Serious How do you even make friends in 2020?

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I don't feel ready to join local nazi party or fundamentalist evangelicals yet. What other options are there?

Who do I have to kill?

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Step 1: dont be sub5 looks or don't professionally diagnosed with a mental illness (autism etc.)
Step 2: repeat
Step 3: ???

 

[Deleted member 26140]

Step 1: dont be sub6 looks or don't professionally diagnosed with a mental illness (autism etc.)
Step 2: repeat
Step 3: ???

Step 4: success

 

[TheBasedCel]

who

 

[Ropemaxx]

rope

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Step 1: dont be sub5 looks or don't professionally diagnosed with a mental illness (autism etc.)
Step 2: repeat
Step 3: ???

Right... Do ghouls exist? Maybe I can join the local ghoul cult?

 

[TheNEET]

yeah, it seems impossible to make friends if you're out of high school and ugly
friendship = magic
I need some

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

rope

Don't feel lwaving without doing some community service.

yeah, it seems impossible to make friends if you're out of high school and ugly
friendship = magic
I need some

=ponypussy

 

[Mulattocel]

Impossible as a sub 5

 

[TheSecondComing]

ask do you want to be friends

 

[TheNEET]

=ponypussy

no ponypussy for your face

 

[Deleted member 24125]

no clue tbh. are you in school? do you work? do you like doing anything besides video games and rotting?

 

[CuntDestroyer]

be gay or chadlite

Honestly I got bored of every other friend I had, and lack of physical intimacy makes me very angst and tunnel focused.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

no clue tbh. are you in school? do you work? do you like doing anything besides video games and rotting?

I am flexible, but rotmaxxed.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Step 1: go up to random person
Step 2: “do you live big chungus”

 

[TheSecondComing]

Step 1: go up to random person
Step 2: “do you live big chungus”

do you want to be my friend?

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

do you want to be my friend?

Fuck you lil autistic ass nigga u ugly nigga bruh this mans so ugly might as well call his self ugly man

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Step 1: go up to random person
Step 2: “do you live big chungus”

Big chungus iq ngl.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Fuck you lil autistic ass nigga u ugly nigga bruh this mans so ugly might as well call his self ugly man

ok

 

[Deleted member 24876]

Dont be inkwell

 

[Tenshi]

tbh most people nowadays are libtards SJW so the only option you have is to find a niche where these kind of people don't gather together

All my friends are from HS, I can't imagine myself befriending a zoomer

 

[riceronicel]

I don't feel ready to join local nazi party or fundamentalist evangelicals yet. What other options are there?

Who do I have to kill?

Let me know what it's like to have a friend. I never had one in my entire 36 year existence.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

tbh most people nowadays are libtards SJW so the only option you have is to find a niche where these kind of people don't gather together

All my friends are from HS, I can't imagine myself befriending a zoomer

I am a commie, does this help somehow? All leftists are old white men ngl.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

take showers and be friendly

 

[Tenshi]

I am a commie, does this help somehow? All leftists are old white men ngl.

probably

zoomers/young people seem to like the soy part of leftism i.e the feminism, lgbt and the progressive agenda. If you're willing to drink the soy you'll do fine

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

probably

zoomers/young people seem to like the soy part of leftism i.e the feminism, lgbt and the progressive agenda. If you're willing to drink the soy you'll do fine

I am 27 and look 35 though. Over. Also I think germany is more conservative in a way than US, just less looney about it.

 

[Neggr]

Step 1: dont be sub5 looks or don't professionally diagnosed with a mental illness (autism etc.)
Step 2: repeat
Step 3: ???

sub5, its over.

 

[BITG]

Step 1: dont be sub5 looks or don't professionally diagnosed with a mental illness (autism etc.)
Step 2: repeat
Step 3: ???

Impossible as a sub 5