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How do you apologise to god

curryboy420

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I feel like this all happens to us because we left god and if we were religious like everyone says to me then god would sort the problems for us. But I hated religion and I hated the mosque and all the guys there and I hate the praying 5 times and all that shit. But at this point it's the only solution I can think of because there's too many factors out of my control that I need an external power to put in my interests. My dad never helped me he always just told me to pray then god will give me my money and success. Is he right, and how do I apologise to god after being a bad person for 20 years and how do I become a good person because I don't like to pray or be sober all the time or stuff like that. Do I have to pray every prayer and do I have to catch up on all the old ones I didn't pray. And that would take a long time many years.
 
I feel like this all happens to us because we left god and if we were religious like everyone says to me then god would sort the problems for us. But I hated religion and I hated the mosque and all the guys there and I hate the praying 5 times and all that shit. But at this point it's the only solution I can think of because there's too many factors out of my control that I need an external power to put in my interests. My dad never helped me he always just told me to pray then god will give me my money and success. Is he right, and how do I apologise to god after being a bad person for 20 years and how do I become a good person because I don't like to pray or be sober all the time or stuff like that. Do I have to pray every prayer and do I have to catch up on all the old ones I didn't pray. And that would take a long time many years.
Offer him $5
 
Are you paki?

Also it is never too late. Islamcoping is a very good cope, praying five times a day will help your mental health. Start with friday prayer at least.
 
Are you paki?

Also it is never too late. Islamcoping is a very good cope, praying five times a day will help your mental health. Start with friday prayer at least.
I'm Indian and I hate praying man why do we have to pray 5 times but other people get success without praying
 
I'm Indian and I hate praying man why do we have to pray 5 times but other people get success without praying
It is about success in the afterlife. Don't go into religion expecting to get anything in this one. Islam is a good cope simply because I can believe that sexhavers will go to hell and I will get 72 virgins in the afterlife.
 
Are you paki?

Also it is never too late. Islamcoping is a very good cope, praying five times a day will help your mental health. Start with friday prayer at least.
cubeniggery is retarded
 
According to my research, god really likes bombvests... 72 Virginia's isn't that bad of a trade off.
 
Give it to your imam

And you have to pray 50 times a day
Fuck that that's old school rules it said Allah asked the old Muslims to pray 50 times a day but they couldn't keep up so the prophet at the time asked to lower it to 5 but even that is a lot to me because I am lazy

I didn't pray for decades now
 
Fuck that that's old school rules it said Allah asked the old Muslims to pray 50 times a day but they couldn't keep up so the prophet at the time asked to lower it to 5 but even that is a lot to me because I am lazy

I didn't pray for decades now
If it was kept at 50 times a day, Islam would have died very quickly
 
I'm not a jew nor do I worship a wall
 
I will get 72 virgins in the afterlife
So being a polyamorous sex degenerate on earth is bad and sinful but a-okay once you die and go to heaven? What kind of retarded cope is this? :feelstastyman:

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So being a polyamorous sex degenerate on earth is bad and sinful but a-okay once you die and go to heaven? What kind of retarded cope is this? :feelstastyman:

Copium-Meme-Pepe.jpg
Lol consistency is for infidels.
 
Start with going jummah. Your namaz ain’t rewarded up to 40 days after using weed but it is what it is. And don’t give money to the mosque 90% of the time they’ll use zakat money for their mortgage or mansion in Pakistan, if you wanna give charity buy a nitty food
 
God isn't real
 
I feel like this all happens to us because we left god and if we were religious like everyone says to me then god would sort the problems for us. But I hated religion and I hated the mosque and all the guys there and I hate the praying 5 times and all that shit. But at this point it's the only solution I can think of because there's too many factors out of my control that I need an external power to put in my interests. My dad never helped me he always just told me to pray then god will give me my money and success. Is he right, and how do I apologise to god after being a bad person for 20 years and how do I become a good person because I don't like to pray or be sober all the time or stuff like that. Do I have to pray every prayer and do I have to catch up on all the old ones I didn't pray. And that would take a long time many years.
why would god need some ants like humans to worship him? Isnt he the almighty? He created every galaxy every planet? Just believing in him should be enough. You really think a god that powerfull is gonna punish you for not praying 5 times a day? And what if its not your god that is the real one so you are praying for nothing to the wrong god?
 
why would god need some ants like humans to worship him? Isnt he the almighty? He created every galaxy every planet? Just believing in him should be enough. You really think a god that powerfull is gonna punish you for not praying 5 times a day? And what if its not your god that is the real one so you are praying for nothing to the wrong god?
I think it like when you feed a stray cat and he comes back to say thank you and rub your legs with his face to say thanks then you think this kitty is very good and I'll feed him more. Maybe like that. He doesn't need us to pray to him but he wants us to remember him then he would remember us in the blessings or something. I don't know. I m not religious or successful.
 
