How do I earn money to move out as a teen?

[First loss]

Getting a job is not an option because my parents dissaprove. Me and my cousin have a plan to move out and live together and if I make that happen i am never contacting them again.

If I had paypal or anything I could easily scam people online as I have a semi famous tarot facebook webpage and people are willing to pay.

I thought about pickpocketing as I have fast hand and learned one technique that consists of taking something from a victims back pocket, and it's fairly easy, but there's a lot of room for a mistake and I don't want to fuck my life up.

Any advice?

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Sell drugs

 

[First loss]

Sell drugs

Might try. I'm not exactly known in those circles but I known like three different teen suppliers and I can get them for free. Hiding them is the problem.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Might try. I'm not exactly known in those circles but I known like three different teen suppliers and I can get them for free. Hiding them is the problem.

How is hiding it a problem? Do you parents go through your stuff?

 

[ihaveno1]

If I had paypal or anything I could easily scam people online as I have a semi famous tarot facebook webpage and people are willing to pay.

why cant you make a paypal then

 

[acnescarcel]

outside of getting a job there’s no possible way to earn enough unless rent is extremely cheap like 200-300 dollars in that case donate blood plasma/dumpster dive for recyclables or panhandle

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

well fastest is sucking dicks

 

[Nothingness]

Might try. I'm not exactly known in those circles but I known like three different teen suppliers and I can get them for free. Hiding them is the problem.

Dont do that. You are teen and you dont font want to be prisoner's whore in russian prison right?
My advice is patience. At first work legaly, do freelance as i do If it doesnt work then
try other options.

 

[Deleted member 6018]

Pretend to be a foid online and sell your piss

 

[Dionysus]

Getting a job is not an option because my parents dissaprove

why?

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Sex traffic tbh

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Getting a job is not an option because my parents dissaprove.

So? Get one anyways.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

I guess drug dealer

 

[Guest2]

I guess er

 

[Deleted member 19079]

Catfishing

 

[First loss]

How is hiding it a problem? Do you parents go through your stuff?

I go out of my way majorly to hide cigs and if they found drugs they would kick me out.

why cant you make a paypal then

I think my parents have to sign or something because im a minor.

why?

Because they are idiots.

Catfishing

Will do once I get my paypal.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

and if they found drugs they would kick me out.

So much for unconditional love.

 

[Indari]

why do your parents disapprove

 

[LastGerman]

Pretend to be a foid online and sell your piss

Indeed, only possible if you are a female.

 

[First loss]

So much for unconditional love.

Nothing is unconditional. If I want to stay in the home after I turn 18, I'll have to pay rent in the form of the half of my salary.

why do your parents disapprove

Because I'm working at home and they give me next to nothing like 5 usd in your currency occasionaly.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

Pretend to be a foid online and sell your piss

or bath water

 

[Deleted member 677]

outside of getting a job there’s no possible way to earn enough unless rent is extremely cheap like 200-300 dollars in that case donate blood plasma/dumpster dive for recyclables or panhandle

 

[Cuyen]

Pretend to be a foid online and sell your piss

 

[Deleted member 10150]

part-time job and dumpsterdiving and stop buying useless things

 

[mcfroggy]

Don't do any illegal stuff. Selling plasma, get a babysitting job, are all good.

 

[First loss]

outside of getting a job there’s no possible way to earn enough unless rent is extremely cheap like 200-300 dollars in that case donate blood plasma/dumpster dive for recyclables or panhandle

I know some people that are renting 5 room houses for like 110 dollars when converted into $.

If you have a high IQ and know some parkour you can do burglary unironically.

I can do pickpocketing, but not burglary tbh it's a small town I am in.

Don't do any illegal stuff. Selling plasma, get a babysitting job, are all good.

I think there are no such things where I live, and no one trusts a 16 y.o male babysitter.

 

[Deleted member 10150]

who will trust incel to babysitt his kid

 

[First loss]

who will trust incel to babysitt his kid

I'm good with children which is ironic because I hate them, but most people prefer a female babysitter tbh I have never met a male one.

 

[Norky]

If you have at least $5000, start a brokerage account and trade options. You can make great steady income on premiums. Depends on how risk averse you are.