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I'm sick of living like shit tbh i want to end it all but in my country is hard to get a gun. I thought about dying by a train but i'm afraid i will survive and end up disabled, anyone know how to maximize ur chances of dying by a train? Or what's the best way of suicide outside of a bullet in ur head?.
I searched on google but i only found bluepilled advice tbh
 
Just earthquakemaxx bro. I'm earthquakemaxxing.
 
DON’T KILL YOURSELF BR0! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! :soy:
 
suffocation
bleeding out
pills
drowning
gassing out in a car
 
The allmighty rope
 
I've been looking for safe methods for years, but there are no safe methods. There's always a risk that you'll fail to kill yourself. You might end up with severe damages that would force you to spend the rest of your life in a vegetative state. The only safe way is a gun. A shot straight to the head would do the trick.
 
Just breakfastmaxx bro
Zucaritas
 
I honestly don't know
 
Slitting an artery or hanging ars the best options imo.
 
Jumping from at least 10 stories high onto concrete. The harder the surface the better, because it ensures that the impact will knock you out/kill you instantly. Definitely want to avoid landing feet first as it is more likely you will remain conscious for the few minutes before you die and that will be much more painful.

It takes a lot of balls to go through with it though. If you want a tip from me, if it's cold outside on the day you make your attempt, make sure you dress warmly, if you don't it will make it harder for you to stay outside for a long period until you work up the courage.

99% chance that you won't go through with it though, generally speaking most suicides are done by people who either didn't take the time to think things through, or they were drunk/high at the time. It's extremely hard for a rational person who is able to visualize what dying will feel like to go through with that.
 
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I'm sick of living like shit tbh i want to end it all but in my country is hard to get a gun. I thought about dying by a train but i'm afraid i will survive and end up disabled, anyone know how to maximize ur chances of dying by a train? Or what's the best way of suicide outside of a bullet in ur head?.
I searched on google but i only found bluepilled advice tbh
Stab yourself in the jugular artery. You will die very quickly.
 
Death by Shmu Shmu.
 
Just get old and die in a pile of your own shit in an old age home!
 
I'm sick of living like shit tbh i want to end it all but in my country is hard to get a gun. I thought about dying by a train but i'm afraid i will survive and end up disabled, anyone know how to maximize ur chances of dying by a train? Or what's the best way of suicide outside of a bullet in ur head?.
I searched on google but i only found bluepilled advice tbh
religiousmaxx bro.if there is god you win out and get eternal heaven.if there is no god then you lose out almost nothing since you will spend eternity in nothingness.but if you go against god you spend eternity in despair and suffering.
 
Just go to local ghetto hood, and assault a black thug. He'll probably shoot you. You can use a fake gun to.
 
Buy a super soaker and fill it with burning oil to spray at normies
 
Paint your face black and carry a toy gun into a police station.
 
Just earthquakemaxx bro. I'm earthquakemaxxing.
Balkans?
I'm sick of living like shit tbh i want to end it all but in my country is hard to get a gun. I thought about dying by a train but i'm afraid i will survive and end up disabled, anyone know how to maximize ur chances of dying by a train? Or what's the best way of suicide outside of a bullet in ur head?.
I searched on google but i only found bluepilled advice tbh
if you have any parents or anyone with medication just swallow all their pills
 
I'm not planning to rope but if I did I wouldn't want anyone to find my body. I would make damn fucking sure nobody found me. I'd want to just completely disappear with no trace, Jimmy Hoffa style. That would take some extra effort.

The best way I can come up with is to buy a dingy, and, get a cement block. Go to some body of water in the middle of the night and paddle way out, chain or tie the block to your body and go overboard. You'd have to somehow leave no trace of you buying the dingy, bringing a cement block, or what body of water you went to, and not leave your car nearby so that nobody could put 2 and 2 together and figure out what happened.
 
I've always imagined drowning would be the way to go, only thing is your instincts might kick in and you'd end up swimming back to the surface. Overdose it is I guess. Best to use hallucinogens so then you don't come to your senses and try to reverse it. Snort like a pound of cocaine.
 
Don't recommend suicide, but jumping from a high building is very reliable though not 100%
 
Do mahasamadhi.
 
Live a life of misery then?

A non-zero probability of some kind of potential happiness, even if a fleeting moment, in the future vs a zero probability one is a no-brainer.

Suicide is nonsensical in all but a handful of extreme cases, some of which are contrived and hypothetical. I've nearly roped myself in the past (didn't pull the trigger, literally), but I came to my senses.
 
A non-zero probability of some kind of potential happiness, even if a fleeting moment, in the future vs a zero probability one is a no-brainer.

