Serious How come the second I put my lips to the beer bottle I instantly begin to feel happy?

[Brazzierlord]

Is this some Pavlov's dog tier shit? I literally had 1 sip and now I feel good and full of energy. This is incredible.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I NEVER had a beer or Alcohol in my life. Now I'm 56.

 

[UglyHikikomori]

Because you've rejoiced with your cope tbh and you're holding a way to escape reality, even if it's just temporary.

 

[Brazzierlord]

I NEVER had a beer or Alcohol in my life. Now I'm 56.

volcel.

 

[Anonymous MG]

I don't drink alcohol, I like my liver.

 

[Initium]

It’s the same way I feel a half hour after I take an adderall pill

 

[acnescarcel]

i always feel like this tastes nasty as fuk except the angry orchard ones

 

[IronMike]

When I had my glass of moscato at new years with my parents I felt so damn happy.

 

[Michael15651]

Because it's a good way of coping

 

[Cuyen]

I don't drink alcohol, I like my liver.

based and healthypilled

 

[celery]

They call that being "alcoholic". I think it's something to do with anticipation/expectation of reward. Dopamine and shit. After slamming my first beer the day morning after, I feel incredible. But that has more to do with withdrawal management, which is a whole branch of medicine unto itself.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

I NEVER had a beer or Alcohol in my life. Now I'm 56.

WHAT?!?!?!?

 

[Guest2]

I NEVER had a beer or Alcohol in my life. Now I'm 56.

Never any drugs or anything? Wow tbh.

 

[Inceldo]

I NEVER had a beer or Alcohol in my life. Now I'm 56.

Why

 

[Deleted member 5333]

I feel you bro

 

[PPEcel]

I'm not a beer person but I love booze -- mainly cocktails but also wine and scotch. I take one tiny sip of whatever I'm drinking and take a sniff, swishing the liquid around my mouth. Feels like I'm touching hands with God. 15 minutes later I feel that familiar buzz...

 

[Norky]

Do you get pleasure when other phallic shapes are touching your lips? I only drink IPAs

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Now you know how they feel with Chad's cock.

 

[Izayacel]

good idea time to get a beer

 

[UKTroglodyte86]

Because beer is a 'man's' drink and the mere act of sitting alone holding a bottle of piss water makes you feel like an alpha, who genuinely likes the taste of mouldy grains and is not merely a phaggot social drinker. Quite possibly you also like to take selfies of yourself flexing your drinking arm whilst raising the bottle (label facing front) to your mouth, and post said photos to your FB account with the comment 'MMmmmm I love delicious beer man.'

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

It's because the beer enters your bloodstream via your tastebuds and being so close to your brain and pleasure dome (reptilian part of your brain) the alcohol "goes straight to your head".

Also alcohol is a crude form of Diazepam which is a sedative which relieves anxiety and stress.

 

[UKTroglodyte86]

I NEVER had a beer or Alcohol in my life. Now I'm 56.

You're not missing much: a medicinal, acrid taste in your mouth; a 'high' that makes you feel dizzy and tired; along with empty calories and a bloated feeling. Followed the next day by vomiting, diarrhoea, flatulence, and a headache with no recollection of the supposedy great night you had.

 

[Insomniac]

You associate alcohol with pleasure and relief of stress.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Never any drugs or anything? Wow tbh.

No drugs. Never.

 

[Guest2]

No drugs. Never.

Good man tbh. I recommend trying at least once before you go though. I heard they are great.