How do I get a prostitute in America and not get arrested?

[Currymanlet]

Title. I want to have sex so bad before I rope.

 

[KingOfRome]

An Asian massage parlor will probably be your best bet. The dedicated escort websites are crawling with stings and scammers, and the few who are legit escorts overcharge for crappy service due to the very low supply and high demand for sex work.

Here are some telltale signs of a sting or scam:

• The escort lists more than one location at a time
• There are fewer than five images of the escort
• The images are or seem to be of different people
• Explicit language in the ad or over the phone
• The escort is extremely attractive and young yet surprisingly cheap
• Outcall only

 

[Speed]

Save and go to Las Vegas. There's so many whores there the threat of a setup is non-existent. Their police would never get shit done if they went after all the John's and whores there.

 

[Dionysus]

do it like a man

 

[needsolution]

do it like a man