Serious How can I touch a women?

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

Today at wageslaving this super hot blonde foid that was wearing booty shorts and a pink croptop or a cucktop and I was like a foot away from her seeing all that skin. It's looks so soft to touch and probably feels amazing but unfortunately, I can only look at it. If I were to touch BOOM jail. This sucks because they show skin to tease us "teehee you can't touch me or else jail" but don't worry people say you need to find someone that consents to touching and then its ok nigga that's the problem. No women wants me to touch her so what am I supposed to do? Just look at all the pretty skin foids show us? That is cucked shit it's the same with porn you physically can't touch the foid nor you can irl either. I wonder how much jail time if I just went up to a Stacy and just gave her a big hug

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[karmageddan]

Rape or something idk

 

[HONKLERMANIA]

try with your hands

 

[oldNgreycel]

View: https://youtu.be/L2q1HjZlCqw?si=7Qn3JxPDAm9btueO

 

[El Movimiento]

Rape or something idk

 

[El Movimiento]

Rape or something idk

Least obvious FED or .org troll.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

or something idk

 

[karmageddan]

Least obvious FED or .org troll.

Obsessed award

 

[VλREN]

Am wage slaving right now

 

[Light Yagami]

Maybe you can shake her hand if you somehow can get into a situation where it's appropriate to talk to her?

 

[VλREN]

You don’t

You get your slop and your screen and that’s it

Welcome to the 21st century

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Here’s what I used to do, at least when I was a younger dude. Every girl I held an attraction to I took pictures of in secret. Then use those same pictures to enjoy myself to. It’s actually quite easy to do. And at least for me it provided me an escape and a way to cope with the fact I’ll never have her.

I stopped doing that, but it was a good cope back then.

 

[cockroach]

Nut on her leg when she’s not looking and run away.

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Rape

 

[El Movimiento]

Obsessed award

You're so cringe buddy with your "obssessed award" your a troon faggot, go kys seriously

 

[despisedpaul]

One time when I was a kid I was swimming underwater and a cute foid was next to me so I pulled my weiner out underwater and touched it, to this day thats the closest I've gotten

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Nut on her leg when she’s not looking and run away.

Based and highiqpilled. she wont see that coming

 

[Light Yagami]

You can get away with hugging if you look harmless and act giga NT, but you would have to hug literally everyone so that you're known as the hugger guy.

 

[Mihailo Toloto]

On public transportation, during rush hour (so you can blend in more easily)

 

[karmageddan]

You're so cringe buddy with your "obssessed award" your a troon faggot, go kys seriously

ESL Rwandan Mediterranean smuggler from the deepest darkest depths of Jakarta’s coal mines typed this btw

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Serious answer: Bump into her and touch her, she won't think you did it maliciously, I do it all the time on public transport

 

[iRespectRyoHazuki]

Here’s what I used to do, at least when I was a younger dude. Every girl I held an attraction to I took pictures of in secret. Then use those same pictures to enjoy myself to. It’s actually quite easy to do. And at least for me it provided me an escape and a way to cope with the fact I’ll never have her.

I stopped doing that, but it was a good cope back then.

I also used to do that.

 

[FGM Practitioner]

make sure shes facing away from you then walk backwards into her so that you'll bump into her on "accident". make sure to graze your arm(or hand if you're feeling brave) on her butt and apologize in a gay voice afterwards

 

[Sgtpinkie]

I also used to do that.

Respect, fellow creepshotcel.

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Serious answer: Bump into her and touch her, she won't think you did it maliciously, I do it all the time on public transport

Dude, that’s actually really smart. Act like a total klutz. And most people wouldn’t think much of it.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Here’s what I used to do, at least when I was a younger dude. Every girl I held an attraction to I took pictures of in secret. Then use those same pictures to enjoy myself to. It’s actually quite easy to do. And at least for me it provided me an escape and a way to cope with the fact I’ll never have her.

I stopped doing that, but it was a good cope back then.

Did you ever get caught?

 

[Grodd]

Touch her ass and tell her there was Bee on her and you were just trying to protect her from being stung

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Rape or something idk

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Here’s what I used to do, at least when I was a younger dude. Every girl I held an attraction to I took pictures of in secret. Then use those same pictures to enjoy myself to. It’s actually quite easy to do. And at least for me it provided me an escape and a way to cope with the fact I’ll never have her.

I stopped doing that, but it was a good cope back then.

Absolute madman

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Did you ever get caught?

No. Although foids did occasionally shoot glances at me while I was doing it. More than likely maybe a small percentage of them DID know. But I’m pretty discreet. That and I did it a lot in my younger years, so I got good at it. Even had a pretty good collection of creep shots. Sadly I lost all of those photos over the years. Fucking suifuel. They were good too.

 

[Emba]

On public transportation, during rush hour (so you can blend in more easily)

A man of culture

 

[anotherwastedlife]

Can't look at it either because she'll say you raped her with your eyeballs

 

[TheCatMan]

Just take the jail sentence.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Maybe you can shake her hand if you somehow can get into a situation where it's appropriate to talk to her?

Yeah possibly. I’ve managed to shake foid’s hands at times but only when it related to job stuff. Never got any kind of touch from a woman in a slightly romantic way ever

 

[SrutalBeggs]

Be chad

 

[SrutalBeggs]

Least obvious FED or .org troll.

Kek its probably some nigger from sharty

 

[TooSomething]

One time when I was a kid I was swimming underwater and a cute foid was next to me so I pulled my weiner out underwater and touched it, to this day thats the closest I've gotten

Bro, you were very close to jail. LoL

If true, you aare an idiot, but a lucky one. Do not condone.

 

[TooSomething]

Touch her ass and tell her there was Bee on her and you were just trying to protect her from being stung

Hahaha, that is actually a good one. LoL

Or tell her there was a huge spider and when she asks where it went you tell her under somd shit and point there.

 

[killallfeminists]

Rape her

 

[theguyjohnny]

hand shake or get close enough to her to be able to hug

 

[Cincel]

 

[Diddy]

Should've creepshotted her