JFL How Dating Apps Turned Me Into a Superhero

[PillarofReality]

I gotta tell you guys, after years of using dating apps, I've finally discovered my superpower. No, it's not invisibility, though you'd think so from the lack of responses. And, no, it's not mind-reading, because I still can't figure out what the hell 'not looking for anything serious, but also not looking for hookups' means in a bio.

Nope, my superpower, my friends, is time-travel. You heard me right. Every time I open a dating app, I'm instantly transported back to high school - a nerdy, acne-ridden teenager desperately trying to understand women. So, I guess I should thank these apps for keeping me young, huh?

In all seriousness, though, this superpower kinda sucks. Anybody know where I can exchange it?

 

[Celasius]

I’m telling you guys, anything is possible. Don’t ever get up.

 

[MillionBashStream97]

A lot of words for "I don't have a personality", inkwell
Your misogyny sounds waves are too loud.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

All you have to do is end you life and maybe you can spawn in with a new super power. In all seriousness leave dating apps and find copes that will distract you from life

 

[PillarofReality]

I’m telling you guys, anything is possible. Don’t ever get up.

Everything's possible, after 500 showers and 10k cold approaches.

All you have to do is end you life and maybe you can spawn in with a new super power. In all seriousness leave dating apps and find copes that will distract you from life

Haha, the idea of respawning with a new superpower does sound tempting.
As for your suggestion to leave dating apps and find copes, you're spot on. Maybe my next superpower should be the ability to find joy in the little things in life.

 

[GhostedPhantom]

In all seriousness, though, this superpower kinda sucks. Anybody know where I can exchange it?

Spend enough time ingesting blackpills and you'll understand them. Then, you won't be baffled by their dating app profiles, you'll only be disillusioned, disappointed and disgusted.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Haha, the idea of respawning with a new superpower does sound tempting.
As for your suggestion to leave dating apps and find copes, you're spot on. Maybe my next superpower should be the ability to find joy in the little things in life.

Really good idea brocel. I was on reddit and someone was asking people how to cope with being ugly. One of the comments really resonated with me. It said, "If you weren't ugly and got a girlfriend, what would you do with your life and what would you do in your spare time". I was hyper-fixated on females for the past 2-3 years. Other than school and rotting on my computer, I literally don't have any hobbies, I don't have a way to pass time(except vidya and porn but I'm trying to quit). I'm not saying be a bluepilled cuck but really start enjoying life, start enjoying the little things ya know.

I know I sound bluepilled but hyper-fixating on your appearance and all that shit won't make you happy. I know bullying and ostracism do get to me(Most probably you as well) but constantly thinking about that shit is detrimental to physical and mental health.

You're still new on the forum, I would advice you to at least minimize your time on .is this place can really depress you, not because the info her is false but because we shouldn't solely live by the fact that we can't get femgroids. Yeah we missed out on teen love, yeah femgroids have never showed interest in us but life goes on. The blackpill isn't a curse, it's a blessing. It guides us and makes human nature very predictable. Use it to your advantage but don't overdose on it.

Make sure your copes don't solely come from materialistic external factors(i.e vidya, drugs etc). Some of the best copes are the ones you can solely do by yourself, anytime and anywhere(i.e exercise etc)