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How do you explain a resume gap?

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ironmanlet321

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Besides saying you were caring for a sick relative.
 
Just fill in a fake job and say you were self-employed while you did it.
 
Fuck soyciety
 
Tell them to go f themselves and ask if you can see a list of previous customers with justifications for sales gaps.
 
tell them you were "travelling"
 
You were fighting dirty inkwells on IT
 
No idea

A Foid only has to give a sexual favor to the guy and that’s it
 
Just make stuff up.
 
tell them you were "travelling"
Or studying. Or self employed. Or on vacation. Or hospitalization. Or in prison for animal abuse. Or in the space lab. Or hiding from the cartels. In witness protection. Drunk. Strung out on heroin. Homeless in Costa Rica. Volunteering to elect Hillary Cliton....
 
caring for a sick relative.
Sounds like you had a full-time, unpaid job that isn't worth listing on your resume because it doesn't directly advance your career.
 
Not lying on your resume is for cucks. Employers never check anything. Just don't lie about your degrees - everything else and you can lie your ass off.

Don't do this if you're in a heavily regulated field like medicine though.
 
Tell them you volunteered in Africa or some shit.
 
Say you went travelling and make up some shit about India or whatever.
 
Tried to SEAmaxx in Thailand?
 
Soyciety is cucked.
 
It sounds like it is over for you, buddy boyo
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Tell them you were drunk as fuck and don't remember anything
 

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