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Story How Ching lost his virginity

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Bella and Eugene are an average couple living together. Bella is good looking girl with a good body. Eugene is a 5'8 guy with a steady STEM job. They have known each other since high school and were planning to get married. One day while talking about their future Bella starts discussing about body positivity because earlier she saw a post on Instagram which said "It is okay to be fat". Eugene said he didn't mind if she gained weight and he would still love her. So Bella stops exercising and dieting and starts getting fatter and fatter. She starts being a bitch to Eugene but he still loves her nonetheless.

Next Bella makes a Tinder account and instantly gets flooded with messages from hundreds of Chads wanting to hook up with her. She asks Eugene if she can fuck other men and Eugene reluctantly agrees because he had seen a post on Reddit earlier which said "Not allowing your gf to fuck other men = toxic masculinity = abuse". Then Bella makes an Instagram and Twitter account where she becomes a self proclaimed feminist and body positivity activist. There she asks everyone to subscribe to her OnlyFans and Patreon where she sells pics of her chubby butt. In a matter of months she becomes rich and now she only takes pictures of herself clothed as doesn't have to show her body anymore. She doesn't even calls them "kings", she just says "give me my money, you stupid incel fuck, you don't deserve to see my body" and they still pay her.

With the newfound knowledge of how much empowered and precious she is, she breaks off her relationship with Eugene and focuses on her OnlyFans. Few years later, she is in her 30s and wants to settle down and have kids with a Chad but every Chad she meets on Tinder just fucks her and never calls her back. Frustrated Bella finds a desperate STEM job holder on Tinder and hooks up with him without using protection. She has twins (one of which she murders because he was a boy) and forces the father to pay child support.

10 years later, Bella is alone and single. No Chad wants to fuck her now. Her OnlyFans account is all dried up and the only source of income is the money which government gives to single mothers. Men who match with her are neckbeards and fat men just like her. She closes Tinder and starts scrolling through her gallery where she stumbles across the picture of her and Eugene, happily having dinner at a restaurant. Tears roll down her big fat cheeks and she desperately begs God to bring back those days. However she knew it was not possible, those moments were never coming back, she destroyed everything herself. She wipes her tears and swipes right on the first guy she sees. That guy's name was Ching. They meet that night and have boring starfish sex and that's how CHING LOST HIS VIRGINITY.
 
Good story OP except i believe the end is not that believable, she would still probably get a millionaire high tier normie soy and she would not regret a fucking thing.
 
Why couldn't she find a pair of twin name Ching and Chong to hook up with ?
 
she would still probably get a millionaire high tier normie soy and

she would not regret a fucking thing
Massive Cope

rich millionaire normies can afford model tier holes.

Average wage normies dont even have to settle on holes like the swine in the story.
 
Massive Cope

rich millionaire normies can afford model tier holes.

Average wage normies dont even have to settle on holes like the swine in the story.
You think the landwhales just rot away like us?
 
You think the landwhales just rot away like us?
Yes

Only an inkell can save them from solitude.

We have incels on here with standards.

You think normies lead lives without standards? JFL at you, compared to Neets, they potentially lead lives with higher standards.

You think a proud male who worked hard and has everything you wish you had, would consider settling on a 30+ yr old 300lb hambeast?

If you wouldn't, why would he?
 
When's the movie of this coming out?
 
Yes

Only an inkell can save them from solitude.

We have incels on here with standards.

You think normies lead lives without standards? JFL at you, compared to Neets, they potentially lead lives with higher standards.

You think a proud male who worked hard and has everything you wish you had, would consider settling on a 30+ yr old 300lb hambeast?

If you wouldn't, why would he?
There's enough failed normies desperate enough to betabuxx a landwhale.
 
Good story OP except i believe the end is not that believable, she would still probably get a millionaire high tier normie soy and she would not regret a fucking thing.
Yeah. That's true. Women hitting the wall is a massive cope.
When's the movie of this coming out?
Feminists won't allow its release.
 
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Yes

Only an inkell can save them from solitude.

We have incels on here with standards.

You think normies lead lives without standards? JFL at you, compared to Neets, they potentially lead lives with higher standards.

You think a proud male who worked hard and has everything you wish you had, would consider settling on a 30+ yr old 300lb hambeast?

