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How do I find a young, hot, slim, tall, virgin Stacy who will be loyal to me and see me as a gigachad?

Any solid tips and advice will be appreciated.
 
Easy, by being Chad.
 
Just be a Chad
 
GHB in her drink in a club
 
Do you have forward grown mandible, that's first requirement
 
just become Chad brah
 
just keep reincarnating until ur chad bro
 
Not sure if this is a joke...

You can "find" them everywhere.

Getting one to like you is a different story. One that I've never heard before.

Just be a gigachad br0!
 
Just ask obviously impossible questions bro.
 
NoFap + mewing
 
It’s easy br0

Just be 6’3, have a big frame, and have a 8/10 face. It’s that simple br0
 
just be born right theory
 
It’s easy br0

Just be 6’3, have a big frame, and have a 8/10 face. It’s that simple br0


After conducting thorough research, I have come to the conclusion this will be impossible for me.

Is there no other alternative?
 
Asking incels where to find a girl
 
Lucid dream or tulpa

I should start tulpamaxxing tbh
 
After conducting thorough research, I have come to the conclusion this will be impossible for me.

Is there no other alternative?
Be yourself, bro, it always works.
 
How do I find a young, hot, slim, tall, virgin Stacy who will be loyal to me and see me as a gigachad?

Any solid tips and advice will be appreciated.
You should take a shower for low effort.
 
Just download tinder brah
 
haha just put yourself out there bro be yourself
 
How about you first try getting your looksmatch you fakecel?
Haruhi1
 
You can have all the Stacys if you have this

giphy.gif
 
maybe stop being an ugly incel would help but ive never tried tbh
 
Put yourself in their shoes. What's the daily routine for an average foid?
 
Put yourself in their shoes. What's the daily routine for an average foid?

Wake up next to Chad. Suck his cock. Put on tons of fake up. Take 2 billion jewstagram selfies and post them. Suck chad cock again. Take 2 billion more selfies. Suck chad cock and ride it until 2 in the morning. Sleep, repeat?
 
Be attractive
 
Wake up next to Chad. Suck his cock. Put on tons of fake up. Take 2 billion jewstagram selfies and post them. Suck chad cock again. Take 2 billion more selfies. Suck chad cock and ride it until 2 in the morning. Sleep, repeat?
I thought you were going to stalk one.
 
Wake up next to Chad. Suck his cock. Put on tons of fake up. Take 2 billion jewstagram selfies and post them. Suck chad cock again. Take 2 billion more selfies. Suck chad cock and ride it until 2 in the morning. Sleep, repeat?
Beautiful describtion of not so beautiful reality (for us at least)
 
Beautiful describtion of not so beautiful reality (for us at least)


Don't I deserve the Nobel for Literature for such an eloquent and beautiful prose description?
 
this is exactly what I want, except that I dont want a tall one
 
Don't I deserve the Nobel for Literature for such an eloquent and beautiful prose description?
I wasn't ironic in my post.
Not nobel, but you should be recognized and rewarded somehow
 
Wear a bunny costume
@RegisterUserName
 
I don't know if you're looking for a "just shower, bro" or if you're serious.

If you ever figure it out, tell me how I should retire at 25 with $20 billion. I have a little over six years left to increase my net worth by a few orders of magnitude, since you're the expert on impossible questions.

On a side note, it's interesting that you prefer tall girls. I do as well. It's just that a lot of other peeps I've met here are into shorter foids.
 
I don't know if you're looking for a "just shower, bro" or if you're serious.

If you ever figure it out, tell me how I should retire at 25 with $20 billion. I have a little over six years left to increase my net worth by a few orders of magnitude, since you're the expert on impossible questions.

On a side note, it's interesting that you prefer tall girls. I do as well. It's just that a lot of other peeps I've met here are into shorter foids.

I'm a manlet, so I need that tall foid.

Also foids with long legs just aesthetically look much better than hobbit foids with short stubby legs.
 
I'm a manlet, so I need that tall foid.

Also foids with long legs just aesthetically look much better than hobbit foids with short stubby legs.

Jfl. Oh it's so over.

Drop the virgin requirement. Even then, the only way you're dating an athletic blonde, blue-eyed chick who's a head taller than you is if she's a Russian whore and you're a Saudi prince.

انتهى.
 
Jfl. Oh it's so over.

Drop the virgin requirement. Even then, the only way you're dating an athletic blonde, blue-eyed chick who's a head taller than you is if she's a Russian whore and you're a Saudi prince.

انتهى.

what about an ugly manlet ricecel like me?

making me depressed. :(
 
By being a decent human being.
 

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