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How can I wake up from this nightmare?

Leonardo Part V

Leonardo Part V

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Please, somebody help me :fuk:
 
take LSD and see funny colors for 12 hours
 
Do what the amazing atheist did shove that banana up your ass and put some boiling hot chocolate on your penor, that should stave the emptiness off for 20 or so minutes.
 
Do what the amazing atheist did shove that banana up your ass and put some boiling hot chocolate on your penor, that should stave the emptiness off for 20 or so minutes.
Have you done that?
 
DRIVE TO THE NEAREST COLDSHOWER STORE
 
Please, somebody help me :fuk:

I am asking this question to myself regularly. I just want to wake up and have a big penis. I just want to look at it. Imagine how blissful it must be. Waking up knowing that you have a big penis.
 

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