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How do i shapeshift into a bird?

Be a druid in World of Warcraft.
 
just believe it, spread your wings and fly off into the sunset
 
Reincarnate into one
 
your cats will eat you
 
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that is how birds can land on powerlines without blowing up or getting electrocuted they are charging
 
Being a bald eagle must be the ultimate form of freedom
 
I love birds and their singing is lifefuel to me:feelsautistic:
 
Waste of shapeshifting, I'd shapeshift into the chad version of myself. When I want to steal things, I'll shapeshift into Tyrone or maybe a raccoon that way I'll never be caught. I'd shapeshift into a stacy and touch myself while looking in the mirror. I'd win every costume contest. I'd be the hide and seek world champion. I'd be the worlds most flexible man.
 
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well, you walk up to a bird (or contact them online on bird site), then say 'hi you are a bird that's cool how do I'

the bird will then make you sacrifice six million jews to the bird gods. then you can become a bird + catch mew

this is how hitler and I became birds
 

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