Suicide is nonsensical in all but a handful of extreme cases, some of which are contrived and hypothetical. I've nearly roped myself in the past (didn't pull the trigger, literally), but I came to my senses.
If you're constantly depressed and a NEET truecel there is no possible future. All you will get are anti depressant pills and goverment bucks which could get taken away at any day.
 
Jump off a building or a cliff
 
Damn sorry you dont have a gun. If you were here with me id let you use my gun to kill yourself :feelsbadman:
 
I'm sick of living like shit tbh i want to end it all but in my country is hard to get a gun. I thought about dying by a train but i'm afraid i will survive and end up disabled, anyone know how to maximize ur chances of dying by a train? Or what's the best way of suicide outside of a bullet in ur head?.
I searched on google but i only found bluepilled advice tbh

Don't do it you'd regret it big time... Eternal Hell or multiple lifetimes of bad karma to pay...
 
-“Night night” method
-Rope
-Stab yourself in the head with a big knife
Don’t do any of that though.
 
religiousmaxx bro.if there is god you win out and get eternal heaven.if there is no god then you lose out almost nothing since you will spend eternity in nothingness.but if you go against god you spend eternity in despair and suffering.
fuck u cuck
Don't do it you'd regret it big time... Eternal Hell or multiple lifetimes of bad karma to pay...
fuck u too cunt
Jumping from at least 10 stories high onto concrete. The harder the surface the better, because it ensures that the impact will knock you out/kill you instantly. Definitely want to avoid landing feet first as it is more likely you will remain conscious for the few minutes before you die and that will be much more painful.

It takes a lot of balls to go through with it though. If you want a tip from me, if it's cold outside on the day you make your attempt, make sure you dress warmly, if you don't it will make it harder for you to stay outside for a long period until you work up the courage.

99% chance that you won't go through with it though, generally speaking most suicides are done by people who either didn't take the time to think things through, or they were drunk/high at the time. It's extremely hard for a rational person who is able to visualize what dying will feel like to go through with that.
ty for the advice bro
 
There are gun ranges in EU you know.
 
I'm too much of a bitch to actually kill myself. When the time comes I plan on killing myself via suicide by cop and letting some random fucker have nightmares that he killed an incel.

LOL who am I kidding. He'll probably kill me then get awarded some medal of honor and get a promotion for shooting me dead. The narrative willl probably be they found my account on here and theorized I was going to be the next ER so they just had to shut me down for the good of society. Yea. That's a lot more likely. Either way I'll be dead so I guess it wouldn't matter by that point.
 
I’d hang myself. Make sure to pinch the carotid arteries so that way you deplete your brain of oxygenated blood and you’ll pass out and die pretty fast
 
didn't take u for a cuck tbh

Iam not. Iam assuming youre not 100 % sure of doing it (otherwise you'd have done it already).

Whats more cucked? killing yourself because youre not attractive to entitled whores or realizing that you can enjoy a lot of copes during your time alive?
 
Iam not. Iam assuming youre not 100 % sure of doing it (otherwise you'd have done it already).

Whats more cucked? killing yourself because youre not attractive to entitled whores or realizing that you can enjoy a lot of copes during your time alive?
Yea, i'm not 100% sure but i'm researching about the best ways to sucide so when i'm sure of killing myself i do it.

And i don't want to kill myself only because of whores, i sleep but i wake up tired since years, i can't work or study because i can't pay attention and i get tired quickly. My cope is to play games, mostly Overwatch but i can't even do that anymore, i'm deranking all the time because i don't even know what i'm doing i can't pay attention to shit.
I did a sleep study but i was too nervous and i couldn't sleep jfl, now i'll try to do another one if this doesn't work again i'm pretty sure i will be killing myself
 
Yea, i'm not 100% sure but i'm researching about the best ways to sucide so when i'm sure of killing myself i do it.

And i don't want to kill myself only because of whores, i sleep but i wake up tired since years, i can't work or study because i can't pay attention and i get tired quickly. My cope is to play games, mostly Overwatch but i can't even do that anymore, i'm deranking all the time because i don't even know what i'm doing i can't pay attention to shit.
I did a sleep study but i was too nervous and i couldn't sleep jfl, now i'll try to do another one if this doesn't work again i'm pretty sure i will be killing myself

Lack of sleep legit makes you suicidal.
 
I'm sick of living like shit tbh i want to end it all but in my country is hard to get a gun. I thought about dying by a train but i'm afraid i will survive and end up disabled, anyone know how to maximize ur chances of dying by a train? Or what's the best way of suicide outside of a bullet in ur head?.
I searched on google but i only found bluepilled advice tbh
Walk into the wilderness. If you live near a desert, the heat and radation will kill you. Otherwise you might want to bring a knife and perhaps some poison. Work with where you live. Some regret attempting suicide but some also regret not killing themselves sooner. You have my condolences.
 

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