Why does it matter? My family is heavily christian yet I do not follow this preposterous belief. I can understand the need, have you relied on him for your entire life? If so, are their any churches in your area? There is only one unforgivable sin.
 
I think it like when you feed a stray cat and he comes back to say thank you and rub your legs with his face to say thanks then you think this kitty is very good and I'll feed him more. Maybe like that. He doesn't need us to pray to him but he wants us to remember him then he would remember us in the blessings or something. I don't know. I m not religious or successful.
Then like i said you dont have to pray 5 times a day. Just believe in him and his plan
 
Then like i said you dont have to pray 5 times a day. Just believe in him and his plan
Then how will he know I'm thankful unless I say it to him enough for him to hear me over all the other shit he has to listen to.

And he might be very powerful and he might even be the creator of the universe but maybe there is a reason he needs us to pray. I don't know. I never went up there to see yet.
 
Then how will he know I'm thankful unless I say it to him enough for him to hear me over all the other shit he has to listen to.

And he might be very powerful and he might even be the creator of the universe but maybe there is a reason he needs us to pray. I don't know. I never went up there to see yet.
Brother if he is almighty he knows you and what you think and if you truely believe, he knows it all
 
I feel like this all happens to us because we left god and if we were religious like everyone says to me then god would sort the problems for us. But I hated religion and I hated the mosque and all the guys there and I hate the praying 5 times and all that shit. But at this point it's the only solution I can think of because there's too many factors out of my control that I need an external power to put in my interests. My dad never helped me he always just told me to pray then god will give me my money and success. Is he right, and how do I apologise to god after being a bad person for 20 years and how do I become a good person because I don't like to pray or be sober all the time or stuff like that. Do I have to pray every prayer and do I have to catch up on all the old ones I didn't pray. And that would take a long time many years.
Post in the religion subIQcategory when u wana discuss this garbage
 
I feel like this all happens to us because we left god and if we were religious like everyone says to me then god would sort the problems for us. But I hated religion and I hated the mosque and all the guys there and I hate the praying 5 times and all that shit. But at this point it's the only solution I can think of because there's too many factors out of my control that I need an external power to put in my interests. My dad never helped me he always just told me to pray then god will give me my money and success. Is he right, and how do I apologise to god after being a bad person for 20 years and how do I become a good person because I don't like to pray or be sober all the time or stuff like that. Do I have to pray every prayer and do I have to catch up on all the old ones I didn't pray. And that would take a long time many years.
First, you can accept that god is omnipotent and thus has chosen you to be whatever you are, or you can deny God and be an atheist.

Second, you can revolt against god (like Lucifer did) and go to hell, or you can thank god for your life, and then make the best you can out of the life you have, and go to heaven.

God isn't the Santa Claus from TV ads, nor the tooth fairy who will give you goodies for good behavior.

God is the one who've set the path towards heaven, it's up to you to follow it or not. Even if you were rich and good looking you'd still be faced with the problem of doing good or evil, and making the best of the live you've got.

God knows you're weak and that you will fail to resist sin sometimes. The issue is that you can always do better or do worse. Chose wisely.
 
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I feel like this all happens to us because we left god and if we were religious like everyone says to me then god would sort the problems for us. But I hated religion and I hated the mosque and all the guys there and I hate the praying 5 times and all that shit. But at this point it's the only solution I can think of because there's too many factors out of my control that I need an external power to put in my interests. My dad never helped me he always just told me to pray then god will give me my money and success. Is he right, and how do I apologise to god after being a bad person for 20 years and how do I become a good person because I don't like to pray or be sober all the time or stuff like that. Do I have to pray every prayer and do I have to catch up on all the old ones I didn't pray. And that would take a long time many years.
nah, if god exists he should apologise for creating you like this
 
Commit jihad against the infidels
 
@curryboy420 How do i apologize to @Master for Being such a naughty Boy ?

The Thread.

You are a Cuck

Fuck you and your Sadist Architect.

I'd Shove his Ass to URANUS once im full Spirit
 
I'm not a jew nor do I worship a wall
I fart Therefore I AM

Too bad
!! I cant fart this Earth to Oblivion just in Time!! Leave that to Indians and Their 6 Gorillian Street Shittin Gods
 
You sound like you're spazzing out to yourself since it hasn't got much to do with what I said
Calling (you) and your God a FAGGOT is spazzing Out ?? Mhmm 'Kay

Season 3 Nbc GIF by The Office
 

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