfriend, or that you don't have one currently. Most of the time, normies will let it go. They're just talking for the sake of talking because that's what normies do.

I understand that's tiring. Same for me, which is why I autistically sperg everything and don't care anymore.

 

[Wolnir]

I don't, I'm an autistic retard irl and don't talk

 

[Chingaquedito]

i try to lie but then they start to ask more and more until you're eventually caught

yes, that's why I mix facts with lies, so it's easier to keep the lie

 

[Supreme Kanga]

when you talk to people outside of internet, such as coworkers or schoolmates, or when you meet a new person in real life

what do you do when they ask you for your ex girlfriends or your friends or your life?

i feel embarrassed to say that i have never had a girlfriend, and i have no friends. so i make up a story about the girls who have rejected me in real life, as if they were my ex-girlfriends, and i claim that i don't like to talk about it because it's too painful hahaha

it is more difficult when they ask you about sex

Jfl I don't even get asked these types of questions

 

[Sonicfancel]

I don't. I respond to everything with basic yes/no answers.

 

[packardD]

i can't fake it

 

[BurtCocaine]

I can sort of fake it because except for with boomERs I don’t get asked much. The only time I get asked about if I have a girlfriend is at family reunions, which I intentionally avoid going to. Most of the normies I intERact with don’t ask me those questions, just my name, how old I am, and whERe I’m from. If they ask more I just tell the truth.

 

[LGBTKoala]

I don't interact with people irl there's no point

high iq and same

 

[Corvus]

It not possible. NPC can sense when youre lying because they are insects.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

rape

 

[XtremeMax]

I can't act normal I'm so fucking retarded

 

[Todd Thundercock]

It not possible. NPC can sense when youre lying because they are insects.

Their sense is because you're ugly so nobody can possibly love you.

 

[Emba]

I open my jacket and flash my badge and revolver

 

[KHHVcel]

Truecel trait : nobody talk to you irl

 

[PriestBP]

when you talk to people outside of internet, such as coworkers or schoolmates, or when you meet a new person in real life

what do you do when they ask you for your ex girlfriends or your friends or your life?

i feel embarrassed to say that i have never had a girlfriend, and i have no friends. so i make up a story about the girls who have rejected me in real life, as if they were my ex-girlfriends, and i claim that i don't like to talk about it because it's too painful hahaha

it is more difficult when they ask you about sex

based pink floyd

 

[Enigmaz]

I have no clue how to respond to that very question. I say, "Uh uhh uhh."

 

[ShadowSenpai]

I tell them the truth, awkwardly

 

[PunishedNEETcel]

I don't, I'm an autistic retard irl and don't talk

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

No need to fake anything if nobody ever talks to you.

 

[Animecel2D]

Jfl I don't even get asked these types of questions

 

[Logic55]

I just say that I'm not interested in being in a romantic relationship

 

[Grey Man]

You don’t

 

[Dhib]

means you're fakecel, if you were actually ugly people wouldn't ask you that

 

[RicaGames]

I'm maskpilled and a good larper.

 

[reveries]

I have prepared default answers for every normie question to seem normal. They're pretty predictable so I'm almost never caught off guard

 

[Don Vito]

when you talk to people outside of internet, such as coworkers or schoolmates, or when you meet a new person in real life

what do you do when they ask you for your ex girlfriends or your friends or your life?

i feel embarrassed to say that i have never had a girlfriend, and i have no friends. so i make up a story about the girls who have rejected me in real life, as if they were my ex-girlfriends, and i claim that i don't like to talk about it because it's too painful hahaha

it is more difficult when they ask you about sex

Apply the same.

As for sex. Well, I made up stories related with stuff learnt from escortmaxxing.

But I learnt people are really wicked an any information they may know about you could be weaponized against you. I had to learnt it in a hard way.

So when Im new at a place. If is at work. I just brand myself as serious and edgy type. Not because of the sake of be edgy. But because was really stabbed to back with information coworkers knew in past jobs. So I do it to protect myself.

Since I have a serious responses or even dont response at all if they try to be friendly(or wicked) such as questions as "Did you sleep well tonight?"

The same applies when it comes if they ask about girlfriends. I just said: Yes I had (obviously I havent LMAO) and if they ask more questions I just say " I dont want to talk about that".