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My life is approaching its end. How do I lose my virginity before I die? Give me a specific answer that I can take action right now.
 
Having sex for degenerate pleasure wont satisfy you,but if you want to lose your v card i suggest escortmaxxing.
People end up here because they never experienced love and belonging. :cryfeels:
 
Having sex for degenerate pleasure wont satisfy you,but if you want to lose your v card i suggest escortmaxxing.
People end up here because they never experienced love and belonging. :cryfeels:
Escortmaxx is too general. I dont know how to find them
 
Having sex for degenerate pleasure wont satisfy you
Cope tbh. Part of the struggle of inceldom is the feeling of being undesired sexually. If I could get a hookup with some foid my self esteem would be way higher
 
Escortmaxx is too general. I dont know how to find them
Depends where you live. If its legal, browse escort websites. If its illegal look up on personal adds dating websites, most of them are prostitutes. If you have a car, they usually hang out on intersection highways. It sucks that you need to be certain level NT to even find a prostitute.
 
Escorts or overseas traveling that provides sexual services. There are little to no other options
 
Find a list of massage places on yelp. Look for a frontage sign using yelp pics or google maps that just says "massage" or is in large letters. Copy and paste their phone number and add the keyword "Asian" in google. Turn off safe search. If they have an ad and it looks like they are servicing prostitutes you can get sex there. Even more so if the yelp reviews are all guys with neck and back aches and not women. If they advertise heavily in Spanish it's also another sign. Dont login to yelp or google stay incognito mode

If you want to pay more for someone pretty and best chance for a good attitude go to review websites like TheEroticReview TER.

My first time with a prostitute I kept losing my boner. If you look for one that just does blowjobs and is pretty you'll probably get your money's worth because even if it isn't hard they can still play with it and lick the head and balls. Getting fondled is just as fun as sex if you've never had an encounter. You can move up to paying for Vaginal sex from there. Wear a condom always.

Check your insurance website to see how to get a proper std check. Get checked 1 week out, 1 month. Then 3 months.

Or if you want to get just 1 check, just do 3 months out and you'll find out if you have anything.

I've done it but I don't recommend you kiss prostitutes lol. Just don't. Also brush your teeth hours before if you do. Don't brush and floss right before since it may cause micro cuts in your gums. Gargle (following directions usually 1 min per instructions) right after ( sometimes have some in my car or right when I get home). Wait a few hours again before brushing and gargle again before brushing. Don't want open cuts.

My decontamination protocol:

I spray 70.% alcohol on my crotch and body and butt where they kissed me or I touched the bed when I get home. I spray the back of my head since it touched the pillow/bed. Make sure it stays moist on skin for 30s-2min to denature anything on the skin. Then I take a mild temp soapy shower. I soap up full body once then rinse. I then soap up a second time working different body parts thoroughly. I use cheap liquid soap so I'm not just pushing annything around with a bar soap.

Hopefully she was hot.
Where the hell do i find a hooker?
Hookers are gross and are a waste of money long term since you might get addicted. I had a lot of disposable income during pandemic so this is how I wasted it. I don't have anymore disposable income but I miss it. I'd rather not have had sex with a hooker tbh. They don't like you, you are just using their body and many just act like you only get their body. I'm sure normies and Chad are treated much better and they smile and make direct eye contact or whatever instead of staring blankly in the general direction of your eyes to mimic a little of what they give to someone they enjoy

many of them will try make you feel guilty saying "it hurt" or "too big" and "finish faster" but it doesn't hurt I have a small one. The older ones weed out the guilty people to finish faster. Some will move to star fishing where they limp their body and don't react at all. For me I just get my moneys worth and keep pumping and looking into her eyes.
if you can't handle the way they act they'll sniff it out and do that to you just fyi. I've gone back to these same girls and they treat me a bit better when they find out I'm local and a repeat customer and I get my whole time worth without them playing the same game
 
Where the hell do i find a hooker?
websites, massage adds, brothles.. depending on where you live. in almost every country you can just ask a taxi driver to drive you to escorts for a few extra tip.. or check in to any more expensive hotel and ask the reception guy… if you are in europe its easy enough to google name of the city + escorts.
 
websites, massage adds, brothles.. depending on where you live. in almost every country you can just ask a taxi driver to drive you to escorts for a few extra tip.. or check in to any more expensive hotel and ask the reception guy… if you are in europe its easy enough to google name of the city + escorts.
also you have cheap whores at night near popular truck driver stops
 

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