Serious How do I get on American Retard pay so I can never work forever?

[Gogetacel]

I wanna get on this shit, do I just need to say "I wanna kill myself and others over and over and get admitted to a mental insittution? Or do I have to do more? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

First, depends on the country you're in. If you're in Eastern Europe or some 3rd world shithole, sorry you're fucked.

If you're in the US, get diagnosed with something that qualifies you for bux. Autism, schizophrenia, some chronic condition. The thing is you can't fake it. You need to be legit broken. Psychs are not stupid, and they're trained to catch fakes.

Yes, if you declare yourself as suicidal, you will be admitted to a mental hospital and this will help you get a diagnosis and especially with future neetbux. But if you don't qualify as mentally fucked, this can ruin you financially.

 

[Gogetacel]

First, depends on the country you're in. If you're in Eastern Europe or some 3rd world shithole, sorry you're fucked.

If you're in the US, get diagnosed with something that qualifies you for bux. Autism, schizophrenia, some chronic condition. The thing is you can't fake it. You need to be legit broken. Psychs are not stupid, and they're trained to catch fakes.

Yes, if you declare yourself as suicidal, you will be admitted to a mental hospital and this will help you get a diagnosis and especially with future neetbux. But if you don't qualify as mentally fucked, this can ruin you financially.

So I gotta say I'm suicidal, then fake it VERY WELL till i make it. I have a plan already. Im just gonna attempt (but fail on purpose) suicide. And then pretend to be crazy after that.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

If you're in Eastern Europe or some 3rd world shithole, sorry you're fucked.

And I am

Life would be so much more bearable if I had a small amount of guaranteed money.

Wageslaving as an incel is fucking terrible

 

[Gogetacel]

And I am

Life would be so much more bearable if I had a small amount of guaranteed money.

Wageslaving as an incel is fucking terrible

Im sorry if this is offtopic, but what is the "D" In KHHDV? I know the other 4, but whats "D"?

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Im sorry if this is offtopic, but what is the "D" In KHHDV? I know the other 4, but whats "D"?

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Im sorry if this is offtopic, but what is the "D" In KHHDV? I know the other 4, but whats "D"?

There was a poll some time ago and some ''incels'' voted that they have gone on dates. So now being dateless is yet anothet truecel trait.

I am 30.

 

[TOP_5_KANGA]

There was a poll some time ago and some ''incels'' voted that they have gone on dates. So now being dateless is yet anothet truecel trait.

I am 30.

Of course incels can date, whether it ends in disaster because of this is a different topic. (Something to which he will always be predestined)

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Of course incels can date, whether it ends in disaster because of this is a different topic. (Something to which he will always be predestined)

Yes, but if a woman likes you enough that she is willing to go on a date with you, then you're not a truecel incel. This forum should for ugly subhuman truecels, not for low tier normies.

Low tier normies have plenty of other spaces to go to.

 

[TOP_5_KANGA]

Jump off some stairs, try to do as much head damage as possible.

 

[Wolnir]

Yes, but if a woman likes you enough that she is willing to go on a date with you, then you're not a truecel incel. This forum should for ugly subhuman truecels, not for low tier normies.

Low tier normies have plenty of other spaces to go to.

Fakecel trait if an incel has gone on a date tbh