Serious How do you deal with people asking why you don't have a GF?

[Dropbox]

I constantly get this from friends/acquaintances and co-workers.

I find the question incredibly insulting and prying, however a improper answer can be followed by the insinuation of homosexuality. I'm too autistic to tell of these questions are coming from a position of malice or not. However, the answer should be abundently clear from basic observation, so I can't help but be angered

How to deal with this?

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

nobody asks me.
I have no friends / family.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I would love if someone cared enough about my social well being to ask this. I don't like to accuse people of being luckier than they are because I don't have the right to call anyone spoiled, but this just seems like the opposite of a problem to me. Anybody asks me this, I would answer honestly: It's not for lack of trying! Please, help me!!!

 

[Manletmancer]

Just be sarcastic

 

[Swiswis]

funny thing is that these guys who ask you if you have a gf would never date you if they were women

 

[FrothySolutions]

funny thing is that these guys who ask you if you have a gf would never date you if they were women

Well yeah, if I suddenly became a woman I wouldn't suddenly be attracted to men. Are you saying "The guys who ask you this don't think you're attractive?"

 

[Swiswis]

Well yeah, if I suddenly became a woman I wouldn't suddenly be attracted to men. Are you saying "The guys who ask you this don't think you're attractive?"

yea

 

[FrothySolutions]

yea

But I think that's a given. As a heterosexual man, I tend to not find most men attractive.

 

[IronMike]

just say "I'm not interested in dating right now"

 

[Swiswis]

But I think that's a given. As a heterosexual man, I tend to not find most men attractive.

l was saying that magically if they transform into woman, they wouldnt date you at all

 

[NeetSupremacist]

I had this Asian foid one time asking me while I was wagecucking: " So NeetSupremacist, do you have a girlfriend?" I responded: "No I don't have at the time." She replied: "Huh, why not?" I said: "I'm not interested right now." She looked at me like I was a freak. She and her husband worked at the same place, her husband was a tyrone 2m long. jfl

 

[owly]

the correct shit test answer is :
because my dick is too big.

answering as an incel or MGTOW would result in shaming and blue pilling, or ragefuel PDA in front of you

 

[shibo]

Tell them ur gay

 

[Angry_runt]

Nobody is asking me that. If people are asking you that all the time, you're a fakecel and should just get a gf.

 

[FemaleInventionsLOL]

I've been asked if I have one, but not why I don't.

I'm pretty sure it's based on people being curious to know if someone who looks like me could ever get one.

 

[Dropbox]

the correct shit test answer is :
because my dick is too big.

answering as an incel or MGTOW would result in shaming and blue pilling, or ragefuel PDA in front of you

I like this answer.

Nobody is asking me that. If people are asking you that all the time, you're a fakecel and should just get a gf.

A fakecel? Not in the least. As cope I like to tell myself I've surfed the five stages of grief over the years and have moved on with my life.

 

[Mavenes]

My parents know that I do not have a girlfriend because I'm ugly.

I have no friend, so nobody ask me.

 

[BrettyBoy]

‘Because most girls are into fake ass mainstream normies’.

 

[Michael15651]

Just today a blind old lady asked me that question

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Simple . I don’t go outside, so nobody asks

My mom stopped even mentioning a girlfriend about 5 years ago . I’m bald . It’s unspoken but obvious that I’m not a part of the sexual market

 

[Deleted member 6214]

nobody asks me.
I have no friends

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

I had this Asian foid one time asking me while I was wagecucking: " So NeetSupremacist, do you have a girlfriend?" I responded: "No I don't have at the time." She replied: "Huh, why not?" I said: "I'm not interested right now." She looked at me like I was a freak. She and her husband worked at the same place, her husband was a tyrone 2m long. jfl

2m long fml

 

[FuckShitPiss]

Best answer? "You already know why".

 

[Bakura806]

just tell them go fuck off

 

[Insomniac]

I don’t deal with people.