If you wouldn't, why would he?
Gigacope
 
Very good story OP, but why would she be broke? In 5-7 years on patreon and insta and onlyfans she could have made enough to have significant steady income flow (property, bonds, stock dividends), so she would be cushioned (no pun intended) for life
 
Very good story OP, but why would she be broke? In 5-7 years on patreon and insta and onlyfans she could have made enough to have significant steady income flow (property, bonds, stock dividends), so she would be cushioned (no pun intended) for life
Damn. I totally forgot about that. Major loophole.

Or maybe she spent all her money living a lavish lifestyle. Only parties and drugs during her 30s.
 
There's enough failed normies desperate enough to betabuxx a landwhale.
Only failed normies and bluepilled incels settle on landwhales.


JFL if you think a man with 6 figures in his bank account is going to settle on a foid that weighs more than him.
Very good story OP, but why would she be broke? In 5-7 years on patreon and insta and onlyfans she could have made enough to have significant steady income flow (property, bonds, stock dividends), so she would be cushioned (no pun intended) for life
JFL at expecting a hole to invest free money like a man.
Where am I coping retard? Have you ever been in a rich neighborhood? Nobody younger than 50 yrs of age allow themselves to get fat.

You'll even see 50+ yr old holes jogging.

Massive Fucking Cope if you think a rich man who hates fatties will settle on a fattie.
 
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Damn. I totally forgot about that. Major loophole.

Or maybe she spent all her money living a lavish lifestyle. Only parties and drugs during her 30s.
Yeah also possible I guess
 
Good story OP except i believe the end is not that believable, she would still probably get a millionaire high tier normie soy and she would not regret a fucking thing.

True. They just can't lose, and they never live to regret their actions.
 
Eugene roped after that.
 
Bella and Eugene are an average couple living together. Bella is good looking girl with a good body. Eugene is a 5'8 guy with a steady STEM job. They have known each other since high school and were planning to get married. One day while talking about their future Bella starts discussing about body positivity because earlier she saw a post on Instagram which said "It is okay to be fat". Eugene said he didn't mind if she gained weight and he would still love her. So Bella stops exercising and dieting and starts getting fatter and fatter. She starts being a bitch to Eugene but he still loves her nonetheless.

Next Bella makes a Tinder account and instantly gets flooded with messages from hundreds of Chads wanting to hook up with her. She asks Eugene if she can fuck other men and Eugene reluctantly agrees because he had seen a post on Reddit earlier which said "Not allowing your gf to fuck other men = toxic masculinity = abuse". Then Bella makes an Instagram and Twitter account where she becomes a self proclaimed feminist and body positivity activist. There she asks everyone to subscribe to her OnlyFans and Patreon where she sells pics of her chubby butt. In a matter of months she becomes rich and now she only takes pictures of herself clothed as doesn't have to show her body anymore. She doesn't even calls them "kings", she just says "give me my money, you stupid incel fuck, you don't deserve to see my body" and they still pay her.

With the newfound knowledge of how much empowered and precious she is, she breaks off her relationship with Eugene and focuses on her OnlyFans. Few years later, she is in her 30s and wants to settle down and have kids with a Chad but every Chad she meets on Tinder just fucks her and never calls her back. Frustrated Bella finds a desperate STEM job holder on Tinder and hooks up with him without using protection. She has twins (one of which she murders because he was a boy) and forces the father to pay child support.

10 years later, Bella is alone and single. No Chad wants to fuck her now. Her OnlyFans account is all dried up and the only source of income is the money which government gives to single mothers. Men who match with her are neckbeards and fat men just like her. She closes Tinder and starts scrolling through her gallery where she stumbles across the picture of her and Eugene, happily having dinner at a restaurant. Tears roll down her big fat cheeks and she desperately begs God to bring back those days. However she knew it was not possible, those moments were never coming back, she destroyed everything herself. She wipes her tears and swipes right on the first guy she sees. That guy's name was Ching. They meet that night and have boring starfish sex and that's how CHING LOST HIS VIRGINITY.


This is OP's Magnus Opus and Anus Horribilus, genius Iq stroytelling from Orge Inkwell (George Orwell's incel basement dwelling uncle), combining many pills, eg ChingPill, TinderPill, OnlyFansPill, BetabuxxPill, STEMPill, into one wonderous woven tapestry of Incelstian Hell.

Bravo Op
 
This is OP's Magnus Opus and Anus Horribilus, genius Iq stroytelling from Orge Inkwell (George Orwell's incel basement dwelling uncle), combining many pills, eg ChingPill, TinderPill, OnlyFansPill, BetabuxxPill, STEMPill, into one wonderous woven tapestry of Incelstian Hell.

Bravo Op
:feelsYall::feelsYall:
 

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